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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Finally, a thread for me
We will have our own lil commune soon enough. Just never ask for face pics!
Commune? I’m in"
You're doing well on the other thread, this ain't the thread for you pickles! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Finally, a thread for me
We will have our own lil commune soon enough. Just never ask for face pics!
Commune? I’m in
You're doing well on the other thread, this ain't the thread for you pickles! "
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Brucey, I'm sat in the corner.
Am I allowed a packet of crisps and a bottle of ? Please.
Always had that when I sat in the corner as a kid in the pub with my mum and dad"
Jesus Christ what's a bottle of ?
I would never dare even ask for that in a pub....  |
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"Brucey, I'm sat in the corner.
Am I allowed a packet of crisps and a bottle of ? Please.
Always had that when I sat in the corner as a kid in the pub with my mum and dad
Jesus Christ what's a bottle of ?
I would never dare even ask for that in a pub.... "
A bottle of pop.
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Finally, a thread for me
We will have our own lil commune soon enough. Just never ask for face pics!
If I send face pics to people I get blocked "
Probably preferable to awww don't you worry would never block you silly! But no.  |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Brucey, I'm sat in the corner.
Am I allowed a packet of crisps and a bottle of ? Please.
Always had that when I sat in the corner as a kid in the pub with my mum and dad
Jesus Christ what's a bottle of ?
I would never dare even ask for that in a pub....
A bottle of pop.
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Oh fair. Are we just revealing childhood traumas in this thread now anyway? Cause you're welcome to you know, sit closer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Finally, a thread for me
We will have our own lil commune soon enough. Just never ask for face pics!
If I send face pics to people I get blocked
Nice Tits though    "
Best tits on fab apparently |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Finally, a thread for me
We will have our own lil commune soon enough. Just never ask for face pics!
If I send face pics to people I get blocked
Nice Tits though
Best tits on fab apparently "
Oh Jesus you don't belong here either! It's already getting hijacked with people getting sexy comments in the other thread! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey! Message for Ricky.
Brigitte says, where the fuck did you get to? You said you were just popping out for a pint of milk!
Sorry wrong thread.  "
I've given her a bit of alone time with F&B.
They've had 30 seconds now so that ought to do it. |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Hey! Message for Ricky.
Brigitte says, where the fuck did you get to? You said you were just popping out for a pint of milk!
Sorry wrong thread.
I've given her a bit of alone time with F&B.
They've had 30 seconds now so that ought to do it."
Is fab and bearded back?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Finally, a thread for me
We will have our own lil commune soon enough. Just never ask for face pics!
If I send face pics to people I get blocked
Nice Tits though
Best tits on fab apparently
Oh Jesus you don't belong here either! It's already getting hijacked with people getting sexy comments in the other thread!"
Me and my saggy tits are staying put |
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"Hey! Message for Ricky.
Brigitte says, where the fuck did you get to? You said you were just popping out for a pint of milk!
Sorry wrong thread.
I've given her a bit of alone time with F&B.
They've had 30 seconds now so that ought to do it."
Hold the phone. Is Brigitte a watermelon?! PLOT TWIST |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey! Message for Ricky.
Brigitte says, where the fuck did you get to? You said you were just popping out for a pint of milk!
Sorry wrong thread.
I've given her a bit of alone time with F&B.
They've had 30 seconds now so that ought to do it.
Is fab and bearded back?!"
I once made a two min video of my tits for him  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey! Message for Ricky.
Brigitte says, where the fuck did you get to? You said you were just popping out for a pint of milk!
Sorry wrong thread.
I've given her a bit of alone time with F&B.
They've had 30 seconds now so that ought to do it.
Is fab and bearded back?!"
In many ways, he never went away. |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Finally, a thread for me
We will have our own lil commune soon enough. Just never ask for face pics!
If I send face pics to people I get blocked
Nice Tits though
Best tits on fab apparently
Oh Jesus you don't belong here either! It's already getting hijacked with people getting sexy comments in the other thread!
Me and my saggy tits are staying put "
At least they may cover some of our faces |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Hey! Message for Ricky.
Brigitte says, where the fuck did you get to? You said you were just popping out for a pint of milk!
Sorry wrong thread.
I've given her a bit of alone time with F&B.
They've had 30 seconds now so that ought to do it.
Is fab and bearded back?!
In many ways, he never went away."
Give him a sloppy for me x |
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"Finally, a thread for me
We will have our own lil commune soon enough. Just never ask for face pics!
If I send face pics to people I get blocked
Nice Tits though
Best tits on fab apparently "
Who am I to disagree |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Finally, a thread for me
We will have our own lil commune soon enough. Just never ask for face pics!
If I send face pics to people I get blocked
Nice Tits though
Best tits on fab apparently
Oh Jesus you don't belong here either! It's already getting hijacked with people getting sexy comments in the other thread!
Me and my saggy tits are staying put
At least they may cover some of our faces "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Message for Fluffy Chicken:
My mediocre mate says "please tell Fluffy Chicken that I have tried really hard to fancy her, but I cant. Soz" "
They’re not the only one  |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Message for Fluffy Chicken:
My mediocre mate says "please tell Fluffy Chicken that I have tried really hard to fancy her, but I cant. Soz"
They’re not the only one "
At least they tried to be fair! The message I received was just the sound of terror fuelled screams |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Message for Fluffy Chicken:
My mediocre mate says "please tell Fluffy Chicken that I have tried really hard to fancy her, but I cant. Soz"
They’re not the only one
At least they tried to be fair! The message I received was just the sound of terror fuelled screams "
Must have been a wrong number |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Message for Fluffy Chicken:
My mediocre mate says "please tell Fluffy Chicken that I have tried really hard to fancy her, but I cant. Soz"
They’re not the only one
At least they tried to be fair! The message I received was just the sound of terror fuelled screams
Must have been a wrong number "
Oh not a trying to be nice compliment that's gross here! |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Oh yeah, I'm not sexy enough for other threads.
