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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I just don't get why people start off saying they're into everything and when you get a bit further down the profile they're only into the missionary position   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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it is the same with people who say they are kinky!
We are a really kinky couple....blah...blah....not into wierd stuff, pain,watersports,bondage etc?????????
kinky must mean they do it with the lights on...or she has a pair of pvc knickers! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pah !!!! lights on???? NOBODYS that kinky
thats even a little extreme for me...
Deviants the lot of em !!  "
its ficking disgusting..sick people like that shouldnt be allowed on this good clean living site. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How about naked unicycling while singing Welsh choral songs is that on your list... 
Alright alright!!! who's been talking  "
You know there are no secrets on here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"or anchoring your nipples into a swiss mountainside, whilst you yodel and are being taken from behind? Skateboard helmets optional?"
Oi thats my fantasy...thief!!!!!..lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pah !!!! lights on???? NOBODYS that kinky
thats even a little extreme for me...
Deviants the lot of em !!
its ficking disgusting..sick people like that shouldnt be allowed on this good clean living site."
Totally, I mean, if you leave the lights on the vampire albino dwarves in rubber gimp suits fighten the sacrificial goats FFS, and skittish goats are very messy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"or anchoring your nipples into a swiss mountainside, whilst you yodel and are being taken from behind? Skateboard helmets optional?
Oi thats my fantasy...thief!!!!!..lol "
well get them anchored in and start yodelling...im behiiiiinnnd you... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pah !!!! lights on???? NOBODYS that kinky
thats even a little extreme for me...
Deviants the lot of em !!
its ficking disgusting..sick people like that shouldnt be allowed on this good clean living site.
Totally, I mean, if you leave the lights on the vampire albino dwarves in rubber gimp suits fighten the sacrificial goats FFS, and skittish goats are very messy "
Just stare at the goats.....then they faint........sorted |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How about naked unicycling while singing Welsh choral songs is that on your list...
Alright alright!!! who's been talking
You know there are no secrets on here "
Oh there are tho' hp .... he didn't mention the leeks sticking out of our backsides ............. DOH! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"or anchoring your nipples into a swiss mountainside, whilst you yodel and are being taken from behind? Skateboard helmets optional?
Oi thats my fantasy...thief!!!!!..lol
well get them anchored in and start yodelling...im behiiiiinnnd you..."
Puts on a Heidi wig and starts yodelling in the hope hes mistaken for the milk maid so Raps doesnt take him from behind.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pah !!!! lights on???? NOBODYS that kinky
thats even a little extreme for me...
Deviants the lot of em !!
its ficking disgusting..sick people like that shouldnt be allowed on this good clean living site.
Totally, I mean, if you leave the lights on the vampire albino dwarves in rubber gimp suits fighten the sacrificial goats FFS, and skittish goats are very messy
Just stare at the goats.....then they faint........sorted "
**** Thinks Honey has a George Clooney role play theme in mind **** |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pah !!!! lights on???? NOBODYS that kinky
thats even a little extreme for me...
Deviants the lot of em !!
its ficking disgusting..sick people like that shouldnt be allowed on this good clean living site.
Totally, I mean, if you leave the lights on the vampire albino dwarves in rubber gimp suits fighten the sacrificial goats FFS, and skittish goats are very messy
Just stare at the goats.....then they faint........sorted
**** Thinks Honey has a George Clooney role play theme in mind **** "
George Clooney oh the shame of the woman!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How about naked unicycling while singing Welsh choral songs is that on your list...
Alright alright!!! who's been talking
You know there are no secrets on here
Oh there are tho' hp .... he didn't mention the leeks sticking out of our backsides ............. DOH! "
PMSL at the image in my head right now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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*sings* high on the hill was a lonely goat oh yadel oh yadel oh lay eeee ooooh ...... so I was lonely too so me and the goat got chatting and then ........ err! oh nothing, no goat "whistles"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How about naked unicycling while singing Welsh choral songs is that on your list...
Alright alright!!! who's been talking
You know there are no secrets on here
Oh there are tho' hp .... he didn't mention the leeks sticking out of our backsides ............. DOH!
PMSL at the image in my head right now "
PHEW, Im glad I read that properly this time, I thought it was leaky backsides, even I cringed a little  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How about naked unicycling while singing Welsh choral songs is that on your list...
