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Anyone up for a bit dirty talk?
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"I’ve got skiddies on my undies.
Ooh! Was it a shart or just poor wiping?
(am I doing ok at doing dirty talk?) "
Shart. I did it on taco Tuesday but there’s only so many times I can turn them inside out. |
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"I’ve got skiddies on my undies.
Grim 
A bit of vanish and a double shot of fabric softener and it’s all good.
In a flash… it’s all gone  "
One shit does plenty… I think that’s the wrong slogan. |
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"I’ve got skiddies on my undies.
Grim
A bit of vanish and a double shot of fabric softener and it’s all good.
In a flash… it’s all gone
One shit does plenty… I think that’s the wrong slogan."
Sheet…. |
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"I’ve got skiddies on my undies.
Ooh! Was it a shart or just poor wiping?
(am I doing ok at doing dirty talk?)
Shart. I did it on taco Tuesday but there’s only so many times I can turn them inside out."
Such a shame, it's heartbreaking when the 'they're still good' time left to wear goes down to weeks instead of months.... Hope some of it flakes off over time to extend the their viability!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve got skiddies on my undies.
Grim
A bit of vanish and a double shot of fabric softener and it’s all good.
In a flash… it’s all gone
One shit does plenty… I think that’s the wrong slogan.
Sheet…."
They’re stained too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve got skiddies on my undies.
Ooh! Was it a shart or just poor wiping?
(am I doing ok at doing dirty talk?)
Shart. I did it on taco Tuesday but there’s only so many times I can turn them inside out.
Such a shame, it's heartbreaking when the 'they're still good' time left to wear goes down to weeks instead of months.... Hope some of it flakes off over time to extend the their viability! "
I can’t quite stand them up so I’ve got another day or two. |
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"I’ve got skiddies on my undies.
Ooh! Was it a shart or just poor wiping?
(am I doing ok at doing dirty talk?)
Shart. I did it on taco Tuesday but there’s only so many times I can turn them inside out.
Such a shame, it's heartbreaking when the 'they're still good' time left to wear goes down to weeks instead of months.... Hope some of it flakes off over time to extend the their viability!
I can’t quite stand them up so I’ve got another day or two."
Until they can walk unaided you’re all good |
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"I was so ill one time I had to lean over the sink while sitting on the toilet
My flat mate and I both had gastroenteritis in a one bathroom flat"
This was straight after having a bath with Epsom salts, I got out and felt light headed after a few minutes and then my body got rid of everything 
I've had gastroenteritis and it's awful |
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"I was so ill one time I had to lean over the sink while sitting on the toilet
My flat mate and I both had gastroenteritis in a one bathroom flat
This was straight after having a bath with Epsom salts, I got out and felt light headed after a few minutes and then my body got rid of everything
I've had gastroenteritis and it's awful "
Especially when you have to evacuate from one end and realise you are sitting in someone else’s vomit |
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"I was so ill one time I had to lean over the sink while sitting on the toilet
My flat mate and I both had gastroenteritis in a one bathroom flat
This was straight after having a bath with Epsom salts, I got out and felt light headed after a few minutes and then my body got rid of everything
I've had gastroenteritis and it's awful
Especially when you have to evacuate from one end and realise you are sitting in someone else’s vomit"
I've not done that, I just haven't lived  |
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"I was so ill one time I had to lean over the sink while sitting on the toilet
My flat mate and I both had gastroenteritis in a one bathroom flat
This was straight after having a bath with Epsom salts, I got out and felt light headed after a few minutes and then my body got rid of everything
I've had gastroenteritis and it's awful
Especially when you have to evacuate from one end and realise you are sitting in someone else’s vomit
I've not done that, I just haven't lived "
It’s one to tell the grandkids about! |
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