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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
I'm meant to be working and I'm getting graphic blindness. So I decided that a bit of entertainment in the way of you lot and your pervy secret messages would be a better plan... please join me!
If you don’t know the rules, here they are:
1) find someone on the thread you fancy
2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them
3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person
4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself
5) do the same for others and open your filters people!
Get to it you sexy bunch |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Hello hello hello what’s all this ere then.
The creator himself... tis an honour.
Oh I think you do things quite wonderfully. "
Nah... I just add boobs |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Nah... I just add boobs
"Just add boobs" should be one of your new graphics. I'm not sure what for but I like it!
J"
Men's t-shirt maybe?
Are you in? |
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"Oh I love playing postie!!
Hey lovely.
Please tell JulieAndBeef that I'd share an ice cube with both of them any day "
If this is who I think then they're so hot it would melt quickly. We'll need more than one
J |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Oh I love playing postie!!
Hey lovely.
Please tell JulieAndBeef that I'd share an ice cube with both of them any day
If this is who I think then they're so hot it would melt quickly. We'll need more than one
J"
I've got a whole bag |
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"Oh I love playing postie!!
Hey lovely.
Please tell JulieAndBeef that I'd share an ice cube with both of them any day
If this is who I think then they're so hot it would melt quickly. We'll need more than one
J
I've got a whole bag "
Excellent! |
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Jennie, this one's for you. From my mate who appears to have a death wish
Oh JennieTV. I long to tie you up, throw you into a chair... and give you a decent makeover! Damn! Does your aunty dress you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jennie, this one's for you. From my mate who appears to have a death wish
Oh JennieTV. I long to tie you up, throw you into a chair... and give you a decent makeover! Damn! Does your aunty dress you? "
I know just who this was from.
Envy is such a destructive emotion!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yoohoo jennie my gorgeous mate says....
Please tell Jennie to get her sexy behind here asap
I'd do as you're told it'll be worth it
Tinder "
But where is here? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tubbs, I've got a local message for local people for you!
Dear Village Idiot type person, I'd love to devour you with gusto! We could make our own smut! "
Your mate is in luck, as there’s plenty of me to devour. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My very hot mate says
Hello
Please tell Me Pickle that I don't understand half the youth speak he comes out with, but he's a joy to have around. I'd love to give him a big hug and squeeze."
Hugs and squeezes especially welcome today |
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My mate had to message me as his posties must be on strike. As they should be - give them shorts that fit for heaven's sake. So, ummm, this one's for me
Julie, your new profile picture with those boots, wowser, melt me in the most wonderful of ways |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Another one for Mr Pickle! From my sexy mate obvs.
Could you please tell Mr Pickle that I'd like to be the hot dog bun to his sausage?"
I literally couldn’t think of anything that would turn me on more right now
HMU |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Can you tell Long-legged blonde I'd like to take my time kissing up the inside of those lushess long legs, pause in the middle, then kiss up to those red lips |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Yoohoo jennie my gorgeous mate says....
Please tell Jennie to get her sexy behind here asap
I'd do as you're told it'll be worth it
Tinder
But where is here? "
Here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh Misty!
My absolute horn crumpet friend says:
"Tell the magnificent Mrs Misty that I’m coming her way next week and I expect to have a proper thirst on. Pints?"
If you are busy, I'll have them! |
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Message here from my hot stud of a mate
A message for the sassy Seducing_Em. I’ve been looking at her profile pic (again) and I’ve decided I’d like to ping her suspenders, smack her arse, and spend the next couple of hours kissing it better. |
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"Message here from my hot stud of a mate
A message for the sassy Seducing_Em. I’ve been looking at her profile pic (again) and I’ve decided I’d like to ping her suspenders, smack her arse, and spend the next couple of hours kissing it better."
This sounds perfect it's also very squishy ,so it makes a good pillow if you get tired kissing it better |
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"Can you tell Long-legged blonde I'd like to take my time kissing up the inside of those lushess long legs, pause in the middle, then kiss up to those red lips"
Oh I enjoy being kissed and kissing.
