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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Kissing!!! I’m awful!!!!!! And I do a lot of it seeing as I’m married  I only ever kissed two of the men I’ve met, and I got the giggles each time so that kinda covered up for my failings
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tit jobs. Like trying to pick up a hot dog with two deflated water balloons.. not sexy."
Oh yeah this as well
Like am I meant to be enjoying it? Do I moan? What do I do? |
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"Tit jobs. Like trying to pick up a hot dog with two deflated water balloons.. not sexy.
Oh yeah this as well
Like am I meant to be enjoying it? Do I moan? What do I do?"
It is a weird one! I never know if I'm doing it right. Basically I just lie there squishing my boobs together. Is that it?
Mrs TMN x |
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Toe sucking. As appealing to me as ordering chicken feet in a Chinese restaurant (which I'm willing to accept might be delicious if you got used to them). With a toe between my lips, the overpowering feeling is not revulsion but sheer emotional disbelief that the owner of the toe could be getting any pleasure from my attentions. And somehow if you can't bring yourself to believe someone is receiving pleasure, it kills the joy in giving it. The whole thing makes me want to snort with laughter and demand to know of the owner of the toes is simply kidding me about.
A failure of imagination on my part, I am content to admit. |
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Being on top. I just get into my head too much, am i doing it right, how do i look etc etc etc. I just cant relax and enjoy it. Plus my knees are about the only part of me that feels my age, so that doesnt help x  |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
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Frigging female partners. I am totally rubbish at bringing a woman off mith my hands. My poor wife suffered years of me losing the spot, pressing too hard, not pressing hard enough, going too fast, going too slow, etc. etc.
Sigh. |
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"Tit jobs. Like trying to pick up a hot dog with two deflated water balloons.. not sexy.
Oh yeah this as well
Like am I meant to be enjoying it? Do I moan? What do I do?
It is a weird one! I never know if I'm doing it right. Basically I just lie there squishing my boobs together. Is that it?
Mrs TMN x"
Joins the shit at tit wanks party. It feels like they could be awesome if... they were slippier, less slippy, different position...
We've tried so many times because the idea is great but the reality, not so much.
J |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tit jobs. Like trying to pick up a hot dog with two deflated water balloons.. not sexy.
Oh yeah this as well
Like am I meant to be enjoying it? Do I moan? What do I do?
It is a weird one! I never know if I'm doing it right. Basically I just lie there squishing my boobs together. Is that it?
Mrs TMN x
Joins the shit at tit wanks party. It feels like they could be awesome if... they were slippier, less slippy, different position...
We've tried so many times because the idea is great but the reality, not so much.
J"
Another vote for the tit wank. You’d be surprised how many times I’ve been requested to do this knowing fine well I lack enough boobage to secure the penis. It’s just embarrassing  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Saying goodbye when they are leaving the hotel room it's so so awkward."
This is what makes me feel worried about meeting couples. This part specifically |
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"Tit jobs. Like trying to pick up a hot dog with two deflated water balloons.. not sexy.
Oh yeah this as well
Like am I meant to be enjoying it? Do I moan? What do I do?
It is a weird one! I never know if I'm doing it right. Basically I just lie there squishing my boobs together. Is that it?
Mrs TMN x
Joins the shit at tit wanks party. It feels like they could be awesome if... they were slippier, less slippy, different position...
We've tried so many times because the idea is great but the reality, not so much.
J
Another vote for the tit wank. You’d be surprised how many times I’ve been requested to do this knowing fine well I lack enough boobage to secure the penis. It’s just embarrassing "
We should start a support group you'd honestly get a better tit wank from a man than me. There's just nothing there |
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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago
Derry |
"Tit jobs. Like trying to pick up a hot dog with two deflated water balloons.. not sexy.
Oh yeah this as well
Like am I meant to be enjoying it? Do I moan? What do I do?
It is a weird one! I never know if I'm doing it right. Basically I just lie there squishing my boobs together. Is that it?
Mrs TMN x
Joins the shit at tit wanks party. It feels like they could be awesome if... they were slippier, less slippy, different position...
We've tried so many times because the idea is great but the reality, not so much.
