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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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This weeks lottery or millionaires raffle numbers please............
Failing that I'll make do with some r&r time after a busy weeks work...... What would the rest of the community like ?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This weeks lottery or millionaires raffle numbers please............
Failing that I'll make do with some r&r time after a busy weeks work...... What would the rest of the community like ? "
A cure for my bruised bottom please.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This weeks lottery or millionaires raffle numbers please............
Failing that I'll make do with some r&r time after a busy weeks work...... What would the rest of the community like ? A cure for my bruised bottom please. "
Need it rubbing better? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This weeks lottery or millionaires raffle numbers please............
Failing that I'll make do with some r&r time after a busy weeks work...... What would the rest of the community like ? A cure for my bruised bottom please.
Need it rubbing better? "
Only if you are very very gentle.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"This weeks lottery or millionaires raffle numbers please............
Failing that I'll make do with some r&r time after a busy weeks work...... What would the rest of the community like ? A cure for my bruised bottom please.
Need it rubbing better? Only if you are very very gentle. "
Warming my hands as I speak  |
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"This weeks lottery or millionaires raffle numbers please............
Failing that I'll make do with some r&r time after a busy weeks work...... What would the rest of the community like ? A cure for my bruised bottom please.
Need it rubbing better? Only if you are very very gentle.
Warming my hands as I speak "
Apply arnica cream - it really does help.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"This weeks lottery or millionaires raffle numbers please............
Failing that I'll make do with some r&r time after a busy weeks work...... What would the rest of the community like ? A cure for my bruised bottom please.
Need it rubbing better? Only if you are very very gentle.
Warming my hands as I speak
Apply arnica cream - it really does help. "
Never heard it called that before |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This weeks lottery or millionaires raffle numbers please............
Failing that I'll make do with some r&r time after a busy weeks work...... What would the rest of the community like ? A cure for my bruised bottom please.
Need it rubbing better? Only if you are very very gentle.
Warming my hands as I speak
Apply arnica cream - it really does help. "
Can you get that from a chemist? |
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"This weeks lottery or millionaires raffle numbers please............
Failing that I'll make do with some r&r time after a busy weeks work...... What would the rest of the community like ? A cure for my bruised bottom please.
Need it rubbing better? Only if you are very very gentle.
Warming my hands as I speak
Apply arnica cream - it really does help. Can you get that from a chemist?"
Yep. Just ask. |
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"New hip and legs please.
Should have come yesterday I had a sale on hips and legs, sadly sold out now "
You'd best pull yer finger out and send her flowees like the ones you sent me. Just to cheer her up. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"New hip and legs please.
Should have come yesterday I had a sale on hips and legs, sadly sold out now
You'd best pull yer finger out and send her flowees like the ones you sent me. Just to cheer her up. "
Suppose you'll want me to deliver them too |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"New hip and legs please.
Should have come yesterday I had a sale on hips and legs, sadly sold out now
You'd best pull yer finger out and send her flowees like the ones you sent me. Just to cheer her up.
Suppose you'll want me to deliver them too "
yes please... Just dont expect me to answer the door.... I'm currently legless |
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"New hip and legs please.
Should have come yesterday I had a sale on hips and legs, sadly sold out now
You'd best pull yer finger out and send her flowees like the ones you sent me. Just to cheer her up.
Suppose you'll want me to deliver them too
yes please... Just dont expect me to answer the door.... I'm currently legless "
(I would suggest you consider taking advantage of her while she's incapacitated, but I doubt she's ever THAT incapacitated. I will however notify the local armed response team if you don't post for 48 hours. I'm sure she'll let you out by then.  ) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"New hip and legs please.
Should have come yesterday I had a sale on hips and legs, sadly sold out now
You'd best pull yer finger out and send her flowees like the ones you sent me. Just to cheer her up.
Suppose you'll want me to deliver them too
yes please... Just dont expect me to answer the door.... I'm currently legless
(I would suggest you consider taking advantage of her while she's incapacitated, but I doubt she's ever THAT incapacitated. I will however notify the local armed response team if you don't post for 48 hours. I'm sure she'll let you out by then. )"
Thank you for the concern of my welfare, much appreciated |
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"Oi TD, it'a standard 72hr non posting period in Scotylandshire "
Oops, my bad. 
Right then swingle, hand deliver the flowers and if you don't post for three days I'll call in the SWAT team.
Enjoy him _muma! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Oi TD, it'a standard 72hr non posting period in Scotylandshire
Oops, my bad.
Right then swingle, hand deliver the flowers and if you don't post for three days I'll call in the SWAT team.
