"As its National Sex day today, who has actually had sex today?
There's 5 hrs and 26mins remaining, so who's planning to have sex?
Ive not got any planned, i failed miserable.
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Represented this national sex day this morning...willing to help the needy out as well  |
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By *bi HaiveMan
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"As its National Sex day today, who has actually had sex today?
There's 5 hrs and 26mins remaining, so who's planning to have sex?
Ive not got any planned, i failed miserable.
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No.
Yes. If I'm lucky and if I don't overeat later.
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*yes that was meant to say overeat, not overheat. I know it's fucking hot but I'm starving......  |
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What are they trying to promote or sell us with this National Sex day I wonder...hmmm have the birth rates fallen, is their a shipping container full of short date condoms the goveenment need to flog... something else suspicious and capitalist? Im going to abstain on moral grounds. And not because I havent got anyone to have National Sex with. |
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"As its National Sex day today, who has actually had sex today?
There's 5 hrs and 26mins remaining, so who's planning to have sex?
Ive not got any planned, i failed miserable.
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Not had any and not planned any either.
But tomorrow is a new day and all that. |
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"What are they trying to promote or sell us with this National Sex day I wonder...hmmm have the birth rates fallen, is their a shipping container full of short date condoms the goveenment need to flog... something else suspicious and capitalist? Im going to abstain on moral grounds. And not because I havent got anyone to have National Sex with. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nothing for little old me. I haven’t had so much as a sniff in my own road, let alone nationally.
Tonight I may go and stand in the town square with my pants round my ankles. Bound to work."
Felix, I'm sorry but your new profile picture you now 100% resemble my old Geography Teacher, same way with the trousers too!  |
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"Nothing for little old me. I haven’t had so much as a sniff in my own road, let alone nationally.
Tonight I may go and stand in the town square with my pants round my ankles. Bound to work.
Felix, I'm sorry but your new profile picture you now 100% resemble my old Geography Teacher, same way with the trousers too! "
Hahaha!!! I was in a silly mood earlier so I embraced it! Before I forget, can you help me in the stationery cupboard? |
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"Gonna wait until 11:58pm so I can do it twice 
Racing against the clock and you’re still doing foreplay?! What a smoothy  "
Pffft... Who has time for foreplay?  |
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