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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cock rings are supposed to help a guy maintain his emboldened state and initiate the animal instinct to ruin some orafice. Once the blood is pumped into the phallus, making it super popped and stiffy, the ring helps to prevent the blood from retreating into the body before he realises he is punching way above his weight and the foreshadowing of shame and failure turns to regret and exile.
There are vibrating cock rings for the super adventurous types, which are designed to make him bust a nut in a more magnificent and timely manner, which enables his partner to roll away from the wet patch and disappointedly illicit their own completion to the proceedings. This would appear to be an oxymoron, if only I knew what such a thing was.
I tried a ring once, but I mistakenly put it on my finger instead and regretted it ever since. I won't be doing that again. I hope this unimportant public service announcement was of no use. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cock rings are supposed to help a guy maintain his emboldened state and initiate the animal instinct to ruin some orafice. Once the blood is pumped into the phallus, making it super popped and stiffy, the ring helps to prevent the blood from retreating into the body before he realises he is punching way above his weight and the foreshadowing of shame and failure turns to regret and exile.
There are vibrating cock rings for the super adventurous types, which are designed to make him bust a nut in a more magnificent and timely manner, which enables his partner to roll away from the wet patch and disappointedly illicit their own completion to the proceedings. This would appear to be an oxymoron, if only I knew what such a thing was.
I tried a ring once, but I mistakenly put it on my finger instead and regretted it ever since. I won't be doing that again. I hope this unimportant public service announcement was of no use."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cock rings are supposed to help a guy maintain his emboldened state and initiate the animal instinct to ruin some orafice. Once the blood is pumped into the phallus, making it super popped and stiffy, the ring helps to prevent the blood from retreating into the body before he realises he is punching way above his weight and the foreshadowing of shame and failure turns to regret and exile.
There are vibrating cock rings for the super adventurous types, which are designed to make him bust a nut in a more magnificent and timely manner, which enables his partner to roll away from the wet patch and disappointedly illicit their own completion to the proceedings. This would appear to be an oxymoron, if only I knew what such a thing was.
I tried a ring once, but I mistakenly put it on my finger instead and regretted it ever since. I won't be doing that again. I hope this unimportant public service announcement was of no use."
I need to buy a cock ring  |
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"Cock rings are supposed to help a guy maintain his emboldened state and initiate the animal instinct to ruin some orafice. Once the blood is pumped into the phallus, making it super popped and stiffy, the ring helps to prevent the blood from retreating into the body before he realises he is punching way above his weight and the foreshadowing of shame and failure turns to regret and exile.
There are vibrating cock rings for the super adventurous types, which are designed to make him bust a nut in a more magnificent and timely manner, which enables his partner to roll away from the wet patch and disappointedly illicit their own completion to the proceedings. This would appear to be an oxymoron, if only I knew what such a thing was.
I tried a ring once, but I mistakenly put it on my finger instead and regretted it ever since. I won't be doing that again. I hope this unimportant public service announcement was of no use."
This made me chuckle a lot x |
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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago
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"Cock rings are supposed to help a guy maintain his emboldened state and initiate the animal instinct to ruin some orafice. Once the blood is pumped into the phallus, making it super popped and stiffy, the ring helps to prevent the blood from retreating into the body before he realises he is punching way above his weight and the foreshadowing of shame and failure turns to regret and exile.
There are vibrating cock rings for the super adventurous types, which are designed to make him bust a nut in a more magnificent and timely manner, which enables his partner to roll away from the wet patch and disappointedly illicit their own completion to the proceedings. This would appear to be an oxymoron, if only I knew what such a thing was.
I tried a ring once, but I mistakenly put it on my finger instead and regretted it ever since. I won't be doing that again. I hope this unimportant public service announcement was of no use.
This made me chuckle a lot x"
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They're great at keeping a boner, and increase the veins somewhat.
