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"What will happen? Is there a glitch in the matrix? Have I missed it? Is life as we know it going to continue? I’m a little tired bird. Am I dreaming? " There is now - I'm first | |||
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"What will happen? Is there a glitch in the matrix? Have I missed it? Is life as we know it going to continue? I’m a little tired bird. Am I dreaming? " You could start one? | |||
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"What will happen? Is there a glitch in the matrix? Have I missed it? Is life as we know it going to continue? I’m a little tired bird. Am I dreaming? You could start one? " Looks like you have | |||
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"13th "Unlucky for some | |||
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"The world may end.... But sure not before tea "• She fancies me. Fåçt. | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening!" Hey KC. How’s it rolling tonight?  | |||
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"13th
Unlucky for some "Especially if you’re counting bodies | |||
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"im calling conspiracy! Px "Sucks into vortex of being in quacksplats latest video | |||
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"1st" Just to clarify darling… where have you been? | |||
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"What will happen? Is there a glitch in the matrix? Have I missed it? Is life as we know it going to continue? I’m a little tired bird. Am I dreaming? There is now - I'm first" Almost darling. How was the Queen tribute? Xx | |||
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"im calling conspiracy! Px
Sucks into vortex of being in quacksplats latest video"what is it with you and this video? Px | |||
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Late bedtime for you | |||
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"What will happen? Is there a glitch in the matrix? Have I missed it? Is life as we know it going to continue? I’m a little tired bird. Am I dreaming? You could start one? " Apparently I just did. I honestly didn’t mean to. I’m tired. And need sex. But hey ho | |||
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"I would love it if you hosted LB. " I’ve been a hostess a few times darling. I loves it I do… | |||
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"im calling conspiracy! Px
Sucks into vortex of being in quacksplats latest video
what is it with you and this video? Px "It is EVERYTHING I was born to do. Christopher Nolan will direct a movie about this being my destiny one day | |||
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"The world may end.... But sure not before tea "The world won’t end yet darling. We need to do that “thing” first  | |||
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"The world may end.... But sure not before tea
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She fancies me. Fåçt."I can't deny my unrequited feelings - I guess I shall just have to go and dampen another thread | |||
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"im calling conspiracy! Px "Who from? I’m utterly baffled darling. And so tired… I need some doughnuts and an orgasm | |||
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"What will happen? Is there a glitch in the matrix? Have I missed it? Is life as we know it going to continue? I’m a little tired bird. Am I dreaming? You could start one? Apparently I just did. I honestly didn’t mean to. I’m tired. And need sex. But hey ho "+PINK ALERT + PINK ALERT+ . Little bird needs sex. All available fabbers to the assembly area . THIS IS NOT A DRILL | |||
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"13th "With custard. #obvs | |||
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"1st Just to clarify darling… where have you been? "• Wandering the lonely and quiet corridors of Fab, following my nose towards the esprit du parfum of orphaned Nocturnalites. And here we all are, drinking Orange Blossoms. X | |||
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"The world may end.... But sure not before tea
The world won’t end yet darling. We need to do that “thing” first "Ooohhh do you mean 'that' thing or 'THAT' thing??? | |||
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"I would love it if you hosted LB. I’ve been a hostess a few times darling. I loves it I do…" You have? Goals!  | |||
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"13th
With custard. #obvs "Fuck yeah!! | |||
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"What will happen? Is there a glitch in the matrix? Have I missed it? Is life as we know it going to continue? I’m a little tired bird. Am I dreaming? You could start one? Apparently I just did. I honestly didn’t mean to. I’m tired. And need sex. But hey ho
+PINK ALERT + PINK ALERT+
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Little bird needs sex.
