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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Every tin of beans (heinz not joe) has a magic bean inside. If you find the correct one, place it inside your nostril, clap 3 times and sing the hokey c-okey.. you will have guaranteed sex for life.
True story.
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"98% of the messages in our inbox are from women wanting to meet me now, accompanied by boob pics while ignoring the fact we are a couple
Marc
That’s obvs a real one.  "
I was trying to double bluff you 
Marc |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"At any given moment at least 31% of people reading the forums are having a wank while doing so.
False, the percentage has to be much higher
Marc"
Oh, apologies, sleepy eyes had misread the 3.
At least 81% of people are having a wank. |
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"Statistically, some of the single men on here are actually single, right?
Statistically, so are some of the single women. 
I am.  "
Statistically you shouldn’t be…..unless it’s your choice and then that’s your choice to make… |
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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago
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"Stuffing, raw, peeled garlic into your bum hole daily for one year can help your penis grow up to two inches more.
Worked for me. Parsley is available for post rimming activities. "
Mushroom works better for a lovely helmet maybe combine the two together for length as well |
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Any statistics made up or otherwise. 