Alright alright!!! who's been talking
You know there are no secrets on here
Oh there are tho' hp .... he didn't mention the leeks sticking out of our backsides ............. DOH!
PMSL at the image in my head right now "
It's a common sight round our way |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How about naked unicycling while singing Welsh choral songs is that on your list...
Alright alright!!! who's been talking
You know there are no secrets on here
Oh there are tho' hp .... he didn't mention the leeks sticking out of our backsides ............. DOH!
PMSL at the image in my head right now
PHEW, Im glad I read that properly this time, I thought it was leaky backsides, even I cringed a little "
pmsl |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How about naked unicycling while singing Welsh choral songs is that on your list...
Alright alright!!! who's been talking
You know there are no secrets on here
Oh there are tho' hp .... he didn't mention the leeks sticking out of our backsides ............. DOH!
PMSL at the image in my head right now
PHEW, Im glad I read that properly this time, I thought it was leaky backsides, even I cringed a little "
Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"or anchoring your nipples into a swiss mountainside, whilst you yodel and are being taken from behind? Skateboard helmets optional?
Oi thats my fantasy...thief!!!!!..lol
well get them anchored in and start yodelling...im behiiiiinnnd you...
Puts on a Heidi wig and starts yodelling in the hope hes mistaken for the milk maid so Raps doesnt take him from behind.. "
my dont you look a sweetie.x...incoming....mwahahahahah |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"or anchoring your nipples into a swiss mountainside, whilst you yodel and are being taken from behind? Skateboard helmets optional?
Oi thats my fantasy...thief!!!!!..lol
well get them anchored in and start yodelling...im behiiiiinnnd you...
Puts on a Heidi wig and starts yodelling in the hope hes mistaken for the milk maid so Raps doesnt take him from behind.. "
That won't save you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"or anchoring your nipples into a swiss mountainside, whilst you yodel and are being taken from behind? Skateboard helmets optional?
Oi thats my fantasy...thief!!!!!..lol
well get them anchored in and start yodelling...im behiiiiinnnd you...
Puts on a Heidi wig and starts yodelling in the hope hes mistaken for the milk maid so Raps doesnt take him from behind..
That won't save you "
Hell time to call in re-inforcements..friends romans,leprechauns and imps come to my aid against the evil botty prodder Raps..we will conquer and be victorious!!!
That or be sitting on rubber rings for days..lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"or anchoring your nipples into a swiss mountainside, whilst you yodel and are being taken from behind? Skateboard helmets optional?
Oi thats my fantasy...thief!!!!!..lol
well get them anchored in and start yodelling...im behiiiiinnnd you...
Puts on a Heidi wig and starts yodelling in the hope hes mistaken for the milk maid so Raps doesnt take him from behind..
That won't save you
Hell time to call in re-inforcements..friends romans,leprechauns and imps come to my aid against the evil botty prodder Raps..we will conquer and be victorious!!!
That or be sitting on rubber rings for days..lol "
*blowing up the rubber ring* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who else has a mental image of Serens wearing a tight latex "goat sheperdess's" outfit on just now ?? 
I'd look like a welsh dwarf in fancy dress mun "
Now Welsh dwarf sex that is getting kinky.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who else has a mental image of Serens wearing a tight latex "goat sheperdess's" outfit on just now ??
I'd look like a welsh dwarf in fancy dress mun
Now Welsh dwarf sex that is getting kinky.. "
Err! with the lights on too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"or anchoring your nipples into a swiss mountainside, whilst you yodel and are being taken from behind? Skateboard helmets optional?
Oi thats my fantasy...thief!!!!!..lol
well get them anchored in and start yodelling...im behiiiiinnnd you...
Puts on a Heidi wig and starts yodelling in the hope hes mistaken for the milk maid so Raps doesnt take him from behind..
That won't save you
Hell time to call in re-inforcements..friends romans,leprechauns and imps come to my aid against the evil botty prodder Raps..we will conquer and be victorious!!!
That or be sitting on rubber rings for days..lol "
Tut...your plan is foiled, I am no longer Rap the botty prodder, but rap the stealth sphincter slackener...I will be in and out before they know it...arses ahoy boys...unless the yaks have been talking out of school, then you will all know im coming! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Who else has a mental image of Serens wearing a tight latex "goat sheperdess's" outfit on just now ??
I'd look like a welsh dwarf in fancy dress mun
Now Welsh dwarf sex that is getting kinky..
