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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Naa fuck it, come and look at mine, they are already erected!  "
Love to but the dogs are digging up the vegetable patch.
This fence needs to go up today |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can we sit and drink cocktails if I get some lads round
When you're done can you send them my way. I need some decking laid  "
Fuck sake.
This isnt going the way I hoped. Im not running a recruitment agency here you know! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can we sit and drink cocktails if I get some lads round
When you're done can you send them my way. I need some decking laid "
Never layed a deck before. |
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"Naa fuck it, come and look at mine, they are already erected!
Love to but the dogs are digging up the vegetable patch.
This fence needs to go up today"
Just lean them up today, sideways on. That will keep the dogs out, then do it when its cooler! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Naa fuck it, come and look at mine, they are already erected!
Love to but the dogs are digging up the vegetable patch.
This fence needs to go up today
Just lean them up today, sideways on. That will keep the dogs out, then do it when its cooler!"
I worry for my spuds! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When you're done can you send them my way. I need some decking laid
There a joke to be made about getting you laid, but I’ll leave it in Jennie’s capable hands."
Nuff said!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm not that hot, and manual labour ain't my bag.
But how about you show me your winkie and I'll make some milkshakes to try and summon boys that might help?"
Raspberry? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can we sit and drink cocktails if I get some lads round
Ooh theres a thought.
Do tbey want to see my winkie?
Not if you want the panels erected...."
Hey. An erection is an erection! |
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"Naa fuck it, come and look at mine, they are already erected!
Love to but the dogs are digging up the vegetable patch.
This fence needs to go up today
Just lean them up today, sideways on. That will keep the dogs out, then do it when its cooler!
I worry for my spuds! "
And no doubt that one wrinkled old carrot  |
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"Naa fuck it, come and look at mine, they are already erected!
Love to but the dogs are digging up the vegetable patch.
This fence needs to go up today
Just lean them up today, sideways on. That will keep the dogs out, then do it when its cooler!
I worry for my spuds! "
Put a bit of talc on, should stop them sticking to your leg! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Naa fuck it, come and look at mine, they are already erected!
Love to but the dogs are digging up the vegetable patch.
This fence needs to go up today
Just lean them up today, sideways on. That will keep the dogs out, then do it when its cooler!
I worry for my spuds!
And no doubt that one wrinkled old carrot "
Carrots are swelling nicely |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ll send the mother in law round, she’s not hot but at least it will get her out of my fucking garden
The mr "
She going to be ok seeing my winkie? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Naa fuck it, come and look at mine, they are already erected!
Love to but the dogs are digging up the vegetable patch.
This fence needs to go up today
Just lean them up today, sideways on. That will keep the dogs out, then do it when its cooler!
I worry for my spuds!
Put a bit of talc on, should stop them sticking to your leg! "
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
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"Want to come round and put up some fence panels? I really cant be faffed to do it myself.
I'll even let you see my winkie! "
i know a woman who puts fence panels up as to how good she does it i can't attest |
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"Want to come round and put up some fence panels? I really cant be faffed to do it myself.
I'll even let you see my winkie! "
And when they're done at yours please send them my way! My tortoise can get into the flower beds and then into next door  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Want to come round and put up some fence panels? I really cant be faffed to do it myself.
I'll even let you see my winkie!
And when they're done at yours please send them my way! My tortoise can get into the flower beds and then into next door "
Tortoises... Bastards! With their twitchy noses and fluffy tails! |
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"Want to come round and put up some fence panels? I really cant be faffed to do it myself.
I'll even let you see my winkie! "
I'm fucking boiling but pretty shit at manual labour these days. Is your fence building zone wheelchair accessible, please?! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Want to come round and put up some fence panels? I really cant be faffed to do it myself.
I'll even let you see my winkie!
I'm fucking boiling but pretty shit at manual labour these days. Is your fence building zone wheelchair accessible, please?!"
Its an all access site. |
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"Want to come round and put up some fence panels? I really cant be faffed to do it myself.
I'll even let you see my winkie!
I'm fucking boiling but pretty shit at manual labour these days. Is your fence building zone wheelchair accessible, please?!
Its an all access site. "
I can be the foreman |
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