All available fabbers to the assembly area
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THIS IS NOT A DRILL"Present and correct Ma'am!! | |||
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"What will happen? Is there a glitch in the matrix? Have I missed it? Is life as we know it going to continue? I’m a little tired bird. Am I dreaming? You could start one? " Have I answered you gorgeous? I’m not actually sure at this point | |||
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"Noc Noc Who's there? Tank Tank who? You're welcome J " | |||
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"What will happen? Is there a glitch in the matrix? Have I missed it? Is life as we know it going to continue? I’m a little tired bird. Am I dreaming? " All women need to send vag pics to single men to balance it out. | |||
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"im calling conspiracy! Px
Sucks into vortex of being in quacksplats latest video"Brucey…. Have you EVER been in the nocturnal before? A newbie… with a lovely cock. Let’s say hello everyone | |||
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"13th
With custard. #obvs
Fuck yeah!! "Why am I being dragged in | |||
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"im calling conspiracy! Px
Sucks into vortex of being in quacksplats latest video
what is it with you and this video? Px
It is EVERYTHING I was born to do.
Christopher Nolan will direct a movie about this being my destiny one day "
how many views have you racked up now Brucey Baby?
i mean, to save you the energy of clicking rewind every 47 seconds, i could always send you the uncut version.. Px | |||
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"Noc Noc Who's there? Tank Tank who? You're welcome J " Oh Jesus… that’s worse than mine. Fact  | |||
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"What will happen? Is there a glitch in the matrix? Have I missed it? Is life as we know it going to continue? I’m a little tired bird. Am I dreaming? You could start one? Apparently I just did. I honestly didn’t mean to. I’m tired. And need sex. But hey ho
+PINK ALERT + PINK ALERT+
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Little bird needs sex.
All available fabbers to the assembly area
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THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Present and correct Ma'am!!"Oooh. I went a bit funny when you called me ma'am  | |||
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"im calling conspiracy! Px
Sucks into vortex of being in quacksplats latest video
what is it with you and this video? Px
It is EVERYTHING I was born to do.
Christopher Nolan will direct a movie about this being my destiny one day
how many views have you racked up now Brucey Baby?
i mean, to save you the energy of clicking rewind every 47 seconds, i could always send you the uncut version.. Px "You'll have to give him cpr after lol | |||
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"im calling conspiracy! Px
Who from? I’m utterly baffled darling. And so tired…
I need some doughnuts and an orgasm "sadly i can only offer cinnamon rolls and painkillers Px | |||
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"Well volunteered LB ...
Late bedtime for you "Please god let me win the lottery…. And more than the 3 quid I did last night | |||
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"Everyone is out watching owls mate "They only turn their heads and do that unblinking thing… what’s to watch? | |||
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"im calling conspiracy! Px
Who from? I’m utterly baffled darling. And so tired…
I need some doughnuts and an orgasm
sadly i can only offer cinnamon rolls and painkillers Px "Ooh, I like cinnamon rolls and you are not too far away. | |||
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"Well volunteered LB ...
Late bedtime for you
Please god let me win the lottery…. And more than the 3 quid I did last night "Hurry up please and win | |||
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"What will happen? Is there a glitch in the matrix? Have I missed it? Is life as we know it going to continue? I’m a little tired bird. Am I dreaming? You could start one? Apparently I just did. I honestly didn’t mean to. I’m tired. And need sex. But hey ho
+PINK ALERT + PINK ALERT+
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Little bird needs sex.
All available fabbers to the assembly area
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THIS IS NOT A DRILL"If you all could that would be perfect. Thanks | |||
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"1st Just to clarify darling… where have you been?
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Wandering the lonely and quiet corridors of Fab, following my nose towards the esprit du parfum of orphaned Nocturnalites. And here we all are, drinking Orange Blossoms. X"And did you smell the coffee… I mean perfume? | |||
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"What will happen? Is there a glitch in the matrix? Have I missed it? Is life as we know it going to continue? I’m a little tired bird. Am I dreaming? " look up to the little bird That glides across the sky She sings the clearest melody...... Evening beaut Evening everyone | |||
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"The world may end.... But sure not before tea
The world won’t end yet darling. We need to do that “thing” first
Ooohhh do you mean 'that' thing or 'THAT' thing???"THAT THANG | |||
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"The world may end.... But sure not before tea
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She fancies me. Fåçt.