But they can stop you cumming sometimes and can be a bitch to get off. I'd advise rubber ones over metal especially for a beginner. The nut separators are also fun |
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By *aps1 OP Man
over a year ago
North Wales / Chester |
"Cock rings are supposed to help a guy maintain his emboldened state and initiate the animal instinct to ruin some orafice. Once the blood is pumped into the phallus, making it super popped and stiffy, the ring helps to prevent the blood from retreating into the body before he realises he is punching way above his weight and the foreshadowing of shame and failure turns to regret and exile.
There are vibrating cock rings for the super adventurous types, which are designed to make him bust a nut in a more magnificent and timely manner, which enables his partner to roll away from the wet patch and disappointedly illicit their own completion to the proceedings. This would appear to be an oxymoron, if only I knew what such a thing was.
I tried a ring once, but I mistakenly put it on my finger instead and regretted it ever since. I won't be doing that again. I hope this unimportant public service announcement was of no use."
Absolutely love the response. I’m none the wiser but very informative lol |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Found them uncomfortable, got the multipack with 3 different sizes from LH and the biggest one felt like it was way too tight.
Maybe you just need to get use to using them"
Get the string style ones with the toggle.
Waaaaay comfier and far easier to remove in an emergency.
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I found the silicone ones stretched too much and the metal , you had to get the right size for your cock , I use a brand called maximum metal, slight stretch to it but filled with metal balls to add the pressure, roll it on not stretch it over, |
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"Found them uncomfortable, got the multipack with 3 different sizes from LH and the biggest one felt like it was way too tight.
Maybe you just need to get use to using them
Get the string style ones with the toggle.
Waaaaay comfier and far easier to remove in an emergency.
A"
Didn't even know they exist, there's are just silicone ones |
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I've got a variety of metal ones in a range of sizes.
I'd start with a silicone one. They're very easy to put on, and take off in a hurry
Metal ones cannot be removed quickly, a d you have to fully relax and go soft before you can then pop your gear back through.
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Found them uncomfortable, got the multipack with 3 different sizes from LH and the biggest one felt like it was way too tight.
Maybe you just need to get use to using them
Get the string style ones with the toggle.
Waaaaay comfier and far easier to remove in an emergency.
A
Didn't even know they exist, there's are just silicone ones"
Here you go. Way more user friendly.
https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/sex-toys/cock-rings/non-vibrating-cock-rings/p/tracey-cox-edge-maximum-control-adjustable-stamina-ring/a28652g46567.html
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"Found them uncomfortable, got the multipack with 3 different sizes from LH and the biggest one felt like it was way too tight.
Maybe you just need to get use to using them
Get the string style ones with the toggle.
Waaaaay comfier and far easier to remove in an emergency.
A
Didn't even know they exist, there's are just silicone ones
Here you go. Way more user friendly.
https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/sex-toys/cock-rings/non-vibrating-cock-rings/p/tracey-cox-edge-maximum-control-adjustable-stamina-ring/a28652g46567.html
A"
That's different, you can slap the dangly bits against her if doing anal |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Found them uncomfortable, got the multipack with 3 different sizes from LH and the biggest one felt like it was way too tight.
Maybe you just need to get use to using them
Get the string style ones with the toggle.
Waaaaay comfier and far easier to remove in an emergency.
A
Didn't even know they exist, there's are just silicone ones
Here you go. Way more user friendly.
https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/sex-toys/cock-rings/non-vibrating-cock-rings/p/tracey-cox-edge-maximum-control-adjustable-stamina-ring/a28652g46567.html
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That's different, you can slap the dangly bits against her if doing anal "
Easy on, easy off and a lot more comfortable! 
A |
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"Found them uncomfortable, got the multipack with 3 different sizes from LH and the biggest one felt like it was way too tight.
Maybe you just need to get use to using them
Get the string style ones with the toggle.
Waaaaay comfier and far easier to remove in an emergency.
A
Didn't even know they exist, there's are just silicone ones
Here you go. Way more user friendly.
https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/sex-toys/cock-rings/non-vibrating-cock-rings/p/tracey-cox-edge-maximum-control-adjustable-stamina-ring/a28652g46567.html
A
That's different, you can slap the dangly bits against her if doing anal
Easy on, easy off and a lot more comfortable!
A"
Definitely looks it, thank you for the heads up |
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