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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Every morning just rock hard without exception...what is this craziness

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By *obilebottomMan  over a year ago

All over

It's probably chronic gloryolitis. Have you spoken to your GP about it

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"It's probably chronic gloryolitis. Have you spoken to your GP about it "
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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Morning erection, also called Nocturnal Penile Tumescence (NPT), occurs when the penis engorges with blood and you wake up with an erection. This is a perfectly normal occurrence. Most morning erections tend to last for a few minutes after awakening but can persist for longer.

Despite what some think, sexual arousal is not the only cause of a morning erection. These erections are mostly associated with certain parts of the sleep cycle—namely, REM sleep.1 Changes in hormone levels, a full bladder, and even physical stimulation from a bedsheet can also cause morning erection.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Always morning glory

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Same!

Sometimes it just won't go so have to tuck it into the top of my bottoms soi can get stuff done!

The morning pee is impossible

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By *andyfloss2000Woman  over a year ago

ashford

There's me imagining the lovely blue flowers x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yeah mine just nearly made me fall over like a tripod

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By *affeine DuskMan  over a year ago

Caerphilly


"Morning erection, also called Nocturnal Penile Tumescence (NPT), occurs when the penis engorges with blood and you wake up with an erection."

That's why they call him Erect Jim.

...also biiig to my phone for trying to autocorrect to Earthworm Jim, it just gets me.

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By *allMeBeeMan  over a year ago

Wellingborough


"Same!

Sometimes it just won't go so have to tuck it into the top of my bottoms soi can get stuff done!

The morning pee is impossible "

I've heard this called the Pythagoras piss, when you have to lean both hands on the wall above the cistern.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Same!

Sometimes it just won't go so have to tuck it into the top of my bottoms soi can get stuff done!

The morning pee is impossible

I've heard this called the Pythagoras piss, when you have to lean both hands on the wall above the cistern. "

That would take too long to work out but luckily I've mastered the art

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Morning erection, also called Nocturnal Penile Tumescence (NPT), occurs when the penis engorges with blood and you wake up with an erection.

That's why they call him Erect Jim.

...also biiig to my phone for trying to autocorrect to Earthworm Jim, it just gets me."

Ahhhh Earthworm Jim! He's a crazy guy!

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