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I can't deny my unrequited feelings - I guess I shall just have to go and dampen another thread "• One day we will meet and you shall have your Shangri-la. | |||
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"I would love it if you hosted LB. I’ve been a hostess a few times darling. I loves it I do… You have? Goals! "I’m doing the Gary Linekar quiz next week. Fact | |||
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"Anyway.....earlier this evening there was a thread called "Songs with an animal in the title". I was feeling devilish and decided to cheat and find something obscure on my 'music streaming cervix' and post it on that thread. So I found a track called "ocelot" by Foxing. I love Inside but had never heard of them until this evening. They're bloody amazing! And I've been streaming them all evening. And I started two sentences with the word "And". So there we are, jÏM's Spotify Surprise™ done in advance. (He says hello by the way)." You’re welcome and hello | |||
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"What will happen? Is there a glitch in the matrix? Have I missed it? Is life as we know it going to continue? I’m a little tired bird. Am I dreaming? All women need to send vag pics to single men to balance it out." This is a definite requirement of Fab on a Saturday night if you read the rules darling… hope you’re abiding by them  | |||
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"13th
With custard. #obvs
Fuck yeah!!
Why am I being dragged in "Because you love the custard… and the sex | |||
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"I would love it if you hosted LB. I’ve been a hostess a few times darling. I loves it I do… You have? Goals!
I’m doing the Gary Linekar quiz next week. Fact "Life is so boring without match of the day | |||
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"im calling conspiracy! Px
Sucks into vortex of being in quacksplats latest video
Brucey…. Have you EVER been in the nocturnal before?
A newbie… with a lovely cock. Let’s say hello everyone "I haven't and Quacks promised a welcome parade of an uncut video so thank you everyone, lovely penis here, some hate it because I'm a bad guy but others just can't help themselves - hello! | |||
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"1st Just to clarify darling… where have you been?
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Wandering the lonely and quiet corridors of Fab, following my nose towards the esprit du parfum of orphaned Nocturnalites. And here we all are, drinking Orange Blossoms. X
And did you smell the coffee… I mean perfume? "• I did indeed. Both. | |||
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"What will happen? Is there a glitch in the matrix? Have I missed it? Is life as we know it going to continue? I’m a little tired bird. Am I dreaming? You could start one? Apparently I just did. I honestly didn’t mean to. I’m tired. And need sex. But hey ho
+PINK ALERT + PINK ALERT+
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Little bird needs sex.
All available fabbers to the assembly area
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THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Present and correct Ma'am!!
Oooh.
I went a bit funny when you called me ma'am
"Maybe you should take a seat.... I have one right here | |||
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 It's soon the witching hour and Fab is a strange place to be on a Saturday night... | |||
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"Ha! There we go, hello nocturnal creatures, hello LB! " Hey gorgeous. Hope you’re having a good night? Apparently we’re in the matrix. Red or Blue pill? | |||
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"13th
With custard. #obvs
Fuck yeah!!
Why am I being dragged in "Well now you’re here, get round mine I’ve got custard | |||
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"Anyway.....earlier this evening there was a thread called "Songs with an animal in the title". I was feeling devilish and decided to cheat and find something obscure on my 'music streaming cervix' and post it on that thread. So I found a track called "ocelot" by Foxing. I love Inside but had never heard of them until this evening. They're bloody amazing! And I've been streaming them all evening. And I started two sentences with the word "And". So there we are, jÏM's Spotify Surprise™ done in advance. (He says hello by the way). · You’re welcome and hello "• Hello Dee! | |||
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"The world may end.... But sure not before tea
The world won’t end yet darling. We need to do that “thing” first
Ooohhh do you mean 'that' thing or 'THAT' thing???