Err! with the lights on too "
filthy bitch...just my type...get your arse over here lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"or anchoring your nipples into a swiss mountainside, whilst you yodel and are being taken from behind? Skateboard helmets optional?
Oi thats my fantasy...thief!!!!!..lol
well get them anchored in and start yodelling...im behiiiiinnnd you...
Puts on a Heidi wig and starts yodelling in the hope hes mistaken for the milk maid so Raps doesnt take him from behind..
That won't save you
Hell time to call in re-inforcements..friends romans,leprechauns and imps come to my aid against the evil botty prodder Raps..we will conquer and be victorious!!!
That or be sitting on rubber rings for days..lol
Tut...your plan is foiled, I am no longer Rap the botty prodder, but rap the stealth sphincter slackener...I will be in and out before they know it...arses ahoy boys...unless the yaks have been talking out of school, then you will all know im coming!"
Hey rap babes ... I have an overgrown welsh leek needing a good home, any good for bum slackening purposes for him? |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"or anchoring your nipples into a swiss mountainside, whilst you yodel and are being taken from behind? Skateboard helmets optional?
Oi thats my fantasy...thief!!!!!..lol
well get them anchored in and start yodelling...im behiiiiinnnd you...
Puts on a Heidi wig and starts yodelling in the hope hes mistaken for the milk maid so Raps doesnt take him from behind..
That won't save you
Hell time to call in re-inforcements..friends romans,leprechauns and imps come to my aid against the evil botty prodder Raps..we will conquer and be victorious!!!
That or be sitting on rubber rings for days..lol
*blowing up the rubber ring*"
And i got a puncture repair kit in case you try anything!!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Who else has a mental image of Serens wearing a tight latex "goat sheperdess's" outfit on just now ??
I'd look like a welsh dwarf in fancy dress mun
Now Welsh dwarf sex that is getting kinky..
Err! with the lights on too
filthy bitch...just my type...get your arse over here lol"
On my way a yodelling |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Who else has a mental image of Serens wearing a tight latex "goat sheperdess's" outfit on just now ??
I'd look like a welsh dwarf in fancy dress mun
Now Welsh dwarf sex that is getting kinky..
Err! with the lights on too
filthy bitch...just my type...get your arse over here lol"
Good god this is descending into depravity...dwarves,tattooed men all we need is the bearded lady and a fishman..lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"or anchoring your nipples into a swiss mountainside, whilst you yodel and are being taken from behind? Skateboard helmets optional?
Oi thats my fantasy...thief!!!!!..lol
well get them anchored in and start yodelling...im behiiiiinnnd you...
Puts on a Heidi wig and starts yodelling in the hope hes mistaken for the milk maid so Raps doesnt take him from behind..
That won't save you
Hell time to call in re-inforcements..friends romans,leprechauns and imps come to my aid against the evil botty prodder Raps..we will conquer and be victorious!!!
That or be sitting on rubber rings for days..lol
Tut...your plan is foiled, I am no longer Rap the botty prodder, but rap the stealth sphincter slackener...I will be in and out before they know it...arses ahoy boys...unless the yaks have been talking out of school, then you will all know im coming!
Hey rap babes ... I have an overgrown welsh leek needing a good home, any good for bum slackening purposes for him? "
yep just bend him over on that there mountain next to tatts, just got to finish de matting the goldfish, then im coming....they wont, but then its all about me anayway lmao |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"or anchoring your nipples into a swiss mountainside, whilst you yodel and are being taken from behind? Skateboard helmets optional?
Oi thats my fantasy...thief!!!!!..lol
well get them anchored in and start yodelling...im behiiiiinnnd you...
Puts on a Heidi wig and starts yodelling in the hope hes mistaken for the milk maid so Raps doesnt take him from behind..
That won't save you
Hell time to call in re-inforcements..friends romans,leprechauns and imps come to my aid against the evil botty prodder Raps..we will conquer and be victorious!!!
That or be sitting on rubber rings for days..lol
*blowing up the rubber ring*
And i got a puncture repair kit in case you try anything!!!!
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welcome aboard...do you yodel? if not pick a strapon and exit, 3rd door on the left marked...ARGGGHHHHHHHH |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sorry, after Rap was talking about Serens in a latex outfit I kinda " zoned out" a little ( lack of blood to the brain ) did I miss anything ?? "
I try not to imagine Serens in anything too much i saw her in chat the other week and injured myself falling off my chair due to slipping on my own drool.. lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sorry, after Rap was talking about Serens in a latex outfit I kinda " zoned out" a little ( lack of blood to the brain ) did I miss anything ??