Irony is officially dead!  "
Not at all.
P.S I really like your style (sorry Brucey for being nice to someone, I'll go back to being horrid soon) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Message for Fluffy Chicken:
My mediocre mate says "please tell Fluffy Chicken that I have tried really hard to fancy her, but I cant. Soz"
They’re not the only one
At least they tried to be fair! The message I received was just the sound of terror fuelled screams
Must have been a wrong number
Oh not a trying to be nice compliment that's gross here!"
She's clearly not feeling well! |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Message for Fluffy Chicken:
My mediocre mate says "please tell Fluffy Chicken that I have tried really hard to fancy her, but I cant. Soz"
They’re not the only one
At least they tried to be fair! The message I received was just the sound of terror fuelled screams
Must have been a wrong number
Oh not a trying to be nice compliment that's gross here!
She's clearly not feeling well! "
I love it when people clearly belong in the other thread. I can see through them all |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh yeah, I'm not sexy enough for other threads.
This is most definitely incorrect. You are gorgeous."
If that were true she wouldn’t be in this thread!!  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Oh yeah, I'm not sexy enough for other threads.
This is most definitely incorrect. You are gorgeous.
If that were true she wouldn’t be in this thread!! "
Exactly. Let me Quasimodo in peace, all I want to do is hump about. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now this is a home of a thread for me 
Welcome John. How's all that sex you're not having? "
Oh it's great, especially all that sex I am not going to be having looking at all the people I don't fancy in here |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Oh yeah, I'm not sexy enough for other threads.
This is most definitely incorrect. You are gorgeous.
If that were true she wouldn’t be in this thread!!
Exactly. Let me Quasimodo in peace, all I want to do is hump about. "
Meli it's not cool to make fun of us undesirable folk here ok?! |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Now this is a home of a thread for me
Welcome John. How's all that sex you're not having?
Oh it's great, especially all that sex I am not going to be having looking at all the people I don't fancy in here "
I particularly like not being able to get it down for all the people I don't think are hot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now this is a home of a thread for me
Welcome John. How's all that sex you're not having?
Oh it's great, especially all that sex I am not going to be having looking at all the people I don't fancy in here
I particularly like not being able to get it down for all the people I don't think are hot "
You're one kinky gent keeping it up for all the ice cold people. I would need some serious willpower for that |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Now this is a home of a thread for me
Welcome John. How's all that sex you're not having?
Oh it's great, especially all that sex I am not going to be having looking at all the people I don't fancy in here
I particularly like not being able to get it down for all the people I don't think are hot
You're one kinky gent keeping it up for all the ice cold people. I would need some serious willpower for that "
I only keep it up to shout how pathetic it is and really put it in it's place |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Don't mind me tucked away in the corner x
Oh we won't. It's pretty dank in there though, be warned "
Yeah ignore the smell of piss and rats. I'm pretty sure they don't have any deadly diseases in them? |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"I’m in
I thought I was invisible as a single male but that’s is nothing compared to now, just one message that isn’t from a male telling me how hot Tinder and the roles reversed would be good
Marc"
Marc you ugly son of a bitch! Let that wife carry you no longer! Mind the needles down here! |
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"I’m in
I thought I was invisible as a single male but that’s is nothing compared to now, just one message that isn’t from a male telling me how hot Tinder and the roles reversed would be good
Marc
Marc you ugly son of a bitch! Let that wife carry you no longer! Mind the needles down here!"
Bit harsh
Marc |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"I’m in
I thought I was invisible as a single male but that’s is nothing compared to now, just one message that isn’t from a male telling me how hot Tinder and the roles reversed would be good
Marc
Marc you ugly son of a bitch! Let that wife carry you no longer! Mind the needles down here!
Bit harsh
Marc"
Cuddles with my horrible greasy tits xox |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't mind me tucked away in the corner x
Oh we won't. It's pretty dank in there though, be warned
I'm a big girl...I can handle it "
Not much to handle in this room anyway, all shrivelled up |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Don't mind me tucked away in the corner x
Oh we won't. It's pretty dank in there though, be warned
I'm a big girl...I can handle it
Not much to handle in this room anyway, all shrivelled up "
Jesus even the uglys have gone. This is truly bleak times. Let's stay strong John |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't mind me tucked away in the corner x
Oh we won't. It's pretty dank in there though, be warned
I'm a big girl...I can handle it
Not much to handle in this room anyway, all shrivelled up
Jesus even the uglys have gone. This is truly bleak times. Let's stay strong John "
Soz was just pimping hoes n ting |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Don't mind me tucked away in the corner x
Oh we won't. It's pretty dank in there though, be warned
I'm a big girl...I can handle it
Not much to handle in this room anyway, all shrivelled up
Jesus even the uglys have gone. This is truly bleak times. Let's stay strong John
Soz was just pimping hoes n ting "
Girl don't talk when you're meant to be out workin |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't mind me tucked away in the corner x
Oh we won't. It's pretty dank in there though, be warned
I'm a big girl...I can handle it
Not much to handle in this room anyway, all shrivelled up
Jesus even the uglys have gone. This is truly bleak times. Let's stay strong John
Soz was just pimping hoes n ting
Girl don't talk when you're meant to be out workin"
Sorry boss |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Don't mind me tucked away in the corner x
Oh we won't. It's pretty dank in there though, be warned
I'm a big girl...I can handle it
Not much to handle in this room anyway, all shrivelled up
Jesus even the uglys have gone. This is truly bleak times. Let's stay strong John "
No they haven't, I'm here... |
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