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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"I believe women are so lovely but such a nightmare who agrees!?  "
Well....the MIL is and one of the women at our local Aldi who yeets your shopping down the checkout....but nah. Most are lovely.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I believe women are so lovely but such a nightmare who agrees!?
Well....the MIL is and one of the women at our local Aldi who yeets your shopping down the checkout....but nah. Most are lovely.
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Why are they so aggressive with it  I always come out there all in a panic because I’ve had my shopping lobbed at me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Women are mainly nightmares because us idiot men give them good reason to be...then we bitch about them being nightmares, which funnily enough makes them fucking worse!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Women are mainly nightmares because us idiot men give them good reason to be...then we bitch about them being nightmares, which funnily enough makes them fucking worse!!! "
He gets it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women are mainly nightmares because us idiot men give them good reason to be...then we bitch about them being nightmares, which funnily enough makes them fucking worse!!!
He gets it! "
It's about all I get on fab |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Women are mainly nightmares because us idiot men give them good reason to be...then we bitch about them being nightmares, which funnily enough makes them fucking worse!!! "
he gets it  |
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"Women are mainly nightmares because us idiot men give them good reason to be...then we bitch about them being nightmares, which funnily enough makes them fucking worse!!! "
Who’s side are you on…..stick together man… stick together…. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women are mainly nightmares because us idiot men give them good reason to be...then we bitch about them being nightmares, which funnily enough makes them fucking worse!!!
Who’s side are you on…..stick together man… stick together…. "
I'm on the side that gives me the most peace.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women are mainly nightmares because us idiot men give them good reason to be...then we bitch about them being nightmares, which funnily enough makes them fucking worse!!! "
Nope. They’re all knobs. |
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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago
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"Women are mainly nightmares because us idiot men give them good reason to be...then we bitch about them being nightmares, which funnily enough makes them fucking worse!!!
he gets it "
Look what you made do! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Women are mainly nightmares because us idiot men give them good reason to be...then we bitch about them being nightmares, which funnily enough makes them fucking worse!!!
He gets it!
It's about all I get on fab "
You’re one of us now  |
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"Women are mainly nightmares because us idiot men give them good reason to be...then we bitch about them being nightmares, which funnily enough makes them fucking worse!!!
He gets it!
It's about all I get on fab
You’re one of us now "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women are mainly nightmares because us idiot men give them good reason to be...then we bitch about them being nightmares, which funnily enough makes them fucking worse!!!
He gets it!
It's about all I get on fab
You’re one of us now "
I've been one of "us" in all my fab guises...so much so it's my new pronoun |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
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"Women are mainly nightmares because us idiot men give them good reason to be...then we bitch about them being nightmares, which funnily enough makes them fucking worse!!!
He gets it!
It's about all I get on fab
You’re one of us now "
Poor guy tried to be sweet and now he's friendzoned by the whole of fab |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women are mainly nightmares because us idiot men give them good reason to be...then we bitch about them being nightmares, which funnily enough makes them fucking worse!!!
He gets it!
It's about all I get on fab
You’re one of us now
Poor guy tried to be sweet and now he's friendzoned by the whole of fab "
It's "us" is friendzoned...jeez! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OP, how did you get so flexible that you managed to get your whole foot in your mouth
Says you who did the biggest woman mic drop of 2023
Ooh is there drama (grabs popcorn)"
In |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
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"OP, how did you get so flexible that you managed to get your whole foot in your mouth
Says you who did the biggest woman mic drop of 2023
Ooh is there drama (grabs popcorn)
In "
Tell you what I wasn't in. Your paddling pool. Both literally and metaphorically |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I believe women are so lovely but such a nightmare who agrees!? "
Fella you have opend a right Can now!!
You might get let off! They can see your Boat race,and theyl like it.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"OP, how did you get so flexible that you managed to get your whole foot in your mouth
Says you who did the biggest woman mic drop of 2023
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Tha doesn't count! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women are mainly nightmares because us idiot men give them good reason to be...then we bitch about them being nightmares, which funnily enough makes them fucking worse!!!
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Everyone so shocked over the truth? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My dear (courageous) fellow, as Oscar Wilde once said in his epigrams - "Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood"."
My beloved Nan & Dear Mum told me a thing or two. Many moons ago. I will never ever forget.
Let cats Roams freely,and come for the milk and cream when the require it, but do keep many cats for secret is in the herd of them.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women are mainly nightmares because us idiot men give them good reason to be...then we bitch about them being nightmares, which funnily enough makes them fucking worse!!!
Everyone so shocked over the truth? "
Pm i shall enlighten further,fella wink wink nudge nudge. I knw way more than i post atimes lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are we???? Or is it the other way round?? Or do Gents piss the females??
OP, a very brave thread."
Wheres your real poetic write up you normally give out mostly!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women are mainly nightmares because us idiot men give them good reason to be...then we bitch about them being nightmares, which funnily enough makes them fucking worse!!!
He gets it!
