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over a year ago
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Sperms donations need to be done via a clinic, you are supposed to be health checked and tested first before donations.
It's not as easy as banging one out into an old Yoghurt pot and turning up on their doorstep with a turkey baster in hand. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In the UK sperms donations are legally meant to be via clinic (although I know of a few lesbian couples who have used private donors and used the syringe method). You also can't buy sperm in the UK for insemination - it has to go through an ivf clinic . Very interesting  |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
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"Sperms donations need to be done via a clinic, you are supposed to be health checked and tested first before donations.
It's not as easy as banging one out into an old Yoghurt pot and turning up on their doorstep with a turkey baster in hand. "
So that's why people kept slamming their doors in my face... |
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"Delivergoo.
 Why does Ricky always sound in my head like it's said in a chavvy accent? It's more a Riccckaaay."
It's always said Bianca style in mine too. Wrong Ricky but that's my brain for you.
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"Sperms donations need to be done via a clinic, you are supposed to be health checked and tested first before donations.
It's not as easy as banging one out into an old Yoghurt pot and turning up on their doorstep with a turkey baster in hand.
So that's why people kept slamming their doors in my face..."
Are you using the right yoghurt pots? Fage is quite popular with the Waitrose set. I'm a fan of the small corner from a Muller corner 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"NHS do a sperm donation but I'm to old "
Thats because Male Fertility/Sperm starts to decline in late forties.
So, even though its not impossible to have kids later in life , it's not as good a sample as previous ages so the NHS have to limit the age brackets. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I assume you’re going to seek legal advice before sowing your seed OP. I imagine It could become quite the nightmare if you end up having kids scattered everywhere and the mums come looking for maintenance for them. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have several people on a list that you could send some to.
I would be happy to send some out to your friends
Lol.
It’s not a friend list. "
That's ok I'm willing send lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I assume you’re going to seek legal advice before sowing your seed OP. I imagine It could become quite the nightmare if you end up having kids scattered everywhere and the mums come looking for maintenance for them."
Send descrestly lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I assume you’re going to seek legal advice before sowing your seed OP. I imagine It could become quite the nightmare if you end up having kids scattered everywhere and the mums come looking for maintenance for them.
Send descrestly lol "
Ahh should be fine then |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
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"I assume you’re going to seek legal advice before sowing your seed OP. I imagine It could become quite the nightmare if you end up having kids scattered everywhere and the mums come looking for maintenance for them.
Send descrestly lol "
sheeeesh can't spell |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I assume you’re going to seek legal advice before sowing your seed OP. I imagine It could become quite the nightmare if you end up having kids scattered everywhere and the mums come looking for maintenance for them.
Send descrestly lol sheeeesh can't spell "
Chinese phone for you lol |
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"Always wanted be a sperm donor for whoever wanted my sperm
Cum in a tube then send it of or deliver it
Any other strange people like me lol"
OP, have thought of doing a Mail shot? Get yourself a bulk load of plastic pots on Amazon, yank into your ‘little pots of promise’ while thinking happy thoughts and set off delivering them through letterboxes.
You could even include a picture of the source and a souvenir key ring. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Always wanted be a sperm donor for whoever wanted my sperm
Cum in a tube then send it of or deliver it
Any other strange people like me lol
OP, have thought of doing a Mail shot? Get yourself a bulk load of plastic pots on Amazon, yank into your ‘little pots of promise’ while thinking happy thoughts and set off delivering them through letterboxes.
You could even include a picture of the source and a souvenir key ring."
Yeah could do Amazon sell everything else lol |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Delivergoo.
Why does Ricky always sound in my head like it's said in a chavvy accent? It's more a Riccckaaay.
It's actually short for Ricardo."
Oh good. I love something I can get my mouth around. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Delivergoo.
Why does Ricky always sound in my head like it's said in a chavvy accent? It's more a Riccckaaay.
It's actually short for Ricardo.
Oh good. I love something I can get my mouth around. "
I'm sure it's not an issue for someone with your oral dexterity. |
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