J
Another vote for the tit wank. You’d be surprised how many times I’ve been requested to do this knowing fine well I lack enough boobage to secure the penis. It’s just embarrassing "
I had always thought of it as a looks good in porn thing but thats all. Doesn't do much for me. |
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"Saying goodbye when they are leaving the hotel room it's so so awkward.
This is what makes me feel worried about meeting couples. This part specifically "
When they stay and cuddle together and you go home alone? Me too. |
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"Also being on top, you’ve got about 1 solid minute of pleasure until my check engine light comes on and my knees start smoking."
I can’t even begin to describe how much this post has amused me. You’re amazing Mrs Shiv. Never change.  |
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"Tit jobs. Like trying to pick up a hot dog with two deflated water balloons.. not sexy.
Oh yeah this as well
Like am I meant to be enjoying it? Do I moan? What do I do?
It is a weird one! I never know if I'm doing it right. Basically I just lie there squishing my boobs together. Is that it?
Mrs TMN x
Joins the shit at tit wanks party. It feels like they could be awesome if... they were slippier, less slippy, different position...
We've tried so many times because the idea is great but the reality, not so much.
J
Another vote for the tit wank. You’d be surprised how many times I’ve been requested to do this knowing fine well I lack enough boobage to secure the penis. It’s just embarrassing
We should start a support group you'd honestly get a better tit wank from a man than me. There's just nothing there "
Can I join your group! It doesn't matter how crap you think you are I love it ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Saying goodbye when they are leaving the hotel room it's so so awkward.
This is what makes me feel worried about meeting couples. This part specifically
When they stay and cuddle together and you go home alone? Me too."
Literally this! And then them just talking and debriefing straight away together about me and I’ve got to do the train home |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Also being on top, you’ve got about 1 solid minute of pleasure until my check engine light comes on and my knees start smoking.
I can’t even begin to describe how much this post has amused me. You’re amazing Mrs Shiv. Never change. "
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
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Oh, add roleplay to that list. Odd, considering I have been a roleplayer (D&D and LARP) my whole adult life. Somehow it's just awkward and silly when sex is involved.
Truth be told, I'm a bit boring in bed. |
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"Saying goodbye when they are leaving the hotel room it's so so awkward.
This is what makes me feel worried about meeting couples. This part specifically
When they stay and cuddle together and you go home alone? Me too.
Literally this! And then them just talking and debriefing straight away together about me and I’ve got to do the train home "
It's worse for us we have days of reclaim sex to get through |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m rubbish at recognising when someone fancies me.
I can never read the clues or take a hint when someone is flirting with me (consequently I have a gift for friend zoning people).
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"Saying goodbye when they are leaving the hotel room it's so so awkward.
This is what makes me feel worried about meeting couples. This part specifically
When they stay and cuddle together and you go home alone? Me too.
Literally this! And then them just talking and debriefing straight away together about me and I’ve got to do the train home "
And this too.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tit jobs. Like trying to pick up a hot dog with two deflated water balloons.. not sexy.
Oh yeah this as well
Like am I meant to be enjoying it? Do I moan? What do I do?
It is a weird one! I never know if I'm doing it right. Basically I just lie there squishing my boobs together. Is that it?
Mrs TMN x
Joins the shit at tit wanks party. It feels like they could be awesome if... they were slippier, less slippy, different position...
We've tried so many times because the idea is great but the reality, not so much.
J
Another vote for the tit wank. You’d be surprised how many times I’ve been requested to do this knowing fine well I lack enough boobage to secure the penis. It’s just embarrassing
We should start a support group you'd honestly get a better tit wank from a man than me. There's just nothing there
Can I join your group! It doesn't matter how crap you think you are I love it ??"
It’s not we think we’re crap, we just don’t have the facilities for it |
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"Tit jobs. Like trying to pick up a hot dog with two deflated water balloons.. not sexy.
Oh yeah this as well
Like am I meant to be enjoying it? Do I moan? What do I do?
It is a weird one! I never know if I'm doing it right. Basically I just lie there squishing my boobs together. Is that it?
Mrs TMN x
Joins the shit at tit wanks party. It feels like they could be awesome if... they were slippier, less slippy, different position...
We've tried so many times because the idea is great but the reality, not so much.
