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By *oalie66 OP   Man  over a year ago

Chesterfield

I was sat eating a bag of mini cheddars on the toilet today and thought to myself what would people think of me if they could see me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I suspect most would think “grim”

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

Did you finish the poo first or the cheddars?

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman  over a year ago

Next Door


"I suspect most would think “grim”"

was my thought

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I suspect most would think “grim”

was my thought"

1000%

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

God almighty.

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By *agerMorganMan  over a year ago

Canvey Island

Annnnd that’s my cue to get off here and go watch a film…

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By *heGateKeeperMan  over a year ago

Stratford


"I suspect most would think “grim”"

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By *oalie66 OP   Man  over a year ago

Chesterfield


"I suspect most would think “grim”"

Why,what's wrong with mini cheddar?

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By *heGateKeeperMan  over a year ago

Stratford

This is why I can’t eat at just anyone’s house, or partake in bring and share lunches at work

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I just hope its the mini cheddar we are all thinking of.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What the heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllll. Oh my god no waaaaaaay.

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By *heGateKeeperMan  over a year ago

Stratford


"I suspect most would think “grim”

Why,what's wrong with mini cheddar?"

Nothing as long as you have a brown humous dip

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By *oalie66 OP   Man  over a year ago

Chesterfield


"I suspect most would think “grim”

Why,what's wrong with mini cheddar?

Nothing as long as you have a brown humous dip "

Brilliant

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By *heGateKeeperMan  over a year ago

Stratford


"

I just hope its the mini cheddar we are all thinking of."

I have visions of smegma i had not accounted for when I planned my Sunday evening

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London

I'm even worse, I shit at the toilet. Real fucking filth I just let it go

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By *oggoneMan  over a year ago

Derry

Uh, hold that thought op.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Some thoughts are best left in your head.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My friend drinks his coffee on the toilet. He says he ends up there after drinking it within a minute anyway, the absolute reprobate

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By *obilebottomMan  over a year ago

All over

Not entirely the same but it did remind me why I never ever eat from those balls of crisps or peanuts they give you with your drinks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"You know what would go really well with this shit, a packet of mini cheddars" how does one come to this point in their life I wonder.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My friend drinks his coffee on the toilet. He says he ends up there after drinking it within a minute anyway, the absolute reprobate "

Coffee makes me need a poo so I do sympathise with your “friend”.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My friend drinks his coffee on the toilet. He says he ends up there after drinking it within a minute anyway, the absolute reprobate

Coffee makes me need a poo so I do sympathise with your “friend”."

I get it, it's uncivilised, but I get it

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By *aucasian GhandiMan  over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"I was sat eating a bag of mini cheddars on the toilet today and thought to myself what would people think of me if they could see me.

"

As long as nothing was spread on the mini cheddars

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I was sat eating a bag of mini cheddars on the toilet today and thought to myself what would people think of me if they could see me.

"

That’s crackers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is why I can’t eat at just anyone’s house, or partake in bring and share lunches at work "

‘Have you eaten? Can I get you something to-‘

‘NO. I am fine thanks.’

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By *oggoneMan  over a year ago

Derry


""You know what would go really well with this shit, a packet of mini cheddars" how does one come to this point in their life I wonder. "

That is life's rich pageant for you. The good, the bad and the mini cheddars

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman  over a year ago

Schitts Creek


"My friend drinks his coffee on the toilet. He says he ends up there after drinking it within a minute anyway, the absolute reprobate

Coffee makes me need a poo so I do sympathise with your “friend”.

I get it, it's uncivilised, but I get it "

If coffee had that effect on me, I’d straight up not drink it

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By *oalie66 OP   Man  over a year ago

Chesterfield

Meat on thr bones.

I was tiling the bathroom and felt peckish,sat on the closed toilet lid eating a bag of mini cheddars whilst admiring my work.

Assume makes a ass of u and me.

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By *heGateKeeperMan  over a year ago

Stratford


"This is why I can’t eat at just anyone’s house, or partake in bring and share lunches at work

‘Have you eaten? Can I get you something to-‘

‘NO. I am fine thanks.’"

Steve knows

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By *ou only live onceMan  over a year ago

London


"Meat on thr bones.

I was tiling the bathroom and felt peckish,sat on the closed toilet lid eating a bag of mini cheddars whilst admiring my work.

Assume makes a ass of u and me."

Comedy gold. This is why I joined Fab.

All those losers, caught hook, line and sinker. I knew all along this was an innocent DIY story. More fool them!

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By *iromancergirl1Woman  over a year ago

bolton

I can’t stop thinking if he was eating them on the loo did he wipe before finishing them and i really hope if not he washed his hands before he went back to eating them.

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By *ucka39Man  over a year ago

Newcastle

Things people do for a little excitement I'm guessing you used the same hand to wipe your arse

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By *obilebottomMan  over a year ago

All over


"Meat on thr bones.

I was tiling the bathroom and felt peckish,sat on the closed toilet lid eating a bag of mini cheddars whilst admiring my work.

Assume makes a ass of u and me."

Yeah right

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By *offiaCoolWoman  over a year ago

Kidsgrove

Aren't the forums fantastic for getting a better picture of the person behind the profile. Awesome filtering guide.

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By *oalie66 OP   Man  over a year ago

Chesterfield


"Meat on thr bones.

I was tiling the bathroom and felt peckish,sat on the closed toilet lid eating a bag of mini cheddars whilst admiring my work.

Assume makes a ass of u and me.

I thank you.

Comedy gold. This is why I joined Fab.

All those losers, caught hook, line and sinker. I knew all along this was an innocent DIY story. More fool them! "

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By *anillaboyMan  over a year ago

london


"I was sat eating a bag of mini cheddars on the toilet today and thought to myself what would people think of me if they could see me.

"

And the NOBEL goes to.......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That genuinely is grim tbh

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By *omtom7Man  over a year ago

Tralee

Why thank you for sharing

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By *TG3Man  over a year ago

Dorchester


"I was sat eating a bag of mini cheddars on the toilet today and thought to myself what would people think of me if they could see me.

"

not a lot

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds

Mini cheddars, rookie numbers.

I’ve polished a full Sunday dinner of once, wouldn’t want it getting cold

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Damn no.

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By *aui.Man  over a year ago

around here

Jesus Christ on a bike, I've never heard such a thing. That is totally barbaric.

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