My job has me in and out of people's homes and I had a lady come onto me today trying to shower me after doing some work ha. Just wondered if anyone has had an experience like this or been the one to come onto a handy man in the house |
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"Did you accept her advances?
The most I've done for a tradesperson is make them a cup of tea or coffee and sometimes offered a biscuit.
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Same. It could be considered very kinky to offer a tradie a pink wafer, don't you think?!  |
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"Did you accept her advances?
The most I've done for a tradesperson is make them a cup of tea or coffee and sometimes offered a biscuit.
Same. It could be considered very kinky to offer a tradie a pink wafer, don't you think?! "
Ooer missus. |
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"I leave them to get on with their job, that's what they're there for.
They might get a cuppa if they're lucky!"
And that's if you are lucky and they actually turn up Trying to get one is a nightmare these days |
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"Did you accept her advances?
The most I've done for a tradesperson is make them a cup of tea or coffee and sometimes offered a biscuit.
Same. It could be considered very kinky to offer a tradie a pink wafer, don't you think?!
Ooer missus. "
They might like to dip a pink wafer. Though hobnobs are usually the preferred tool for that job |
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"Did you accept her advances?
The most I've done for a tradesperson is make them a cup of tea or coffee and sometimes offered a biscuit.
Same. It could be considered very kinky to offer a tradie a pink wafer, don't you think?!
Ooer missus.
They might like to dip a pink wafer. Though hobnobs are usually the preferred tool for that job "
It's the rich tea finger biscuits that worry me... |
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"Did you accept her advances?
The most I've done for a tradesperson is make them a cup of tea or coffee and sometimes offered a biscuit.
Same. It could be considered very kinky to offer a tradie a pink wafer, don't you think?!
Ooer missus.
They might like to dip a pink wafer. Though hobnobs are usually the preferred tool for that job
It's the rich tea finger biscuits that worry me..."
Do you like a good finger? |
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"Did you accept her advances?
The most I've done for a tradesperson is make them a cup of tea or coffee and sometimes offered a biscuit.
Same. It could be considered very kinky to offer a tradie a pink wafer, don't you think?!
Ooer missus.
They might like to dip a pink wafer. Though hobnobs are usually the preferred tool for that job
It's the rich tea finger biscuits that worry me...
Do you like a good finger?"
I'm rather attached to my own but I appreciate a cadburys chocolate finger  |
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About 10 year ago I had a customer who called me out to find a electrical fault,
I was on a pair of steps testing the fuse box wiring and told the customer I was turning the electricity off! After my checks I turned it back on and the customer shouted to me had I found anything? To which I said no!, she said that she had found something so I turned around to find her legs wide open and finger herself wow |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"No I didn't she was trying to strip me off and push me in the shower ha I just said thank you and left busy man
Wtf? So that’s assault "
Yep. 
I'm 100% convinced this a true story!
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"No I didn't she was trying to strip me off and push me in the shower ha I just said thank you and left busy man
Wtf? So that’s assault "
Yer thinking about it your probably right if it was the other way round and I did that to a female worker then it would be |
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"Did you accept her advances?
The most I've done for a tradesperson is make them a cup of tea or coffee and sometimes offered a biscuit.
Same. It could be considered very kinky to offer a tradie a pink wafer, don't you think?!
Ooer missus.
They might like to dip a pink wafer. Though hobnobs are usually the preferred tool for that job
It's the rich tea finger biscuits that worry me..."
You got to be quick dunking those rich tea fingers 0.25 of a second dunk any longer and it snaps off and you end up with a soggy bottom in your cup |
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"My job has me in and out of people's homes and I had a lady come onto me today trying to shower me after doing some work ha. Just wondered if anyone has had an experience like this or been the one to come onto a handy man in the house "
Did this really happen outside of you imagination |
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worked in 1000s over the years, had 2 years ago when i was single
Nothing for years, some ladies do like to chat and flirt, but you have to be very careful how far it goes. Just a bit of a thrill for most i think to know they are still attractive to guys
I have had 2 guys come on to me in the past 12 months though, and straight out with it no messing |
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I used to go around checking/inspecting boilers in a well-known posh area in London. You do get plenty of soft advances but nothing straightforward. Ladies are much more craftier than us on that front. There's something about a sweaty man in uniform going about his business that turns some women on. Of course I'm a gentleman so nothing happened. Absolutely nothing. Ever. I swear.  |
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By *AYENCouple
over a year ago
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"I’m a painter and decorator for nearly 40 years and never have had any proportions, does that mean I’m not what women are looking for or am a just more professional than most ?"
No, it just means you manage to stay awake on the job rather than fall asleep and have weird, vivid dreams |
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"Did you accept her advances?
The most I've done for a tradesperson is make them a cup of tea or coffee and sometimes offered a biscuit.
Same. It could be considered very kinky to offer a tradie a pink wafer, don't you think?!
Ooer missus.
They might like to dip a pink wafer. Though hobnobs are usually the preferred tool for that job
It's the rich tea finger biscuits that worry me...
You got to be quick dunking those rich tea fingers 0.25 of a second dunk any longer and it snaps off and you end up with a soggy bottom in your cup "
And we all know there's nothing worse than a soggy bottom  |
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