THAT THANG "In that case we better get on it - just incase the world does end. Then if it doesn't we can do it again to make sure | |||
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"Anyway.....earlier this evening there was a thread called "Songs with an animal in the title". I was feeling devilish and decided to cheat and find something obscure on my 'music streaming cervix' and post it on that thread. So I found a track called "ocelot" by Foxing. I love Inside but had never heard of them until this evening. They're bloody amazing! And I've been streaming them all evening. And I started two sentences with the word "And". So they're we are, jÏM's Spotify Surprise™ done in advance. (He says hello by the way)." Actually this sounds really good. I will add it to my playlist… not “that” playlist | |||
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"What will happen? Is there a glitch in the matrix? Have I missed it? Is life as we know it going to continue? I’m a little tired bird. Am I dreaming? look up to the little bird That glides across the sky She sings the clearest melody...... Evening beaut Evening everyone " You are so gorgeous. And your singing earlier was utterly outstanding 
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"13th
With custard. #obvs
Fuck yeah!!
Why am I being dragged in
Because you love the custard… and the sex "That's a fair statement I guess | |||
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"im calling conspiracy! Px
Sucks into vortex of being in quacksplats latest video
Brucey…. Have you EVER been in the nocturnal before?
A newbie… with a lovely cock. Let’s say hello everyone
I haven't and Quacks promised a welcome parade of an uncut video so thank you everyone, lovely penis here, some hate it because I'm a bad guy but others just can't help themselves - hello!"Your cock is beautiful Brucey. Fact. Your dressing gown on the other hand is the stuff of nightmares | |||
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"Ha! There we go, hello nocturnal creatures, hello LB! Hey gorgeous. Hope you’re having a good night? Apparently we’re in the matrix. Red or Blue pill? "Hello beautiful. The violet one, always | |||
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"13th
With custard. #obvs
Fuck yeah!!
Why am I being dragged in
Well now you’re here, get round mine I’ve got custard "I like a demanding woman | |||
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"1st Just to clarify darling… where have you been?
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Wandering the lonely and quiet corridors of Fab, following my nose towards the esprit du parfum of orphaned Nocturnalites. And here we all are, drinking Orange Blossoms. X
And did you smell the coffee… I mean perfume?
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I did indeed. Both."What you expected? | |||
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"Wonko was in a My Mate Fancies You thread and Brucey's in the Nocturnal. I am in a parallel universe
J"The world is genuinely ending  | |||
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"...anyway, just back from the Queen tribute concert and it was brilliant. " To Camilla? | |||
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"Aww LB, good work on stepping up. It's soon the witching hour and Fab is a strange place to be on a Saturday night..."I honestly didn’t mean to lovely
I just thought I had missed it. And Fab tonight has all the hallmarks of a thriller…
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"Howdy y'all , what kinda of tree fits in your hand ? ....... A palm tree 93 degrees not a cloud in the sky"• Good evening Wíldbïllkìd. That joke was better than Jülië's.  | |||
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"13th
With custard. #obvs
Fuck yeah!!
