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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
... and the womenfolk, they are a-calling.
It is that time again gents. I'm requesting your compliance. We need our desires to be sated, our thirst to be quenched. And because I'm writing the thread, I get to choose. This evening, I'm looking for your HAND DOWN PANTS pictures. Black and white, colour, fully clothed, open shirts, topless, actually even hand down towel. I want them all.
I want to see those pants or trousers riding low on your hips, with your hand slipping in to cup the goodies inside. Make me wish that was my hand diving in, cupping your hot, hardening, pulsing.... 
Sorry... got carried away. My bad.
I want to imagine you standing in front of me, teasing me as you slowly undress. Knowing that when you move your hand again it's going to be to set your rock solid cock free so I can move forward and take it in my mouth. I need to see that picture. The tease, the temptation.
Make my lips wet and my mouth dry. Make my breath catch in my throat as you cup and gently stroke your... 
Sweet baby Jesus on a bicycle. I do apologise. Bit... erm... warm in here.
If you're hard... I want the outline of your hand gripping your erection. Straining against the fabric. That spot of liquid desire that removes all doubt that you're ready.
Ahem. Obviously I mean we. All references to me being a raging pervert are obviously all the ladies of the Lounge. Not just me. I'm sweet and innocent.
Give us what we want. Give us what we need. Please. And don't make us search for it.... put it as your profile picture and let us all see what you're offering  |
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Posh, the absolute worst thing about these threads is when the profile pic is far down in someone's gallery... and I have to go looking through all the pretty pictures to find it so I can fab it...
Such a chore but someone has to do it, sigh.
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"Posh, the absolute worst thing about these threads is when the profile pic is far down in someone's gallery... and I have to go looking through all the pretty pictures to find it so I can fab it...
Such a chore but someone has to do it, sigh.
J"
Hard life innit  |
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If there's one thing I was looking forward to, on my return, it was your threads NSP. Never change my dear 
New photo taken and profile picture duly updated
I couldn't remember every criteria for the picture but hopefully this satiates one or two x |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Posh, the absolute worst thing about these threads is when the profile pic is far down in someone's gallery... and I have to go looking through all the pretty pictures to find it so I can fab it...
Such a chore but someone has to do it, sigh.
J"
I know!
It. Is. So. Sad.
I. Am. So. Sad. About. It.
Honest. |
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"Posh, the absolute worst thing about these threads is when the profile pic is far down in someone's gallery... and I have to go looking through all the pretty pictures to find it so I can fab it...
Such a chore but someone has to do it, sigh.
J"
You're welcome... I'm mean I'm so sorry
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over a year ago
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"The closest I can muster up for ya Posh, doesn’t come with pants. So I guess, you don’t wanna be seeing that.
Profile picture Mr... doooooooo it "
There you go. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"If there's one thing I was looking forward to, on my return, it was your threads NSP. Never change my dear
New photo taken and profile picture duly updated
I couldn't remember every criteria for the picture but hopefully this satiates one or two x"
I've literally just figured out who you are! Doh! Hi
It works for me... and the perverts |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"The closest I can muster up for ya Posh, doesn’t come with pants. So I guess, you don’t wanna be seeing that.
Profile picture Mr... doooooooo it
There you go. "
That's the spirit |
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"Since you ask so nicely.
There is a video, too - October, I think? - which I prefer, but we can't make videos profiles. A sad world.
*faints*
Wake me up tomorrow please Posh  "
That's your third, LB. I think you need to see a doctor.
Yours, Dr YOLO. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Since you ask so nicely.
There is a video, too - October, I think? - which I prefer, but we can't make videos profiles. A sad world."
That is a sad world. Also sad we cannot download them .
I don't suppose... by any chance... you need a spot of assistance? Because if you did... I mean... just to be friendly... I'd like to offer my mouth.
I mean hand.
Actually. I mean both |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
"Since you ask so nicely.
There is a video, too - October, I think? - which I prefer, but we can't make videos profiles. A sad world."
