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Tell me a random song lyric that lives in your head rent free
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The cheese tax
The cheese tax
You gotta pay the cheese tax every time you’re cooking
When the cheese drawer opens, this puppy comes looking
The rules are the rules
And the facts are the facts
And when the cheese drawer opens
You gotta pay the tax
My son and I sing this at least 20 times a day |
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You come awake
In a horny morning mood
And have a proper wriggle
In the naughty naked nude
Roll against my body
Get me where you want me
What happens next is private
It's also very rude
I'll go and get the post
And make some tea and toast
You have another sleep, love
It's me that needs it most
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wanna be the Papa, you can be the Mom, oh-oh!
I was absolutely certain it would be "I'm horny. Horny horny horny" "
Am I that predictable mixing it up babes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Got a white boy on my roster
He be feeding me pasta and lobster
Fuck yes. Every time certain erm dear friends of mine message I have that playing in my head. :D"
It’s too catchy |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Got a white boy on my roster
He be feeding me pasta and lobster
Fuck yes. Every time certain erm dear friends of mine message I have that playing in my head. :D
It’s too catchy "
It really, really is. I love the white boys on my roster. |
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There are some that often pop into my head when on fab when reading the forums. Not about me but just generally.
It's just a little crush...
Oops, you think I'm in love, that I'm sent from above. I'm not that innocent...
You down with OPP? Yeah, you know me...
J
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"The cheese tax
The cheese tax
You gotta pay the cheese tax every time you’re cooking
When the cheese drawer opens, this puppy comes looking
The rules are the rules
And the facts are the facts
And when the cheese drawer opens
You gotta pay the tax
My son and I sing this at least 20 times a day"
Same. Especially when I'm actually cooking because the dog knows the sound the cheese grater makes when you get it out of the cupboard and she comes running for it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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But what kind of a slut would want to sleep with me?
You've gotta be fucked up to want to sleep with me
When she gets her panties lower than her self esteem
I'll show her what her mommy did that made her daddy leave |
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By *en316Man
over a year ago
Melton Mowbray |
"well I was travelling through the Congo on a magic Persian rug,
Staving off disease with hallucinogenic drugs,
When a mind bending root from a local native source, made my mind and my body have a premature divorce." |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"She turned red,
She led me to her bed.
This song lives rent free atm. Few will get the hold it has.
Have you seen the Katherine Ryan bit about this?
That's when I began to pray...
Mrs TMN x"
No! But I have now. So brilliant.
I'm still going into my Maria Reynolds era though. |
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"She turned red,
She led me to her bed.
This song lives rent free atm. Few will get the hold it has.
Have you seen the Katherine Ryan bit about this?
That's when I began to pray...
Mrs TMN x
No! But I have now. So brilliant.
I'm still going into my Maria Reynolds era though."
PUT YOUR FUCKING DICK AWAY |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"She turned red,
She led me to her bed.
This song lives rent free atm. Few will get the hold it has.
Have you seen the Katherine Ryan bit about this?
That's when I began to pray...
Mrs TMN x
No! But I have now. So brilliant.
I'm still going into my Maria Reynolds era though.
PUT YOUR FUCKING DICK AWAY"
You're really good for my kegels NipNips. |
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"She turned red,
She led me to her bed.
This song lives rent free atm. Few will get the hold it has.
Have you seen the Katherine Ryan bit about this?
That's when I began to pray...
Mrs TMN x
No! But I have now. So brilliant.
I'm still going into my Maria Reynolds era though.
PUT YOUR FUCKING DICK AWAY
You're really good for my kegels NipNips."
Happy to help |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You stay right girl,
And when he get on, he‘ll leave your ass for a white girl "
18 years! 18 Years! And on her 18th birthday he found out it weren’t his!!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is there so much goddamn weight on your shoulders
That you can't just live your motherfuckin' life?
