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By *inger_the_Ninja OP   Man  over a year ago

Frome

Today I have to spunk into a pot as I deliver my sperm sample to the doctors so they can see if my vasectomy worked or not!

I want to make it a memorable wank, not just routine. How can I make it special?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sing this to the tune of "Knees Up Mother Brown" while wanking.

Spunk into a pot!

Spunk into a pot!

I'm a free man

So's my semen

Spunk into a pot!

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By *.T.Man  over a year ago

the Dromara hills

Blow your load into a specially commissioned goblet, emblazoned with "The first seedless juicing of the loins"

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By *rystaldenisonWoman  over a year ago

salisbury

do it in the waiting room lol

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By *TG3Man  over a year ago

Dorchester


"Today I have to spunk into a pot as I deliver my sperm sample to the doctors so they can see if my vasectomy worked or not!

I want to make it a memorable wank, not just routine. How can I make it special?"

mix paprika in with it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Today I have to spunk into a pot as I deliver my sperm sample to the doctors so they can see if my vasectomy worked or not!

I want to make it a memorable wank, not just routine. How can I make it special?"

Memorable?? Haha.

I’ll never forget the doctor pulling a scalpel out and grabbing my balls I can tell you that much!

But can I remember the sample? Hell no. Who wants to remember that?

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By *ts the taking part thatMan  over a year ago

southampton

Do it on the bus.

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By *opetop4UMan  over a year ago

Aberdeen

Do it in the waiting room toilet and leave a porn mag open on the cistern afterwards.

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By *inger_the_Ninja OP   Man  over a year ago

Frome

I think I have to deliver it into a letter box, haha.

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By *inkedKuntsCouple  over a year ago

Sheffield

Hand full of deep heat as lube

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By *uckmonkeyMan  over a year ago

devon

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By *uckmonkeyMan  over a year ago

devon

Have a party popper to hand….

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By *inger_the_Ninja OP   Man  over a year ago

Frome


"Hand full of deep heat as lube"

I remember going to a football trial once, freezing cold day and I forgot my shorts. The only pair they had were like hot pants and I rubbed deep heat all over my legs. I had a bad reaction and my legs went BRIGHT red. I provided a lot of entertainment and laughter, as a gangly teenager, but I played quite well and scored a couple in the practice match. Didn't get chosen.

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By *elix SightedMan  over a year ago

Cloud 8

I can’t think of a better way to celebrate than by emulating your profile pic, OP.

I wonder if it will fill normal because your entire body is upside down, or if it will feel like you’re wanking downwards.

Either way, place the pot on the ground and try to hit the bullseye! Imagine the feeling of jubilation if you get it right.

(But beware the risk of hitting yourself in the mush….).

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By *atnip make me purrWoman  over a year ago

Reading

Choose your favourite fabber and do it to her pics then message her after

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Had to do this today, i produced the most pathetic dribble ! I wonder will there be enough for a sample!

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