J
Another vote for the tit wank. You’d be surprised how many times I’ve been requested to do this knowing fine well I lack enough boobage to secure the penis. It’s just embarrassing
We should start a support group you'd honestly get a better tit wank from a man than me. There's just nothing there
Can I join your group! It doesn't matter how crap you think you are I love it ??
It’s not we think we’re crap, we just don’t have the facilities for it "
They look ok to me! Have you tried dangling them..!! |
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"Tit jobs. Like trying to pick up a hot dog with two deflated water balloons.. not sexy.
Oh yeah this as well
Like am I meant to be enjoying it? Do I moan? What do I do?
It is a weird one! I never know if I'm doing it right. Basically I just lie there squishing my boobs together. Is that it?
Mrs TMN x
Joins the shit at tit wanks party. It feels like they could be awesome if... they were slippier, less slippy, different position...
We've tried so many times because the idea is great but the reality, not so much.
J
Another vote for the tit wank. You’d be surprised how many times I’ve been requested to do this knowing fine well I lack enough boobage to secure the penis. It’s just embarrassing
We should start a support group you'd honestly get a better tit wank from a man than me. There's just nothing there
Can I join your group! It doesn't matter how crap you think you are I love it ??
It’s not we think we’re crap, we just don’t have the facilities for it "
I mean, I do, these babies can flop around a dong, but what is the point? Might as well fuck two really big stress balls, it'd be easier to get the angle right then I could have a break for a cuppa whilst you're doing it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tit jobs. Like trying to pick up a hot dog with two deflated water balloons.. not sexy.
Oh yeah this as well
Like am I meant to be enjoying it? Do I moan? What do I do?
It is a weird one! I never know if I'm doing it right. Basically I just lie there squishing my boobs together. Is that it?
Mrs TMN x
Joins the shit at tit wanks party. It feels like they could be awesome if... they were slippier, less slippy, different position...
We've tried so many times because the idea is great but the reality, not so much.
J
Another vote for the tit wank. You’d be surprised how many times I’ve been requested to do this knowing fine well I lack enough boobage to secure the penis. It’s just embarrassing
We should start a support group you'd honestly get a better tit wank from a man than me. There's just nothing there
Can I join your group! It doesn't matter how crap you think you are I love it ??
It’s not we think we’re crap, we just don’t have the facilities for it
I mean, I do, these babies can flop around a dong, but what is the point? Might as well fuck two really big stress balls, it'd be easier to get the angle right then I could have a break for a cuppa whilst you're doing it. "
I’m a tiny bit jealous right now |
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"Tit jobs. Like trying to pick up a hot dog with two deflated water balloons.. not sexy.
Oh yeah this as well
Like am I meant to be enjoying it? Do I moan? What do I do?
It is a weird one! I never know if I'm doing it right. Basically I just lie there squishing my boobs together. Is that it?
Mrs TMN x
Joins the shit at tit wanks party. It feels like they could be awesome if... they were slippier, less slippy, different position...
We've tried so many times because the idea is great but the reality, not so much.
J
Another vote for the tit wank. You’d be surprised how many times I’ve been requested to do this knowing fine well I lack enough boobage to secure the penis. It’s just embarrassing
We should start a support group you'd honestly get a better tit wank from a man than me. There's just nothing there
Can I join your group! It doesn't matter how crap you think you are I love it ??
It’s not we think we’re crap, we just don’t have the facilities for it
I mean, I do, these babies can flop around a dong, but what is the point? Might as well fuck two really big stress balls, it'd be easier to get the angle right then I could have a break for a cuppa whilst you're doing it.
I’m a tiny bit jealous right now "
No, don't be! Tit jobs are uncomfortable and awkward. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Also being on top, you’ve got about 1 solid minute of pleasure until my check engine light comes on and my knees start smoking."
Ha ha wait until you get to my age, you look fantastic ! |
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"Tit jobs. Like trying to pick up a hot dog with two deflated water balloons.. not sexy.
Oh yeah this as well
Like am I meant to be enjoying it? Do I moan? What do I do?
It is a weird one! I never know if I'm doing it right. Basically I just lie there squishing my boobs together. Is that it?
Mrs TMN x
Joins the shit at tit wanks party. It feels like they could be awesome if... they were slippier, less slippy, different position...
