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I can remember many years ago there was a TV show called "Alas Smith and Jones". They did a comedy sketch about two old english professors writing a book on collective nouns.
Their version of collective nouns still make me laugh when I think about it.
A fart of Penguins
A bollock of Zebra
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can remember many years ago there was a TV show called "Alas Smith and Jones". They did a comedy sketch about two old english professors writing a book on collective nouns.
Their version of collective nouns still make me laugh when I think about it.
A fart of Penguins
A bollock of Zebra
Anyone remember the rest?"
The book was called " A load of bollocks".....
Try this lot for size... All someone else's work....
An aarmory of aardvarks An abandonment of orphans An absence of waiters An accompaniment of condiments An addition of mathematicians An agenda of tasks An amble of walkers An ambush of widows An annoyance of mobile phones An anvil of blacksmiths An archive of programmers An array of luminaries An assemblage of jigsaw puzzlers An assembly of toys An asylum of managers An atlas of maps An attitude of teenagers An audit of accountants An audit of bookkeepers An auroraof polar bears An autumn of leaves A billing of consultants A billow of smokers A body of pathologists A boo of surprises A brace of orthodontists A buttload of proctologists A camp of transvestites A clutch of leering women A clutch of testicles A collective of nouns A conflagration of arsonists A conflagration of pyromaniacs A debauchery of Hedonists A deficit of economists A doom of dragons A dose of doctors An exaltation of larks A greed of lawyers A groan of puns A gross of farts A guilt of pleasures A hatchet of corporate downsizing proposals A heard of blind people A hug of teddy bears An imposition of in-laws An incantation of witches An incision of surgeons An indecision of managers A knuckle of gangsters A lechery of priests A lie of politicians A magnum of hitmen A medusa of knots A minuscule of sub-atomic particles A mixture of pharmacists A number of mathematicians An ostentation of peac*cks A palm of w**kers A piddle of puppies A pitying of turtledoves A plane of geometrists A pomposity of professors A ponder of philosophers A posse of posers A pretension of intellects A pri*kle of hedgehogs A pri*kle of porcupines A propriety of nouns A quake of cowards A quake of seismologists A quarrel of lawyers A ream of bureaucrats A reflection of narcissists A regatta of swans A rhyme of poets A round of circumnavigations A round of drinks A run of cowards A rush of overnight couriers A salon of Poodles A scandal of shoes A sh**load of troubles A shortage of dwarves A skulk of foxes A slice of circumcisions A slither of gossip columnists A slither of snakes A snap of photographers A sneak of weasels A Sodom of shepherds A souffle of clouds A splash of puddles A spread of nymphomaniacs A sprig of vegetarians A squeal of nieces A squint of proofreaders A stable of prostitutes A steam of turds A stench of skunks A stock of portfolio managers A storm of paratroops A strangle of bad laws A streak of tigers A stretch of giraffes A stripe of zebras A sulk of teenagers A superfluity of similes A swarm of dirty ragged plebeians A swarm of suitors A swarm of sycophants A swelter of blankets A tangle of tricksters A tedium of golfers A terror of terriers A ticktock of clocks A tidings of magpies A tongue lashing of interpreters A tough of lesbians A treachery of spies A tyranny of dictators A ubiquity of sparrows An undulation of hills An unkindness of ravens A vision of optometrists A visit of jehovah's witnesses A waddle of Basset Hounds A wake of vultures A wash of emotions A watch of nightingales A wave of surfers A wealth of information A whistle of modems A whored of prostitutes A wiggle of Elvis impersonators A wisdom of owls A wisp of snipe A wolfpack of submarines A wriggle of worms A wonder of stars......  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A swinglet of swingers for a small group, say up to 4
A swingdom of swingers for up to 8
A swingland of swingers for up to 12
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I like maths  "
9x8÷6 =  |
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