Why am I being dragged in
Well now you’re here, get round mine I’ve got custard
I like a demanding woman "I demand you also bring cheese | |||
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"Wonko was in a My Mate Fancies You thread and Brucey's in the Nocturnal. I am in a parallel universe
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The world is genuinely ending "And me and wonko never get laid on here. Has no one cottoned on yet? | |||
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"Wonko was in a My Mate Fancies You thread and Brucey's in the Nocturnal. I am in a parallel universe
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The world is genuinely ending "In that case, FAF? J | |||
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"Evening LB and all " Hi darling. Welcome to the not the Noc. Hope you’re well? Xx | |||
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"Wonko was in a My Mate Fancies You thread and Brucey's in the Nocturnal. I am in a parallel universe
J
The world is genuinely ending
And me and wonko never get laid on here. Has no one cottoned on yet?"So you need to get laid to save the world? | |||
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"Howdy y'all , what kinda of tree fits in your hand ? ....... A palm tree 93 degrees not a cloud in the sky"Hey cowboy. I fucking love that joke
Thanks for the music by the way. I’m sleepy… and horny | |||
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"Howdy y'all , what kinda of tree fits in your hand ? ....... A palm tree 93 degrees not a cloud in the sky
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Good evening Wíldbïllkìd. That joke was better than Jülië's. "Pffft. | |||
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"Anyway.....earlier this evening there was a thread called "Songs with an animal in the title". I was feeling devilish and decided to cheat and find something obscure on my 'music streaming cervix' and post it on that thread. So I found a track called "ocelot" by Foxing. I love Inside but had never heard of them until this evening. They're bloody amazing! And I've been streaming them all evening. And I started two sentences with the word "And". So there we are, jÏM's Spotify Surprise™ done in advance. (He says hello by the way). · You’re welcome and hello
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Hello Dee! "It’s been a while! Like, 26 hours ? Hello again | |||
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"Wonko was in a My Mate Fancies You thread and Brucey's in the Nocturnal. I am in a parallel universe
J
The world is genuinely ending
And me and wonko never get laid on here. Has no one cottoned on yet?
So you need to get laid to save the world? "I need quack to send that damn uncut video first. Then yes. It has been a few hours. | |||
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"Wonko was in a My Mate Fancies You thread and Brucey's in the Nocturnal. I am in a parallel universe
J"Honestly Julie. It’s hurting my head… But that’s very tiny and covered in feathers. Much like my feet | |||
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"Howdy y'all , what kinda of tree fits in your hand ? ....... A palm tree 93 degrees not a cloud in the sky
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"Howdy y'all , what kinda of tree fits in your hand ? ....... A palm tree 93 degrees not a cloud in the sky
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Good evening Wíldbïllkìd. That joke was better than Jülië's. "evening Nero, I confess I didn't read all the post have to back now to Julie's  | |||
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"Ha! There we go, hello nocturnal creatures, hello LB! Hey gorgeous. Hope you’re having a good night? Apparently we’re in the matrix. Red or Blue pill?
Hello beautiful. The violet one, always "Your wish… as always… is my command | |||
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"1st Just to clarify darling… where have you been?
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Wandering the lonely and quiet corridors of Fab, following my nose towards the esprit du parfum of orphaned Nocturnalites. And here we all are, drinking Orange Blossoms. X
And did you smell the coffee… I mean perfume?
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I did indeed. Both.
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What you expected? "• It (s)exceeded my (s)expectations. | |||
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"Evening LB and all Hi darling. Welcome to the not the Noc. Hope you’re well? Xx" Not too bad thanks, apart from the heat. Hope you are well | |||
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"There’s no nocturnal tonight pt 2 is gonna be so epic. " It’s the Not the Noc o’clock news | |||
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"13th
With custard. #obvs
Fuck yeah!!
Why am I being dragged in
Well now you’re here, get round mine I’ve got custard
I like a demanding woman
I demand you also bring cheese "Well that's mandatory I know | |||
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"13th
With custard. #obvs
Fuck yeah!!
Why am I being dragged in
Well now you’re here, get round mine I’ve got custard
I like a demanding woman "Lies…. They’re all lies | |||
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"Howdy y'all , what kinda of tree fits in your hand ? ....... A palm tree 93 degrees not a cloud in the sky
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Good evening Wíldbïllkìd. That joke was better than Jülië's.
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"Wonko was in a My Mate Fancies You thread and Brucey's in the Nocturnal. I am in a parallel universe
J
The world is genuinely ending
And me and wonko never get laid on here. Has no one cottoned on yet?
So you need to get laid to save the world? "I’ve already volunteered | |||
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"Howdy y'all , what kinda of tree fits in your hand ? ....... A palm tree 93 degrees not a cloud in the sky
Hey cowboy. I fucking love that joke
Thanks for the music by the way. I’m sleepy… and horny "come on over and we'll do a waltz before bedtime | |||
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"Howdy y'all , what kinda of tree fits in your hand ? ....... A palm tree 93 degrees not a cloud in the sky
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Good evening Wíldbïllkìd. That joke was better than Jülië's.
