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Well, that’s it then
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Life as I know it will never be the same again. Overnight everything has changed. I see the world from an entirely new perspective. The clock is ticking loudly and, it seems, quicker.
Priorities are being reordered, my place in society reconsidered. That question - “What *is* the meaning of life?” hangs heavily above my head and around my heart. My mind wanders to what the next few years will be like. Indeed, how many ‘useful’ years are left.
Why, you ask? Yesterday I found two grey chest hairs. And before you say, I agree the above may even be a bit of an under reaction. |
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"Pluck em and pretend that never happened. That's what I do with genital warts.
I am joking for the love of god  "
Of course you're joking. You draw faces on some and use the rest to play dot-to-dot |
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"Pluck em and pretend that never happened. That's what I do with genital warts.
I am joking for the love of god
People always say joking when they slip up…. 
Where's the delete button?! "
Haha… way to late for that…. |
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Unfortunately you realise you also missed the opportunity of laser hair removal as does not work on light or grey hair apparently. Just get yourself a bottle of wine put some fado music on and wallow on self pity. Hopefully it will all be forgotten by next day though you may have to repeat the treatment when the wrinkles, saggy skin and black circles under the eye make an appearance |
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By *mf123Man
over a year ago
with one foot out the door |
"I've heard life gets even worse again for men when their balls touch the water in the toilet.
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this is why old people retire to warm countrys when the morning shit requires a strainer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If it makes you feel any better my head is full of grey hairs and I’m only 28
I’m half grey on top already! Is it just me or are we as a race getting greyer earlier than our forebears?"
I’m not sure. My dad went grey in his early 20’s so I think I was doomed anyway  |
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"If it makes you feel any better my head is full of grey hairs and I’m only 28
I’m half grey on top already! Is it just me or are we as a race getting greyer earlier than our forebears?
I’m not sure. My dad went grey in his early 20’s so I think I was doomed anyway "
Doomed is not the way…..embrace sounds better and just be a distinguished individual.. |
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"It's the grey walrus eyebrows that are the worst. Especially when you're trying to look all sexy in something tight fitting.
At least you aren't there yet, Felix.  "
Haha! Eyebrows can be trimmed. It’s the tusks that puts people off |
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"I’ll get you one of those mobility scooters sorted Felix.
It will be fine dear
Benidorm 
I am Madge  "
I’ve never seen this programme but feel it should now be added to my watchlist. Is it actually any good or is it painful watching for an outrageous snob? |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"It's the grey walrus eyebrows that are the worst. Especially when you're trying to look all sexy in something tight fitting.
At least you aren't there yet, Felix.
Haha! Eyebrows can be trimmed. It’s the tusks that puts people off "
I feel that chest hair can be shaved (no, it can; I do), but eyebrows can only be trimmed to a point, and then you look like a an alien.
And as for tusks, those are my vampire fangs.  |
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I'm sorry to hear this Félìx.
At least you've still got another four years until you can apply for the Sun Life · Over 50 Plan, life assurance. You get a free Parker Pen™ just to enquire and a Goblin™ Teasmade when it's all done. |
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"I'm sorry to hear this Félìx.
At least you've still got another four years until you can apply for the Sun Life · Over 50 Plan, life assurance. You get a free Parker Pen™ just to enquire and a Goblin™ Teasmade when it's all done."
Thanks, Nero, that gives me something to aim for! At least I won’t expire through despair (although I was hoping for a different kind of gobblin….) |
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"I’ll get you one of those mobility scooters sorted Felix.
It will be fine dear
Benidorm
I am Madge
I’ve never seen this programme but feel it should now be added to my watchlist. Is it actually any good or is it painful watching for an outrageous snob? "
It’s absolutely brilliant. We could watch it at yours if you like? |
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"I’ll get you one of those mobility scooters sorted Felix.
It will be fine dear
Benidorm
I am Madge
I’ve never seen this programme but feel it should now be added to my watchlist. Is it actually any good or is it painful watching for an outrageous snob?
It’s absolutely brilliant. We could watch it at yours if you like? "
Is that before or after we play Prince?! |
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"It's the grey pubes that are really soul destroying 
J
Shave. Problem solved
Nah, I don't like being completely bare. There's few enough that I can pluck them out for now
J"
Can you reach the end by your ankles…?
Yes, it’s the same joke. But it’s fucking funny so I went with it. |
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freakish actually!! 
*faints*
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