It's about all I get on fab
You’re one of us now
Poor guy tried to be sweet and now he's friendzoned by the whole of fab
It's "us" is friendzoned...jeez! "
Just think about all the tatas you can rest your head upon while you tell us all your worries. Every cloud and all that  |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
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"Women are mainly nightmares because us idiot men give them good reason to be...then we bitch about them being nightmares, which funnily enough makes them fucking worse!!!
He gets it!
It's about all I get on fab
You’re one of us now
Poor guy tried to be sweet and now he's friendzoned by the whole of fab
It's "us" is friendzoned...jeez!
Just think about all the tatas you can rest your head upon while you tell us all your worries. Every cloud and all that "
Oh shit maybe I should be nicer round here... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women are mainly nightmares because us idiot men give them good reason to be...then we bitch about them being nightmares, which funnily enough makes them fucking worse!!!
He gets it!
It's about all I get on fab
You’re one of us now
Poor guy tried to be sweet and now he's friendzoned by the whole of fab
It's "us" is friendzoned...jeez!
Just think about all the tatas you can rest your head upon while you tell us all your worries. Every cloud and all that
Oh shit maybe I should be nicer round here..."
Too late, you are now officially classed as numero Uno turdo swallowo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women are mainly nightmares because us idiot men give them good reason to be...then we bitch about them being nightmares, which funnily enough makes them fucking worse!!!
He gets it!
It's about all I get on fab
You’re one of us now
Poor guy tried to be sweet and now he's friendzoned by the whole of fab
It's "us" is friendzoned...jeez!
Just think about all the tatas you can rest your head upon while you tell us all your worries. Every cloud and all that
Oh shit maybe I should be nicer round here..."
Brucie they comeing for you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women are mainly nightmares because us idiot men give them good reason to be...then we bitch about them being nightmares, which funnily enough makes them fucking worse!!!
He gets it!
It's about all I get on fab
You’re one of us now
Poor guy tried to be sweet and now he's friendzoned by the whole of fab
It's "us" is friendzoned...jeez!
Just think about all the tatas you can rest your head upon while you tell us all your worries. Every cloud and all that
Oh shit maybe I should be nicer round here...
Too late, you are now officially classed as numero Uno turdo swallowo "
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
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"Women are mainly nightmares because us idiot men give them good reason to be...then we bitch about them being nightmares, which funnily enough makes them fucking worse!!!
He gets it!
It's about all I get on fab
You’re one of us now
Poor guy tried to be sweet and now he's friendzoned by the whole of fab
It's "us" is friendzoned...jeez!
Just think about all the tatas you can rest your head upon while you tell us all your worries. Every cloud and all that
Oh shit maybe I should be nicer round here...
Too late, you are now officially classed as numero Uno turdo swallowo "
I would have got that if not for the swallowo part and now I'm just thinking...I dunno I wouldn't recommend swallowing turds |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women are mainly nightmares because us idiot men give them good reason to be...then we bitch about them being nightmares, which funnily enough makes them fucking worse!!!
He gets it!
It's about all I get on fab
You’re one of us now
Poor guy tried to be sweet and now he's friendzoned by the whole of fab
It's "us" is friendzoned...jeez!
Just think about all the tatas you can rest your head upon while you tell us all your worries. Every cloud and all that
Oh shit maybe I should be nicer round here..."
Think smarter not harder brucey boy *taps head* |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"Women are mainly nightmares because us idiot men give them good reason to be...then we bitch about them being nightmares, which funnily enough makes them fucking worse!!!
He gets it!
It's about all I get on fab
You’re one of us now
Poor guy tried to be sweet and now he's friendzoned by the whole of fab
It's "us" is friendzoned...jeez!
Just think about all the tatas you can rest your head upon while you tell us all your worries. Every cloud and all that
Oh shit maybe I should be nicer round here...
Too late, you are now officially classed as numero Uno turdo swallowo "
My Italian is a bit rusty, I'm not quite sure what swallowo means in English. |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
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"Women are mainly nightmares because us idiot men give them good reason to be...then we bitch about them being nightmares, which funnily enough makes them fucking worse!!!
He gets it!
It's about all I get on fab
You’re one of us now
Poor guy tried to be sweet and now he's friendzoned by the whole of fab
It's "us" is friendzoned...jeez!
Just think about all the tatas you can rest your head upon while you tell us all your worries. Every cloud and all that
Oh shit maybe I should be nicer round here...
Think smarter not harder brucey boy *taps head* "
I don't really think at all tbh. Go with the old gut and let fate decide is my strategy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women are mainly nightmares because us idiot men give them good reason to be...then we bitch about them being nightmares, which funnily enough makes them fucking worse!!!
He gets it!
It's about all I get on fab
You’re one of us now
Poor guy tried to be sweet and now he's friendzoned by the whole of fab
It's "us" is friendzoned...jeez!
Just think about all the tatas you can rest your head upon while you tell us all your worries. Every cloud and all that
Oh shit maybe I should be nicer round here...
