"And said "my bottom hurts".
He asked where, and I said 'at the entrance".
He replied with this. "As long as you call it the entrance it'll always hurt".
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So the missus likes a daddy and a dad joke huh?  |
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I went to the doctors yesterday said I haven't been feeling myself lately he said at least your tastes are improving.
Went to the doctor because my nose turned a funny shape. I said it looks like instrument He said yes, it looks like a trumpet. I said that's funny because my brother's nose looks like a trombone
The doctor said I had a woman in here last week and her nose looked like the shape of a mouth organ
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I went to the doctor the other day and told her I felt like a pair of curtains. She said
"Well pull yourself together!"
I went to the family doctor recently complaining about my nose and feet. I told her they run in my family. |
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Cherry "doctor, Tony wants sex all day long, what should I do ?"....female doctor "give him my number"
Cherry "I delivered pizza for a while, what a cruel job. You can see them, smell them, but not touch or eat them !".... Tony "yeah I know all about it, I used to be a gynaecologist "
Doctor, you're saying I can have sex daily now ?... Doctor "no !, I said you have dySlEXia" |
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Husband and wife decided to do adventures thing at night, hubby switched off lights and aim to put his dick in wifes mouth, after empty his nozzle he switched on lights and noticed wife swollen nose. Wife complained instead of mouth you inserted in nose, hubby- why didn't you tell me?
wife your balls were inside my mouth  |
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Doctor," the embarrassed man said, "I have a sexual problem. I can't get it up for my wife anymore. "Mr. Garrett, bring her back with you tomorrow and let me see what I can do." The next day, the worried fellow returned with his wife. "Take off your clothes, Mrs. Garrett," the medic said. "Now turn all the way around. Lie down please. Uh-huh, I see. Okay, you may put your clothes back on." The doctor took the husband aside. "You're in perfect health," he said. "Your wife didn't give me an erection either."
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