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I'm afraid it bombed...Pffft.......·°°*"I was gonna say it ...tanked | |||
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"Wonko was in a My Mate Fancies You thread and Brucey's in the Nocturnal. I am in a parallel universe
J
The world is genuinely ending
And me and wonko never get laid on here. Has no one cottoned on yet?
So you need to get laid to save the world?
I’ve already volunteered "Blimey LB, the things you do for the good of humanity. *salutes* | |||
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"Howdy y'all , what kinda of tree fits in your hand ? ....... A palm tree 93 degrees not a cloud in the sky
Hey cowboy. I fucking love that joke
Thanks for the music by the way. I’m sleepy… and horny come on over and we'll do a waltz before bedtime "I’m on my way… | |||
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"Wonko was in a My Mate Fancies You thread and Brucey's in the Nocturnal. I am in a parallel universe
J
The world is genuinely ending
And me and wonko never get laid on here. Has no one cottoned on yet?
So you need to get laid to save the world?
I’ve already volunteered
Blimey LB, the things you do for the good of humanity. *salutes*"I take “the team” seriously | |||
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"Hi how are you all x" Hello | |||
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"Hi how are you all x" Hi Tammer. Hope you’re doing ok tonight? This isn’t the actual Nocturnal but something in the matrix. But welcome nonetheless | |||
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"Evening LB and all Hi darling. Welcome to the not the Noc. Hope you’re well? Xx Not too bad thanks, apart from the heat. Hope you are well " It’s been a warm one darling. Wear sunscreen | |||
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"Howdy y'all , what kinda of tree fits in your hand ? ....... A palm tree 93 degrees not a cloud in the sky
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Good evening Wíldbïllkìd. That joke was better than Jülië's.
But Julie's was matrix themed so points for that lol
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"Hi how are you all x Hi Tammer. Hope you’re doing ok tonight? This isn’t the actual Nocturnal but something in the matrix. But welcome nonetheless "Its the virtual noc thread | |||
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"...anyway, just back from the Queen tribute concert and it was brilliant. To Camilla? "Hi darling… I’m pretty sure that tribute was to our darling outgoing Queen. God bless Freddie | |||
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"Howdy y'all , what kinda of tree fits in your hand ? ....... A palm tree 93 degrees not a cloud in the sky
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Good evening Wíldbïllkìd. That joke was better than Jülië's.
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"Wonko was in a My Mate Fancies You thread and Brucey's in the Nocturnal. I am in a parallel universe
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The world is genuinely ending
In that case, FAF?
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Good evening Wíldbïllkìd. That joke was better than Jülië's.
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"Wonko was in a My Mate Fancies You thread and Brucey's in the Nocturnal. I am in a parallel universe
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The world is genuinely ending
In that case, FAF?
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Obviously "Ahem… | |||
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"What will happen? Is there a glitch in the matrix? Have I missed it? Is life as we know it going to continue? I’m a little tired bird. Am I dreaming? look up to the little bird That glides across the sky She sings the clearest melody...... Evening beaut Evening everyone You are so gorgeous. And your singing earlier was utterly outstanding
Welcome to the Not the Noc… "Me- no your gorgeous You- no, your gorgeous Me- no YOUR gorgeous lol | |||
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"What will happen? Is there a glitch in the matrix? Have I missed it? Is life as we know it going to continue? I’m a little tired bird. Am I dreaming? look up to the little bird That glides across the sky She sings the clearest melody...... Evening beaut Evening everyone You are so gorgeous. And your singing earlier was utterly outstanding
Welcome to the Not the Noc…
Me- no your gorgeous
You- no, your gorgeous
Me- no YOUR gorgeous lol"It’s a quandary. For sure. Drink? | |||
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Good evening Wíldbïllkìd. That joke was better than Jülië's.