Enjoy him _muma! "
Right need some provisions.......... Tenants extra....... Check
Deep fried mars bar.......... Soggy but check
Flowers........... Via crem ..... Check
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"Oi TD, it'a standard 72hr non posting period in Scotylandshire
Oops, my bad.
Right then swingle, hand deliver the flowers and if you don't post for three days I'll call in the SWAT team.
Enjoy him _muma!
Right need some provisions.......... Tenants extra....... Check
Deep fried mars bar.......... Soggy but check
Flowers........... Via crem ..... Check
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Oooh! Don't forget to take a bottle for her. I believe something called buckie is the appropriate drink of choice north of the border.  |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"Oi TD, it'a standard 72hr non posting period in Scotylandshire
Oops, my bad.
Right then swingle, hand deliver the flowers and if you don't post for three days I'll call in the SWAT team.
Enjoy him _muma!
Right need some provisions.......... Tenants extra....... Check
Deep fried mars bar.......... Soggy but check
Flowers........... Via crem ..... Check
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Boak and boak to the first 2 and nae buckie either!!!
Surely by crem you really mean interflora |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Oi TD, it'a standard 72hr non posting period in Scotylandshire
Oops, my bad.
Right then swingle, hand deliver the flowers and if you don't post for three days I'll call in the SWAT team.
Enjoy him _muma!
Right need some provisions.......... Tenants extra....... Check
Deep fried mars bar.......... Soggy but check
Flowers........... Via crem ..... Check
Boak and boak to the first 2 and nae buckie either!!!
Surely by crem you really mean interflora "
You think I'm made of money |
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"Oi TD, it'a standard 72hr non posting period in Scotylandshire
Oops, my bad.
Right then swingle, hand deliver the flowers and if you don't post for three days I'll call in the SWAT team.
Enjoy him _muma!
Right need some provisions.......... Tenants extra....... Check
Deep fried mars bar.......... Soggy but check
Flowers........... Via crem ..... Check
Boak and boak to the first 2 and nae buckie either!!!
Surely by crem you really mean interflora "
It's COD* _muma, I wouldn't be so picky. Sounds like he'll have plenty of fuel so you won't even have to give him rest breaks.
*cock on delivery |
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"To feel human again... After four days this is doing my head in and I feel the worst I have all week  "
Awww go steam yer head!
(don't panic ruggers, comedy reference to another thread with symptom relieving advice ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"To feel human again... After four days this is doing my head in and I feel the worst I have all week
Awww go steam yer head!
(don't panic ruggers, comedy reference to another thread with symptom relieving advice )"
All steamed out, just beginning to wonder if I should find a nice man to help me work up a sweat x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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a week away somewhere in a log cabin with an open fire without my daughter (love her dearly but it would be nice for a break) where i can just chill out, gather my thoughts and truly relax |
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"To be able to sleep on my side. It's two weeks after surgery and I've just had my first bath - yay!
But I still can't comfortably lie on my side. And I always sleep on my side!  "
Sends a cushion lined hammock to Sheffield
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"To be able to sleep on my side. It's two weeks after surgery and I've just had my first bath - yay!
But I still can't comfortably lie on my side. And I always sleep on my side!
Sends a cushion lined hammock to Sheffield
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I've got a really comfy bed, but a slowly healing post surgery body that makes me swear if I try to lie on my side. |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"To be able to sleep on my side. It's two weeks after surgery and I've just had my first bath - yay!
But I still can't comfortably lie on my side. And I always sleep on my side!
Sends a cushion lined hammock to Sheffield
I've got a really comfy bed, but a slowly healing post surgery body that makes me swear if I try to lie on my side. "
with you on that one.... Sympathy and hugs to you xx |
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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago
yumsville |
"This weeks lottery or millionaires raffle numbers please............
Failing that I'll make do with some r&r time after a busy weeks work...... What would the rest of the community like ? A cure for my bruised bottom please.
Need it rubbing better? Only if you are very very gentle.
Warming my hands as I speak
Apply arnica cream - it really does help. "
Or.
Sit in an ice bucket |
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"To be able to sleep on my side. It's two weeks after surgery and I've just had my first bath - yay!
But I still can't comfortably lie on my side. And I always sleep on my side!
Sends a cushion lined hammock to Sheffield
I've got a really comfy bed, but a slowly healing post surgery body that makes me swear if I try to lie on my side.
with you on that one.... Sympathy and hugs to you xx "
Gently given hugs right back atcha honey.
Have to say a memory foam mattress is a life (and joint) saver when you can't move much in bed! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This weeks lottery or millionaires raffle numbers please............
Failing that I'll make do with some r&r time after a busy weeks work...... What would the rest of the community like ? A cure for my bruised bottom please. "
I will offer to kiss it better you |
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