I try not to imagine Serens in anything too much i saw her in chat the other week and injured myself falling off my chair due to slipping on my own drool.. lol"
I was sat there all innocent with coffee in hand surely? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sorry, after Rap was talking about Serens in a latex outfit I kinda " zoned out" a little ( lack of blood to the brain ) did I miss anything ??
you skinned those plums yet plum?
Ripening nicely thanks "
Cool .... I'll get the salt |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sorry, after Rap was talking about Serens in a latex outfit I kinda " zoned out" a little ( lack of blood to the brain ) did I miss anything ??
I try not to imagine Serens in anything too much i saw her in chat the other week and injured myself falling off my chair due to slipping on my own drool.. lol
I was sat there all innocent with coffee in hand surely? "
Damm hussy |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sorry, after Rap was talking about Serens in a latex outfit I kinda " zoned out" a little ( lack of blood to the brain ) did I miss anything ??
I try not to imagine Serens in anything too much i saw her in chat the other week and injured myself falling off my chair due to slipping on my own drool.. lol
I was sat there all innocent with coffee in hand surely? "
I often sit in chat with hot fluid in one hand too in there ,
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Usually tea tho |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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That or be sitting on rubber rings for days..lol
*blowing up the rubber ring*
And i got a puncture repair kit in case you try anything!!!!
welcome aboard...do you yodel? if not pick a strapon and exit, 3rd door on the left marked...ARGGGHHHHHHHH"
Thats a FAB selction of strap ons you have there ma lady
And i can choose ANY???? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sorry, after Rap was talking about Serens in a latex outfit I kinda " zoned out" a little ( lack of blood to the brain ) did I miss anything ??
you skinned those plums yet plum?
Ripening nicely thanks
Cool .... I'll get the salt "
errrrr self salting |
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By (user no longer on site)
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That or be sitting on rubber rings for days..lol
*blowing up the rubber ring*
And i got a puncture repair kit in case you try anything!!!!
welcome aboard...do you yodel? if not pick a strapon and exit, 3rd door on the left marked...ARGGGHHHHHHHH
Thats a FAB selction of strap ons you have there ma lady
And i can choose ANY???? "
OHHHHH OHHHHHH we are in trouble now!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"would choose almost anything over shopping although I would draw the line at having me whatsits cuts off ......................... I think!"
Oooo that has reminded me of something |
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By (user no longer on site)
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That or be sitting on rubber rings for days..lol
*blowing up the rubber ring*
And i got a puncture repair kit in case you try anything!!!!
welcome aboard...do you yodel? if not pick a strapon and exit, 3rd door on the left marked...ARGGGHHHHHHHH
Thats a FAB selction of strap ons you have there ma lady
And i can choose ANY????
OHHHHH OHHHHHH we are in trouble now!!! "
Definetly time to find a bunker to hide in.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Right im off to Switzerland on my unicycle, naked and with a leek stuffed up my bum and with three spare ruber rings!!!
Anyone comes past me on the road just toot the horn and throw money after all i may need it to pay of the border guards.
Shopping time for me i hate it but no other bugers gonna do it..lol |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"well im not up for anything at all.....in fact the whole thread has traumatised me, i shall now have to go to mass tomorrow morning!!  "
You are going to a mass what darlin???
Is it anywhere near me, lol x |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"well im not up for anything at all.....in fact the whole thread has traumatised me, i shall now have to go to mass tomorrow morning!!
You are going to a mass what darlin???
Is it anywhere near me, lol x"
i need to be cleansed of all my sins......may be there a while....wonder if ya can do it in advance??? lol |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"well im not up for anything at all.....in fact the whole thread has traumatised me, i shall now have to go to mass tomorrow morning!!
You are going to a mass what darlin???
Is it anywhere near me, lol xi need to be cleansed of all my sins......may be there a while....wonder if ya can do it in advance??? lol "
ahahahahaha
If you could do it in advance then the churches would be stuffed to the rim and then empty!!!
How would they bug yafor donations then.
And dont they look at you rudeif you try and leave a tuppence - shold be flattered - my mum used to call my bits a tuppence - so only trying to share, pmslxxxx |
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