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I think everyone passed it by and 'Dozer'ed off Bill
I think Massey Ferguson want their jokes back… "we might be treading on thin ice | |||
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"Howdy y'all , what kinda of tree fits in your hand ? ....... A palm tree 93 degrees not a cloud in the sky
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Good evening Wíldbïllkìd. That joke was better than Jülië's.
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I'm afraid it bombed...Pffft.......·°°* I was gonna say it ...tanked
I think everyone passed it by and 'Dozer'ed off Bill
I think Massey Ferguson want their jokes back… "I'm trying to be matrix themed lol Trying to Switch it up but it just keeps 'Morph'ing | |||
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"Wonko was in a My Mate Fancies You thread and Brucey's in the Nocturnal. I am in a parallel universe
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The world is genuinely ending
In that case, FAF?
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Obviously
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"Wonko was in a My Mate Fancies You thread and Brucey's in the Nocturnal. I am in a parallel universe
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The world is genuinely ending
In that case, FAF?
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Obviously
Ahem… "What's taken you so long?? We've been waiting | |||
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"Howdy y'all , what kinda of tree fits in your hand ? ....... A palm tree 93 degrees not a cloud in the sky
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Good evening Wíldbïllkìd. That joke was better than Jülië's.
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Pffft.
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I'm afraid it bombed...Pffft.......·°°* I was gonna say it ...tanked
I think everyone passed it by and 'Dozer'ed off Bill
I think Massey Ferguson want their jokes back… we might be treading on thin ice" | |||
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"Wonko was in a My Mate Fancies You thread and Brucey's in the Nocturnal. I am in a parallel universe
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The world is genuinely ending
In that case, FAF?
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Obviously
Ahem…
You're doing Bruce remember. "Oh Brucey can wait I’m sure… | |||
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"My bath is now officially cold Time for my bed. . Goodnight all. And well done LB for stepping up x" I'll have your cream soda then | |||
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"My bath is now officially cold Time for my bed. . Goodnight all. And well done LB for stepping up x" Thank you darling. Enjoy your sleeps and have lovely dreams | |||
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"My bath is now officially cold Time for my bed. . Goodnight all. And well done LB for stepping up x" Goodnight Oracle. Been in the bath this whole time? | |||
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"What will happen? Is there a glitch in the matrix? Have I missed it? Is life as we know it going to continue? I’m a little tired bird. Am I dreaming? look up to the little bird That glides across the sky She sings the clearest melody...... Evening beaut Evening everyone You are so gorgeous. And your singing earlier was utterly outstanding
Welcome to the Not the Noc…
Me- no your gorgeous
You- no, your gorgeous
Me- no YOUR gorgeous lol
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"Hello all. Joining late. I was on the phone. I love that the nocturnal just sort of generated itself tonight. "Thank you darling… I’m not so sure I’m “glad” exactly | |||
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"Hello all. Joining late. I was on the phone. I love that the nocturnal just sort of generated itself tonight.
Thank you darling… I’m not so sure I’m “glad” exactly "Looks like you've done a great job | |||
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"What will happen? Is there a glitch in the matrix? Have I missed it? Is life as we know it going to continue? I’m a little tired bird. Am I dreaming? look up to the little bird That glides across the sky She sings the clearest melody...... Evening beaut Evening everyone You are so gorgeous. And your singing earlier was utterly outstanding
Welcome to the Not the Noc…
Me- no your gorgeous
You- no, your gorgeous
Me- no YOUR gorgeous lol
It’s a quandary. For sure. Drink?
My round"I’ll have a pint of vodka. Little dash of Coke. Thanks beauts | |||
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"Hello all. Joining late. I was on the phone. I love that the nocturnal just sort of generated itself tonight. "Hey I only open my mouth for food past 10pm lol | |||
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"Hello all. Joining late. I was on the phone. I love that the nocturnal just sort of generated itself tonight.
