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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Is it a good idea?
Last year in May, I was out in garden and legs got so badly bitten, I was in awful pain for nearly two weeks with oozing sores . Cover body now in that jungle stuff from poundland or lemon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wife was topping up her all over tan in the back garden last week.
She later discovered a delivery had been quietly left by the gate.
Is that a euphemism? "
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"Is it a good idea?"
Good idea if you have a spot not overlooked by neighbours in the back garden and you've protected yourself from bites
Really bad idea in the front garden and could end up in all sorts of legal trouble unless you live in the middle of nowhere.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We don’t find it an issue until around teatime, then the midges come in their thousands.
They cum in their thousands. Like a midge bukkake?"
Midge bukkake, love it!!  |
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I put a load of sheets on my washing line to give myself abit of privacy from the neighbours to do a little topless sunbathing in the garden, just sat here with a nice cold drink, fab and a sudoku book pure bliss (if only I had wine) |
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