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over a year ago
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When was younger excited about a school rugby trip, night before I jumped up in the kitchen to look out the window and did not know the cupboard was open. The edge went into my head |
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Not so much funny haha, but funny ironic… of all the things I’ve been apart of in my life and survived…
I seriously damaged my knee for over a year. by doing nothing more than wiping the dogs feet after a mucky walk. He moved away, I tried to spin around on my knees and twisted my knee and popped it out, 
Still not 200% now
What about you OP |
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Broke my forearm once climbing over the railings at school. Had done it 100 times before, but this time I went to jump off the top, and the leg of my trousers for caught on the pike and I went head 1st with only my arms to break my fall. |
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over a year ago
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I broke a rib opening my freezer drawer
whacked my nose off the corner of my wardrobe because I miss judged how close I was and turned round too quick. Blood. Everywhere.
Once I stuck my hand to my iron testing to see if it was hot enough  |
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My 34kg Bulldog jumped off the sofa and landed paw first on one of my balls, causing it to swell like a grape fruit, they had to do surgery to open the bag around the nut and release the fluid.
That's about as funny as my encyclopedia of injuries get haha. |
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Like many stories of this ilk, this one begins on the way home from the pub...
Rather than going out for a curry, I volunteered to cook one. So when we got home I started to dice some frozen chicken with our meat cleaver. Due to having had a few pints, Peter Pointer on my left hand was a bit slow getting out of the way so ended up being cleaved along with a chunk of chicken breast.
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over a year ago
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I don't remember this because I was quite young but apparently I had to be taken to hospital because I had a rubber from the end of a pencil stuck up my nose. |
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Also. I had some sort of obsession with ice when I was a kid and managed to get my tongue stuck to the freezer. My mum panicked and instead of actually helping me she just kinda left me stuck to the freezer and until my grandad came. All my little tastebuds were still stuck to it afterwards 
And there was that time my grandad let me fall out a moving car. I think I’m a little accident prone to be honest. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's the funniest way you have received an injury? x"
Almost 2 weeks ago I have myself what is called a 'mallet finger's injury....while changing the sheets on the bed  It's bloody sore lol
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All my injuries were sports related, broken knee cap , broken collar bone , broke my arm in 2 places , played at a top level for nearly 20 years so on the scale of things those injuries weren't too bad ..there were way worse and more unfortunate than me tbh |
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"Also. I had some sort of obsession with ice when I was a kid and managed to get my tongue stuck to the freezer. My mum panicked and instead of actually helping me she just kinda left me stuck to the freezer and until my grandad came. All my little tastebuds were still stuck to it afterwards
And there was that time my grandad let me fall out a moving car. I think I’m a little accident prone to be honest."
I am so sorry for laughing
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I was working on a cars wiper blade system
Thought the power was off, instead the wipers were on intermittent, the motor (in my hands) turned and the mech squashed my thumb.
the latex glove filled with blood, I remember taking it off looking at the thumb thinking something isn't right.
Then saw my complete nail detached and on the floor!
I've had a number of op's and casts
And can honestly say losing a thumb nail is awful, you slightly bump the exposed nail bed .. and you hit the roof. |
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I have bruised my palms doing overly enthusiastic bongo playing while tipsy. And ended up on crutches after spraining my ankle doing overly enthusiastic dancing to the Inspiral Carpets while tipsy.
There's a theme |
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When I was at secondary school my bestie and I were on either side of a swing, those weird baby swings. I fell off backwards and sat straight up 
She couldn't stop the swing in time... and I got knocked the f out
It didn't help that we were wagging school, you can imagine the commotion.
I learnt a few things that day, concussion is an arse!!
Not to wag school because shit happens. And my bestie is still my bestie  |
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"Also. I had some sort of obsession with ice when I was a kid and managed to get my tongue stuck to the freezer. My mum panicked and instead of actually helping me she just kinda left me stuck to the freezer and until my grandad came. All my little tastebuds were still stuck to it afterwards
And there was that time my grandad let me fall out a moving car. I think I’m a little accident prone to be honest.
I am so sorry for laughing
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It’s fine you can laugh, the trauma is almost gone |
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By *igjonny090Man
over a year ago
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Wasn’t me but my best mate at school managed to stab himself in the knee with a pen whilst trying to swot a fly and ended up with the nib of the pen staying in his knee, he only realised when he went back to writing and there was no ink coming out |
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"I have bruised my palms doing overly enthusiastic bongo playing while tipsy. And ended up on crutches after spraining my ankle doing overly enthusiastic dancing to the Inspiral Carpets while tipsy.
There's a theme "
Is overly enthusiastic bongo playing one of the best images I've conjured up of you? I think so 
Mrs TMN x |
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I decided to be kinky. I put plastic on the bed and covered it in coconut oil for some wild fun. It was fun up until the point of doggy. My hand slipped at the edge of the bed and he launched me on to the floor. I hit the nightstand and had to go to the ER for stitches. |
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As a kid I thought it was funny to lie a large wioden rocking horse on its side, then jump over it from a high level to a low one. Being young and stupid, I tried jumping it the other way, I caught my foot on the runner and went face first into the edge of a paving slab step.
Not only did I break my nose, but there blood was spurting out from a cut on the bridge of my nose. |
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