Will you be returning to the middle?
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Incoming message for Julie and Beef.
“I would looooove to be the filling in a Julie and Beef sandwich... Hang on... Surely Beef should be the filling? And we can be the sexy sexy bread.”
I have to say, if I were you two I’d be saying yes, yes, YES! |
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So Ricky, it was actually meant for here but I couldn't resist putting it on the wrong thread.
Hey! Message for Ricky.
Brigitte says, where the fuck did you get to? You said you were just popping out for a pint of milk! |
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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
"Cookie, my darling! I have a missive from a mysterious mister.
“Please pass on to the delicious Cookie that her legs do all manner of things to me and they so need to be around my ears!”
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These legs will not be working after my charity obstacle course on Saturday so you best get in quick |
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"Incoming message for Julie and Beef.
“I would looooove to be the filling in a Julie and Beef sandwich... Hang on... Surely Beef should be the filling? And we can be the sexy sexy bread.”
I have to say, if I were you two I’d be saying yes, yes, YES!"
This sounds I'll do the filling if you like.
B |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So Ricky, it was actually meant for here but I couldn't resist putting it on the wrong thread.
Hey! Message for Ricky.
Brigitte says, where the fuck did you get to? You said you were just popping out for a pint of milk!"
I can't manage a pint these days. |
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Mrs TMN, my mate has this message for you. She's proper sexy too...
Mrs from _wist my nipples, your afternoon fun definitely is my idea of afternoon horny fun also.
I think you have the better toy |
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"Oh Misty!
My absolute horn crumpet friend says:
"Tell the magnificent Mrs Misty that I’m coming her way next week and I expect to have a proper thirst on. Pints?"
If you are busy, I'll have them! "
What? Who? I need pints.
Get in my messages ya coward |
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"Mrs TMN, my mate has this message for you. She's proper sexy too...
Mrs from _wist my nipples, your afternoon fun definitely is my idea of afternoon horny fun also.
I think you have the better toy "
Oh my |
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"I have a special delivery from an upstanding member.
“Please tell BBWlady that if she's the postie, then I have a package for her!”"
Need more details on this package size and where’s collect would be a good Start |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Please tell Juicy 2020
I think she's so lovely. I'd like to make us each a big mug of hot chocolate and marshmallows and cuddle up and watch a movie with her. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The Shivs my friends has asked me to you
we'd love to run naked thru the Heather with them in the Highlands"
Doesn’t sound as nice but can we go for a brisk walk instead? I’m not much of a runner |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hiya. Please tell The Village Idiot that I want to run my fingers through his beard, then play his buttocks like they were bongos "
My bum bongos are your bum bongos. Step into my mail box and make yourself known.
Bum bongo bum bongo
They play them in the congo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please tell Ricky that if he can make me come as hard as he makes me laugh then I'm clearing the diary "
Well if you don't find me that funny, then you're on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sorry I wondered off
Message for Posh..
Would you please tell Posh that I’ve been looking at her boobs and I reckon my cock is going to look just perfect squeezed between them. She deserves a reward for hosting such a cracking thread, after all. |
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By *isge BeathaWoman
over a year ago
Here, There and Everywhere |
"A message from a gorgeous mate for Uisge Beatha
I want you to tie me up and make me see how good my mr can fuck you, make me jealous... That turns me on"
Oooh, my interest is most definitely piqued! |
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By *isge BeathaWoman
over a year ago
Here, There and Everywhere |
From a very sexy profile indeed, I have a special message!
"Mr.Pickle, I'd love to sit in your lap and kiss that beautiful mouth passionately. Then slowly trace my tongue along every inch of your body, nibbling as I go!"
Oooft, it just got a lot hotter in here! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"From a very sexy profile indeed, I have a special message!
"Mr.Pickle, I'd love to sit in your lap and kiss that beautiful mouth passionately. Then slowly trace my tongue along every inch of your body, nibbling as I go!"
Oooft, it just got a lot hotter in here! "
Oh my I’m in. EAT ME |
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