We've tried so many times because the idea is great but the reality, not so much.
J
Another vote for the tit wank. You’d be surprised how many times I’ve been requested to do this knowing fine well I lack enough boobage to secure the penis. It’s just embarrassing "
I'm joining too, just no good with small boobs  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Oral sex. It's not something I've ever been that great at sadly.
I also don't hate tit wanks. Are they my favourite thing ever to do? No.
Wait... I can say this!
I guess I'm not like other women on here. |
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"Oral sex. It's not something I've ever been that great at sadly.
I also don't hate tit wanks. Are they my favourite thing ever to do? No.
Wait... I can say this!
I guess I'm not like other women on here. "
We found one! Gents, step this way, Meli's giving out tit wanks and bloody loving it. |
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"Sorry OP. This appears to have become the "nobody likes tit wanks" thread "
We’ve got a whole separate thread for that now!
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"What are you rubbish at sexually?"
Consistency, I think. Sometimes I feel like I’m pretty good at this sex stuff. Sometimes we’ll spend all night in and out of different positions taking each other from one orgasm to the next and it’s amazing. Then other times things start off well but just don’t go how we hoped. Maybe I’ll cum too soon. Maybe you will. Maybe we just don’t fit together as perfectly and there’s an awkwardness to the rhythm no matter what position we try.
I dunno. I feel like things can be AMAZING but not all the time. So I’m inconsistent. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Oral sex. It's not something I've ever been that great at sadly.
I also don't hate tit wanks. Are they my favourite thing ever to do? No.
Wait... I can say this!
I guess I'm not like other women on here.
We found one! Gents, step this way, Meli's giving out tit wanks and bloody loving it. "
I mean... giving them away? Yeah fair.
I mainly wanted an excuse to use that crap line |
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69.
If you are any good with me, I'm incapable of concentrating on giving head, so your blow job will be shit!
If you arent, its just doing nothing, while I give a blowie in an uncomfortable situation, and I wont pretend its good if it isnt!
I much prefer taking turns! |
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Anything that requires creativity. Role playing, dressing up, dirty talk, imaginative pôsition de sex. Useless!
Luckily my 23” cock can cum 2 litres five times a session so everything else is just gravy. Not literally. |
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"Anything that requires creativity. Role playing, dressing up, dirty talk, imaginative pôsition de sex. Useless!
Luckily my 23” cock can cum 2 litres five times a session so everything else is just gravy. Not literally."
Says he lacks creativity but throws circumflexes around with panache. Pah, I'm not buying it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Probably bad at quite a lot of things but it really depends on the situation or who I'm with.
I think my biggest issue is my own thoughts. I can be very self conscious and so sometimes struggle to get out of my head and just enjoy. Or it prevents me being a bit more adventurous.
I don't think I'm particularly graceful or elegant and can be a little clumsy and awkward sometimes. Sexy doesn't come naturally to me very often.
I think with most things there's always room for improvement but sometimes the right person brings out the inner sex goddess briefly and that can be wonderful. |
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"Sexually?
Let's mix it up from 'i can make you cum in 2 mins'
I have no patience so mix it up lots until I lose energy and care so just flip the woman over and pound until I'm done  "
Sexually?
Sex...I'm rubbish at sex |
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Lying back and receiving oral. I start to feel guilty that I’m not giving!
Really need to practice receiving pleasure.
Oh, and housework. I’m shit at housework.
Thankfully I make up for that with other things 
Mrs BS x |
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My feet I have the most ridiculously sensitive feet. I could be a salivating, snarling mess - tickle the bottom of my feet and I will snap out of it and start giggling like a little girl instantly. |
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By *atnayCouple
over a year ago
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"69 I'm shit, I can either concentrate on giving good head or on enjoying it myself not both at once.
Mrs "
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I'm the oppersite. I give more when I'm getting more.
But can't deep throat. Just gag and rech. |
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By *KloganMan
over a year ago
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That nice brew in bed after… the one where you’re both laying together all entwined and slightly sweaty, holding each other..
That brew… the one where you can kick back and talk about the last two minutes.
I’m rubbish at it, it looks and tastes like gravel. |
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In daily life I hate random people/colleagues hugging me or touching me.
I have restrain from choking them out 