Because you didn't specify which video I had to watch them all, that first video I had to watch twice!  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"The last one of these was the *best ever* photo of me, so I can't beat that, but a quick new one since you asked so nicely. Shall I leave the rugby jersey on ?
B"
Um... when you say on... do you mean on you or on the floor?
The last one was fine too... but I feel new is always exciting |
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"Since you ask so nicely.
There is a video, too - October, I think? - which I prefer, but we can't make videos profiles. A sad world.
*faints*
Wake me up tomorrow please Posh
That's your third, LB. I think you need to see a doctor.
Yours, Dr YOLO."
Thanks YOLO… I appear to have got really really warm all of a sudden |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I’m here now… sorry I’m a bit late. Can I squeeze onto the front row please?
You, my love, can squeeze anywhere you like
Oh I will then… thank you "
Warm your hands first please darling |
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"I've literally just figured out who you are! Doh! Hi
It works for me... and the perverts "
Haha it's been a couple of years to be fair! Hi
You do seem to have quite the band of merry perverts...not that I'm complaining
I've a video which may be of interest too but lil old unverified me can't post it so we'll save that for another day |
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"Since you ask so nicely.
There is a video, too - October, I think? - which I prefer, but we can't make videos profiles. A sad world.
*faints*
Wake me up tomorrow please Posh
That's your third, LB. I think you need to see a doctor.
Yours, Dr YOLO."
Ummm, I feel faint too
J |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Since you ask so nicely.
There is a video, too - October, I think? - which I prefer, but we can't make videos profiles. A sad world.
*faints*
Wake me up tomorrow please Posh "
I'll slip under you so you can use my boobs as a pillow |
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"I’m here now… sorry I’m a bit late. Can I squeeze onto the front row please?
You, my love, can squeeze anywhere you like
Oh I will then… thank you
Warm your hands first please darling "
I’m always hot |
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"Since you ask so nicely.
There is a video, too - October, I think? - which I prefer, but we can't make videos profiles. A sad world.
*faints*
Wake me up tomorrow please Posh
That's your third, LB. I think you need to see a doctor.
Yours, Dr YOLO.
Ummm, I feel faint too
J"
Come in, the Dr will see you now.
[Plot twist: the username I didn't know I needed] |
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"Since you ask so nicely.
There is a video, too - October, I think? - which I prefer, but we can't make videos profiles. A sad world.
That is a sad world. Also sad we cannot download them .
I don't suppose... by any chance... you need a spot of assistance? Because if you did... I mean... just to be friendly... I'd like to offer my mouth.
I mean hand.
Actually. I mean both "
I love the generous spirit of the Lounge. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I've literally just figured out who you are! Doh! Hi
It works for me... and the perverts
Haha it's been a couple of years to be fair! Hi
You do seem to have quite the band of merry perverts...not that I'm complaining
I've a video which may be of interest too but lil old unverified me can't post it so we'll save that for another day "
How has it been that long!?
Now I want a video. Go meet someone. Now. And get verified. And post the video.
The one you mentioned. Not of the meet.
Well... I mean... if you want to post that too (with consent) then feel free |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I’m here now… sorry I’m a bit late. Can I squeeze onto the front row please?
You, my love, can squeeze anywhere you like
Oh I will then… thank you
Warm your hands first please darling
I’m always hot "
Ice, dear? |
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"Since you ask so nicely.
There is a video, too - October, I think? - which I prefer, but we can't make videos profiles. A sad world.
Because you didn't specify which video I had to watch them all, that first video I had to watch twice! "
You just made my evening! Thank you, and hello again...it's been a while. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Since you ask so nicely.
There is a video, too - October, I think? - which I prefer, but we can't make videos profiles. A sad world.
*faints*
Wake me up tomorrow please Posh
That's your third, LB. I think you need to see a doctor.
Yours, Dr YOLO.
Ummm, I feel faint too
J
Come in, the Dr will see you now.