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I only open my mouth for food past 10pm lol"Sausage rolls? | |||
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"Hello all. Joining late. I was on the phone. I love that the nocturnal just sort of generated itself tonight.
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I only open my mouth for food past 10pm lol
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"Hello all. Joining late. I was on the phone. I love that the nocturnal just sort of generated itself tonight.
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I only open my mouth for food past 10pm lol
Sausage rolls?
I ate them all "You didn't save me any? | |||
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"It’s midnight! A minute ago it was 11pm "Matrix at its finest. | |||
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"It’s midnight! A minute ago it was 11pm
Matrix at its finest. "It’s a glitch. I’m sure of it | |||
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"Hello all. Joining late. I was on the phone. I love that the nocturnal just sort of generated itself tonight.
Hey
I only open my mouth for food past 10pm lol
Sausage rolls?
I ate them all
You didn't save me any? "I didn't know I was supposed to. Apologies Life size cardboard Spike to make up | |||
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"Hello all. Joining late. I was on the phone. I love that the nocturnal just sort of generated itself tonight.
Hey
I only open my mouth for food past 10pm lol
Sausage rolls?
I ate them all
You didn't save me any?
I didn't know I was supposed to. Apologies
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"Hello all. Joining late. I was on the phone. I love that the nocturnal just sort of generated itself tonight.
Hey
I only open my mouth for food past 10pm lol
Sausage rolls?
I ate them all
You didn't save me any?
I didn't know I was supposed to. Apologies
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"Hello all. Joining late. I was on the phone. I love that the nocturnal just sort of generated itself tonight.
Hey
I only open my mouth for food past 10pm lol
Sausage rolls?
I ate them all
You didn't save me any?
I didn't know I was supposed to. Apologies
Life size cardboard Spike to make up
Have you got any doughnuts? Please "I have never eaten one 1 forumite is tesco bound | |||
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"Evening all" Evening ! | |||
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"Do you suppose that people going to choir practice are really going to a toga party ?" I don't see why not | |||
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"Evening all Evening ! "How’s your evening? | |||
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"It’s midnight! A minute ago it was 11pm
Matrix at its finest.
It’s a glitch. I’m sure of it "But WHAT a glitch is that! It’s the best one. | |||
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"Evening all" Hi Dan. Welcome to the not rhe Noc | |||
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"Evening all Hi Dan. Welcome to the not rhe Noc" Christ. You know what I mean | |||
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"It’s almost time. "For the sex? | |||
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"Aww LB, good work on stepping up. It's soon the witching hour and Fab is a strange place to be on a Saturday night...
I honestly didn’t mean to lovely
I just thought I had missed it. And Fab tonight has all the hallmarks of a thriller…
Hope you’re ok? "Well I think it's adorable. And kind of quirky (the thread not you!) I'm really happy but rather awake. Going to sleep soon though. Hope you're well! | |||
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"Mornin'" Hey gorgeous. How’s it going? | |||
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"Oh my. You can laugh I just set my hair on fire "WTAF? | |||
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"Aww LB, good work on stepping up. It's soon the witching hour and Fab is a strange place to be on a Saturday night...
I honestly didn’t mean to lovely
I just thought I had missed it. And Fab tonight has all the hallmarks of a thriller…
Hope you’re ok?
Well I think it's adorable. And kind of quirky (the thread not you!)
I'm really happy but rather awake. Going to sleep soon though. Hope you're well!
"It just sort of happens which tbh is how my life goes
Glad you’re happy and sorry to have missed talking to you at the MLS. Another time? Xx | |||
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"We’re nearly at the end of the not the Noc. Does anyone want a part Deux? " Obviously, LB we need a part deux | |||
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"Oh my. You can laugh I just set my hair on fire
WTAF?"New lighter. High flame. Not good! Thinks it's time to sleep Everyone's been fabulous Night all xxx | |||
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"Don't know what's going on but it seems like fun. X" It’s fun lovely. Just chat shit. All is good. I’m not even here… it’s the matrix. But welcome | |||
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