The story's getting old and my heart is getting colder
I just wanna be Jekyll, but I'm always fighting Hyde |
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And if a double-decker bus
Crashes into us
To die by your side
Is such a heavenly way to die
And if a ten ton truck
Kills the both of us
To die by your side
Well, the pleasure, the privilege is mine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Domination's the name of the game
In bed or in life, they're both just the same
Except in one you're fulfilled at the end of the day
Let's play 'Master And Servant'
Let's play 'Master And Servant' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Give me one margarita, I'm gonna open my legs. Give me two margaritas, I'mma give you some head. Give me three margaritas, I'm gonna put it in my pussy!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And they all pretend they're orphans and their memory's like a train
You can see it getting smaller as it pulls away
And the things you can't remember tell the things you can't forget
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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She made a Muslim say Jesus Christ
She made a Christian say Mahshallah
And her back looks BIG- have you seen the thighs?
She made a white boy say Bumbaclart |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By the time we got into Tulsa Town
We had eighty-five trucks in all
But they's a roadblock up on the cloverleaf
And them bears was wall-to-wall
Yeah, them smokies is thick as bugs on a bumper
They even had a bear in the air
I says, "Callin' all trucks, this here's the Duck"
"We about to go a-huntin' bear" |
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But I got smarter, I got harder in the nick of time
Honey, I rose up from the dead, I do it all the time
I got a list of names, and yours is in red, underlined
I check it once, then I check it twice |
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By *ee04Man
over a year ago
Essex |
Well she wore big knickers and worked on (T insinuated not pronounced) sewage farm.
Got me hand down her jeans and nearly lost half me arm.
Well after ten pints she started looking quite fit an I couldn’t wait to get my hands on her flabby tits. |
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By *929Man
over a year ago
bedlington |
“Can't wait 'til it's my turn to get dough
So I don't gotta fuckin' day dream no more”
From daydreaming by mobb deep I find it motivating and think of it all the time if having a shit day at work ect reminds me of the big picture |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They went round the class,
And you were last,
The clock was fast,
So no-one asked
travis- distance
I find that verse so sad at the thought of someone being left out just because there wasn’t time to get to them |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"“Can't wait 'til it's my turn to get dough
So I don't gotta fuckin' day dream no more”
From daydreaming by mobb deep I find it motivating and think of it all the time if having a shit day at work ect reminds me of the big picture "
Mobb deep are so fucking sick |
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By *929Man
over a year ago
bedlington |
"“Can't wait 'til it's my turn to get dough
So I don't gotta fuckin' day dream no more”
From daydreaming by mobb deep I find it motivating and think of it all the time if having a shit day at work ect reminds me of the big picture
Mobb deep are so fucking sick "
Agree mate love them especially shook ones, eye for an aye and survival of the fittest. |
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By *azza72Man
over a year ago
Leeds |
Take the time to make some sense
Of what you want to say
And cast your words away upon the waves
Sail them home with Acquiesce
On a ship of hope today
And as they land upon the shore
Tell them not to fear no more
Say it loud and sing it proud today |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"“Can't wait 'til it's my turn to get dough
So I don't gotta fuckin' day dream no more”
From daydreaming by mobb deep I find it motivating and think of it all the time if having a shit day at work ect reminds me of the big picture
Mobb deep are so fucking sick
Agree mate love them especially shook ones, eye for an aye and survival of the fittest. "
You ain’t a crook, son.
You’re just a shook one.
Goats man.
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Knees weak, arms are heavy, vomit on my sweater already, mom’s spaghetti
I ain’t the type to get caught for a DWI, I’m the type to kill your connect when the price high
And the survey says, your dead, flying guillotine shots to your f*clking head |
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Oh grace just hold me your arms and let this moment linger.
They'll take me out at dawn and I will die.
With all my love I place this wedding ring upon you finger.
For there won't be time to share our love so we must say goodbye. |
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Strange one here.
And snow white, she did right in her life. Had 7 men to do the chores, cos that's not what women are for.
The only thing a boys gonna give a girl for free is captivity.
(Sit still look pretty)
I dunno but it makes me chuckle |
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