Too late, you are now officially classed as numero Uno turdo swallowo
My Italian is a bit rusty, I'm not quite sure what swallowo means in English. "
Ok ok, it sounded right in my head, alright! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women are mainly nightmares because us idiot men give them good reason to be...then we bitch about them being nightmares, which funnily enough makes them fucking worse!!!
He gets it!
It's about all I get on fab
You’re one of us now
Poor guy tried to be sweet and now he's friendzoned by the whole of fab
It's "us" is friendzoned...jeez!
Just think about all the tatas you can rest your head upon while you tell us all your worries. Every cloud and all that
Oh shit maybe I should be nicer round here...
Too late, you are now officially classed as numero Uno turdo swallowo "
Fella remember what happened on that last post! Last week??
How does it all fair now! You beem here a few weeks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women are mainly nightmares because us idiot men give them good reason to be...then we bitch about them being nightmares, which funnily enough makes them fucking worse!!!
He gets it!
It's about all I get on fab
You’re one of us now
Poor guy tried to be sweet and now he's friendzoned by the whole of fab
It's "us" is friendzoned...jeez!
Just think about all the tatas you can rest your head upon while you tell us all your worries. Every cloud and all that
Oh shit maybe I should be nicer round here...
Too late, you are now officially classed as numero Uno turdo swallowo
My Italian is a bit rusty, I'm not quite sure what swallowo means in English.
Ok ok, it sounded right in my head, alright! "
Fiat iE Uno Turbo. Right pocket rocket back in the day. Bodys were Shite and still are now lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women are mainly nightmares because us idiot men give them good reason to be...then we bitch about them being nightmares, which funnily enough makes them fucking worse!!!
He gets it!
It's about all I get on fab
You’re one of us now
Poor guy tried to be sweet and now he's friendzoned by the whole of fab
It's "us" is friendzoned...jeez!
Just think about all the tatas you can rest your head upon while you tell us all your worries. Every cloud and all that
Oh shit maybe I should be nicer round here...
Too late, you are now officially classed as numero Uno turdo swallowo
Fella remember what happened on that last post! Last week??
How does it all fair now! You beem here a few weeks. "
No, and no, I don't dwell on past.
Dude, I've been here over 7 years, thats a tad longer than a few weeks, and honestly it's all fair good or bad |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some are some are cunts like most folks only minus a willy"
A right Cuntish smell around ere lads!!
You can take the cùuuunt out of the game. But cant take the Game ouT of a real KUNT!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women are mainly nightmares because us idiot men give them good reason to be...then we bitch about them being nightmares, which funnily enough makes them fucking worse!!!
He gets it!
It's about all I get on fab
You’re one of us now
Poor guy tried to be sweet and now he's friendzoned by the whole of fab
It's "us" is friendzoned...jeez!
Just think about all the tatas you can rest your head upon while you tell us all your worries. Every cloud and all that
Oh shit maybe I should be nicer round here...
Too late, you are now officially classed as numero Uno turdo swallowo
Fella remember what happened on that last post! Last week??
How does it all fair now! You beem here a few weeks.
No, and no, I don't dwell on past.
Dude, I've been here over 7 years, thats a tad longer than a few weeks, and honestly it's all fair good or bad"
Wow 7yrs. Deff your spec savers ave turned Joe knighty!
So what has changed since you neen on here that long? Even in the last 2 yrs say?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Women are mainly nightmares because us idiot men give them good reason to be...then we bitch about them being nightmares, which funnily enough makes them fucking worse!!!
He gets it!
It's about all I get on fab
You’re one of us now
Poor guy tried to be sweet and now he's friendzoned by the whole of fab
It's "us" is friendzoned...jeez!
Just think about all the tatas you can rest your head upon while you tell us all your worries. Every cloud and all that
Oh shit maybe I should be nicer round here...
Too late, you are now officially classed as numero Uno turdo swallowo
My Italian is a bit rusty, I'm not quite sure what swallowo means in English.
Ok ok, it sounded right in my head, alright!
Fiat iE Uno Turbo. Right pocket rocket back in the day. Bodys were Shite and still are now lol"
I had a Fiat Uno Turbo, every time I indicated left my rear lights lit up like a Xmas tree |
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By *mf123Man
over a year ago
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"Some are some are cunts like most folks only minus a willy
A right Cuntish smell around ere lads!!
You can take the cùuuunt out of the game. But cant take the Game ouT of a real KUNT!! "
im not being a cunt just realistic if i were a being a cunt id go fuck myself by now |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I believe women are so lovely but such a nightmare who agrees!?
I agree that you think women are so lovely but nightmares and that tells me more about you than it does women. "
Granny smith,behave |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Womens and their womens things. It's just chemistry. Mens solves chemistry. Womens got what?"
Women and their women's things. It's just chemistry. Men solve chemistry. Women have what?
Grammar … we have grammar (well at least a bit better grammar )
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This is why lesbians are now officially an endangered species - no woman will put up with the shit women put men through ….. some would say…. Not me though i think they smell lovely and have lovely squishy bits!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Everyone's got a crazy ex story, even most women.
Some people thrive on the drama triangle (baddie, rescuer & victim) because sadly that's all they know..
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