Today I have to spunk into a pot as I deliver my sperm sample to the doctors so they can see if my vasectomy worked or not!
I want to make it a memorable wank, not just routine. How can I make it special? |
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"Today I have to spunk into a pot as I deliver my sperm sample to the doctors so they can see if my vasectomy worked or not!
I want to make it a memorable wank, not just routine. How can I make it special?"
mix paprika in with it  |
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"Today I have to spunk into a pot as I deliver my sperm sample to the doctors so they can see if my vasectomy worked or not!
I want to make it a memorable wank, not just routine. How can I make it special?"
Memorable?? Haha.
I’ll never forget the doctor pulling a scalpel out and grabbing my balls I can tell you that much!
But can I remember the sample? Hell no. Who wants to remember that?  |
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"Hand full of deep heat as lube"
I remember going to a football trial once, freezing cold day and I forgot my shorts. The only pair they had were like hot pants and I rubbed deep heat all over my legs. I had a bad reaction and my legs went BRIGHT red. I provided a lot of entertainment and laughter, as a gangly teenager, but I played quite well and scored a couple in the practice match. Didn't get chosen. |
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I can’t think of a better way to celebrate than by emulating your profile pic, OP.
I wonder if it will fill normal because your entire body is upside down, or if it will feel like you’re wanking downwards.
Either way, place the pot on the ground and try to hit the bullseye! Imagine the feeling of jubilation if you get it right.
(But beware the risk of hitting yourself in the mush….). |
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