[Plot twist: the username I didn't know I needed]"
I'm taking credit for that... |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Since you ask so nicely.
There is a video, too - October, I think? - which I prefer, but we can't make videos profiles. A sad world.
That is a sad world. Also sad we cannot download them .
I don't suppose... by any chance... you need a spot of assistance? Because if you did... I mean... just to be friendly... I'd like to offer my mouth.
I mean hand.
Actually. I mean both
I love the generous spirit of the Lounge. "
It has been said I'm generous |
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"I’m here now… sorry I’m a bit late. Can I squeeze onto the front row please?
You, my love, can squeeze anywhere you like
Oh I will then… thank you
Warm your hands first please darling
I’m always hot
Ice, dear? "
Yes please… mouth to mouth  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I’m here now… sorry I’m a bit late. Can I squeeze onto the front row please?
You, my love, can squeeze anywhere you like
Oh I will then… thank you
Warm your hands first please darling
I’m always hot
Ice, dear?
Yes please… mouth to mouth "
That's the only way |
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"How has it been that long!?
Now I want a video. Go meet someone. Now. And get verified. And post the video.
The one you mentioned. Not of the meet.
Well... I mean... if you want to post that too (with consent) then feel free "
Be calm your fluttering quim, all in good time
Good things come to those who wait. Or....those who beg for them |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"How has it been that long!?
Now I want a video. Go meet someone. Now. And get verified. And post the video.
The one you mentioned. Not of the meet.
Well... I mean... if you want to post that too (with consent) then feel free
Be calm your fluttering quim, all in good time
Good things come to those who wait. Or....those who beg for them "
Noted |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
"Since you ask so nicely.
There is a video, too - October, I think? - which I prefer, but we can't make videos profiles. A sad world.
Because you didn't specify which video I had to watch them all, that first video I had to watch twice!
You just made my evening! Thank you, and hello again...it's been a while. "
Hello to you too, it has been a while. |
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"How has it been that long!?
Now I want a video. Go meet someone. Now. And get verified. And post the video.
The one you mentioned. Not of the meet.
Well... I mean... if you want to post that too (with consent) then feel free
Be calm your fluttering quim, all in good time
Good things come to those who wait. Or....those who beg for them "
You know posh normally gets what she wants
Tinder |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Oooohhh can I join you ladies sitting on the floor in front of the front row please
Was rather hoping all these posts would be obliging men for me to go “ooooffftttt” at, but is mostly fellow perverts like me appreciating them lol
Good work so far guys "
They're so good to us
And jump on. In. In the front |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"How has it been that long!?
Now I want a video. Go meet someone. Now. And get verified. And post the video.
The one you mentioned. Not of the meet.
Well... I mean... if you want to post that too (with consent) then feel free
Be calm your fluttering quim, all in good time
Good things come to those who wait. Or....those who beg for them
You know posh normally gets what she wants
Tinder "
You say the nicest things |
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"How has it been that long!?
Now I want a video. Go meet someone. Now. And get verified. And post the video.
The one you mentioned. Not of the meet.
Well... I mean... if you want to post that too (with consent) then feel free
Be calm your fluttering quim, all in good time
Good things come to those who wait. Or....those who beg for them
You know posh normally gets what she wants
Tinder
You say the nicest things "
Tinder |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did I do it right?
Well... technically no... hand down pants was asked for.
But that works "
Had the same problem in school always answered the question I wanted it to be and not what it was asking. Hopefully enough to get a pass haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What did I miss
I don't suppose you have Mr Shiv for us?
J"
I checked and I don’t have any that matches the theme of the thread *insert crying face because fab won’t let me* |
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"What did I miss
I don't suppose you have Mr Shiv for us?
J
I checked and I don’t have any that matches the theme of the thread *insert crying face because fab won’t let me* "
This one?  I'll cry for you (and me)
J |
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"What did I miss
I don't suppose you have Mr Shiv for us?
