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I’m heading to LIDL

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

One day I went to Lidl.

Anyway meet me by the fruit and veg for some horny public fun

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By *antam AvershiresMan over a year ago

Falme

Amd I spied, in the middle isle someone with a carrot up their brown eye

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lidl bakery is elite.

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By *omtom7Man over a year ago

Tralee

Pick me up a drink

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Amd I spied, in the middle isle someone with a carrot up their brown eye"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The rest of you- keep it sexual!!!

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By *iking 777Man over a year ago

Thurso

Yum yum from the bakery for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The rest of you- keep it sexual!!! "

Fine. I need a Kong Strong energy drink so I can go all night loooooong.

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By *weet and SpiceCouple over a year ago

Around the Midlands

"Amd I spied, in the middle isle someone with a carrot up their brown eye"

A Lidl bit goes a long way

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yum yum from the bakery for me"

Come and get a cucumber up your arse and stop being frigid

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The rest of you- keep it sexual!!!

Fine. I need a Kong Strong energy drink so I can go all night loooooong."

I bet you’ve got a schloooooooong.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Upside down pineapple?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The rest of you- keep it sexual!!!

Fine. I need a Kong Strong energy drink so I can go all night loooooong.

I bet you’ve got a schloooooooong. "

I like to keep it mysterious. No comment.

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By *estarossa.Woman over a year ago

Flagrante

Lettuce pray, I said And Pickle sank to his knees.

(It was Sunday, afterall, and he was about to have a religious experience)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Lettuce pray, I said And Pickle sank to his knees.

(It was Sunday, afterall, and he was about to have a religious experience)"

Me on my knees? You want some head?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The rest of you- keep it sexual!!!

Fine. I need a Kong Strong energy drink so I can go all night loooooong.

I bet you’ve got a schloooooooong.

I like to keep it mysterious. No comment."

Ok big Daddy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The rest of you- keep it sexual!!!

Fine. I need a Kong Strong energy drink so I can go all night loooooong.

I bet you’ve got a schloooooooong.

I like to keep it mysterious. No comment.

Ok big Daddy "

I was looking for a clever hip hop reference and I’ve just found out Big Daddy Kane is older than Dr Dre and now my heads hurting.

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By *estarossa.Woman over a year ago

Flagrante

"Lettuce pray, I said And Pickle sank to his knees.

(It was Sunday, afterall, and he was about to have a religious experience)

Me on my knees? You want some head?

That romaines to be seen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

,Oh what a beauty, I've never seen one as big as that before

Oh, what a beauty, It must be two foot long or even more

Such a lovely colour, so nice and round and fat

I never thought a marrow could grow as big as that

Oh, what a beauty, I've never seen one as big as that before

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

Cracking Melons.....

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

That's a nice pair of plums you've got

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Goes in for bread, comes out with a foot spa, new screwdrivers & garden ornaments

Returns for bread

Mrs C

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By *oggoneMan over a year ago

Derry

"Goes in for bread, comes out with a foot spa, new screwdrivers & garden ornaments

Returns for bread

Mrs C "

This is the way.

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By *irty-pairCouple over a year ago

Essex

Taken up the middle aisle

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By *toC Thats MeWoman over a year ago

Sheffield

Get me a croissant while you’re there please pickle x

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