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What is the secret kink of the poster above?
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
And in case you're not sure, this is meant to be light hearted 
I'm picturing Jennie above me 
She secretly likes to rub her naked body in crushed pickled onion monster munch before dressing and going for a meet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Loves TVs 
Wears his pants for a week without washing
Likes to have sex wearing chicken feathers
Loves receiving oral from people with dentures. "
Incorporates honey into her handjobs  |
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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago
Ilkeston |
"Loves TVs
Wears his pants for a week without washing
Likes to have sex wearing chicken feathers
Loves receiving oral from people with dentures.
Incorporates honey into her handjobs "
Loves to be spanked with a lettuce |
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"Loves TVs
Wears his pants for a week without washing
Likes to have sex wearing chicken feathers
Loves receiving oral from people with dentures.
Incorporates honey into her handjobs "
Drinks camp coffee straight from the bottle. |
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Rubbing yourself in Pickled Onion Monster Munch before a meet isn't a kink, it's just alluringly good manners.
Only being able to orgasm on the saddle of a Raleigh Chopper, like the poster above - now that's a kink. Damn impractical one, too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Likes meeting really hairy men and playing "apes" - pretending (usually) to pick bugs out their fur and eating them. "
Enjoys naked crown green bowls, loser has to drain all the old men players |
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Mrs Married Explorer gets turned on by stealing men’s formal shirts- but only the posh M&S ones with the stiffener in the collar.
Mr Married Explorer is finding it increasingly difficult to explain why he has to wear formal shirts around the building site. |
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By *r_BigHeadMan
over a year ago
The Naughty Step (aka Northampton) |
"Likes dressing up as the chuckle brothers and spit roasting their playmates whilst they are planking.
To me, to you."
Hahaha
Easily interchangeable with Mario and Luigi costumes as well for the gamers on here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Covering themselves with soap and washing by the looks of it,! Clean body dirty mind I expect lol"
Drawing a pair of eyes above his smooth cock and pretending his cock is Pinocchio's nose. "Come here Fairy Godmother, you ever been with a REAL boy?" |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
London |
"Covering themselves with soap and washing by the looks of it,! Clean body dirty mind I expect lol
Drawing a pair of eyes above his smooth cock and pretending his cock is Pinocchio's nose. "Come here Fairy Godmother, you ever been with a REAL boy?""
3 cocks 1 hole |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Covering themselves with soap and washing by the looks of it,! Clean body dirty mind I expect lol
Drawing a pair of eyes above his smooth cock and pretending his cock is Pinocchio's nose. "Come here Fairy Godmother, you ever been with a REAL boy?"
3 cocks 1 hole "
3 holes 1 cock |
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"Covering themselves with soap and washing by the looks of it,! Clean body dirty mind I expect lol
Drawing a pair of eyes above his smooth cock and pretending his cock is Pinocchio's nose. "Come here Fairy Godmother, you ever been with a REAL boy?"
3 cocks 1 hole
3 holes 1 cock "
Putting Lego bricks in their anus |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Likes pushing shelled snails up his urethra then shooting them out
Locked and loaded. Pew! Pew!
Vorarephilia.
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Loves a reach around from a Spider Monkey  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Likes pushing shelled snails up his urethra then shooting them out
Locked and loaded. Pew! Pew!
Vorarephilia.
Loves a reach around from a Spider Monkey
Loves banana sweets up the bum "
Sideways  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pouring pickle juice over himself whilst snorting diced pickles.
It's pineapple not pickle
Licking fluff out of peoples belly buttons"
Having fluff licked from his bellybutton |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
London |
"Cottaging
They are obsessed with the scent of anything thats stripy, black and white, so badgers balls and scunks!
Oh and mint humbugs  "
Younger men using all the orifices while making light gags |
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"Like to nibble each others toenails when making out"
Danger sploshing- she’s lactose intolerant but can only orgasm when having allergic reactions to large quantities of cream, custard or rice pudding. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Like to nibble each others toenails when making out
Danger sploshing- she’s lactose intolerant but can only orgasm when having allergic reactions to large quantities of cream, custard or rice pudding."
Baggy bumholes |
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"Loves to visualise the Mario bros joining them for a gang bang
Having sex with a watermelon while singing god save the king."
Eating thr watermelon after its been used for sex, whilst listening to cbebbies theme tune |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Loves to visualise the Mario bros joining them for a gang bang
Having sex with a watermelon while singing god save the king."
Omg.... how did you know? |
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"Loves to visualise the Mario bros joining them for a gang bang
Having sex with a watermelon while singing god save the king.
Omg.... how did you know?
Psychic ability.  "
Ooooft - makes me speechless!! |
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By *.T.Man
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"Loves to visualise the Mario bros joining them for a gang bang
Having sex with a watermelon while singing god save the king.
Omg.... how did you know?
Psychic ability. "
Love dresses as a Dominatrix Priti Patel whilst Cat dresses as Boris (mop for a wig, oversized suit with shirt sleeves that are too long). She then whips him mercilessly to the tune of Thomas The Tank Engine as he writes on a blackboard "I didn't know it was a party despite the food, booze, strippers and karaoke machine" 100 times... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Likes to open a bag of mini eggs in tescos, lick off the flavour and put them back on the shelf. I won't even tell you what they do in the frozen aisle with the fish fingers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Likes to open a bag of mini eggs in tescos, lick off the flavour and put them back on the shelf. I won't even tell you what they do in the frozen aisle with the fish fingers."
Oh do tell, and then there’s the yoghurt… |
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"Likes to open a bag of mini eggs in tescos, lick off the flavour and put them back on the shelf. I won't even tell you what they do in the frozen aisle with the fish fingers.
Oh do tell, and then there’s the yoghurt…"
Dresses up as a cow, goes on to the field to graze and then back to the cattle shed for a good milking. |
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"Likes to open a bag of mini eggs in tescos, lick off the flavour and put them back on the shelf. I won't even tell you what they do in the frozen aisle with the fish fingers.
Oh do tell, and then there’s the yoghurt…
Dresses up as a cow, goes on to the field to graze and then back to the cattle shed for a good milking."
Sex on public beaches |
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