J
I checked and I don’t have any that matches the theme of the thread *insert crying face because fab won’t let me*
This one? I'll cry for you (and me)
J"
Ooh J… Beef has got it going on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What did I miss
I don't suppose you have Mr Shiv for us?
J
I checked and I don’t have any that matches the theme of the thread *insert crying face because fab won’t let me*
This one? I'll cry for you (and me)
J"
That’s the one :’( !!
I’m gonna whip his ass into gear so I can start pimping him out on these threads don’t worry |
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"What did I miss
I don't suppose you have Mr Shiv for us?
J
I checked and I don’t have any that matches the theme of the thread *insert crying face because fab won’t let me*
This one? I'll cry for you (and me)
J
Ooh J… Beef has got it going on "
I'm so lucky!
Is there anyone else we can persuade to join in? *dangles the lure of the other pic I took earlier today with full boobage*
J |
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"What did I miss
I don't suppose you have Mr Shiv for us?
J
I checked and I don’t have any that matches the theme of the thread *insert crying face because fab won’t let me*
This one? I'll cry for you (and me)
J
That’s the one :’( !!
I’m gonna whip his ass into gear so I can start pimping him out on these threads don’t worry "
Ah, it's because your apostrophe is at a different angle for some reason. Mine is straight and yours is jaunty. 
But yes, pimp and stuff
J |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm already prepared
Yes. Yes you are
Pure coincidence, you understand.
I sure do, it's almost like I inspired you to start the thread "
I'm pleading the 5th |
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"What did I miss
I don't suppose you have Mr Shiv for us?
J
I checked and I don’t have any that matches the theme of the thread *insert crying face because fab won’t let me*
This one? I'll cry for you (and me)
J
Ooh J… Beef has got it going on
I'm so lucky!
Is there anyone else we can persuade to join in? *dangles the lure of the other pic I took earlier today with full boobage*
J"
I thought you realised that was just a given… |
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"Is there anyone else we can persuade to join in? *dangles the lure of the other pic I took earlier today with full boobage*
J
I thought you realised that was just a given… "
I'm a bit sad no one took me up on it
J |
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"Is there anyone else we can persuade to join in? *dangles the lure of the other pic I took earlier today with full boobage*
J
I thought you realised that was just a given…
I'm a bit sad no one took me up on it
J"
Oh they will |
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"Is there anyone else we can persuade to join in? *dangles the lure of the other pic I took earlier today with full boobage*
J
I thought you realised that was just a given…
I'm a bit sad no one took me up on it
J
Oh they will "
Is this one of those 'if you build it' things? Right I'll get them out. Gimme a minute to upload...
J |
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over a year ago
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"After a write up like that how could I not
Oh gosh... you certainly did us proud
Rose to the challenge, some might say "
Pleasure to be of service posh...
Time remaining 11:56 lol |
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"Is there anyone else we can persuade to join in? *dangles the lure of the other pic I took earlier today with full boobage*
J
I thought you realised that was just a given…
I'm a bit sad no one took me up on it
J
Oh they will
Is this one of those 'if you build it' things? Right I'll get them out. Gimme a minute to upload...
J"
Just like Jim Morrison and the weird naked Indian guy said… if you book them. They will come |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"Is there anyone else we can persuade to join in? *dangles the lure of the other pic I took earlier today with full boobage*
J
I thought you realised that was just a given…
I'm a bit sad no one took me up on it
J
Oh they will
Is this one of those 'if you build it' things? Right I'll get them out. Gimme a minute to upload...
J"
Yes  |
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"Is there anyone else we can persuade to join in? *dangles the lure of the other pic I took earlier today with full boobage*
J
I thought you realised that was just a given…
I'm a bit sad no one took me up on it
J
Oh they will
Is this one of those 'if you build it' things? Right I'll get them out. Gimme a minute to upload...
J
Yes "
Done. Right at the end of the thread with not much space for new 'hands in pants' pics. I didn't think this through.
J |
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