Not just a normal one - ones that kill a conversation stone dead…. Ones that you think… oh ffs nooooooooo - surely they’ll block me reading that!!
My offering this morning…. ‘ …… would be great fun soiling your Mrs……..!’
Not expecting that will be well received….. 
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When we were actively looking to meet, I'd placed a status commenting blank profiles are likely need not apply.
We received a message, pointing out our typo.
Seems auto correct changed blank to black. |
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"I keep reading 'types of death' and wondering why anyone asks such a macabre question when it's nearly the weekend "
Oooooh I am so tempted to start one now! |
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"Not just a normal one - ones that kill a conversation stone dead…. Ones that you think… oh ffs nooooooooo - surely they’ll block me reading that!!
My offering this morning…. ‘ …… would be great fun soiling your Mrs……..!’
Not expecting that will be well received…..
Any other examples from the learned community? "
You never know. She might be into that. |
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"I keep reading 'types of death' and wondering why anyone asks such a macabre question when it's nearly the weekend "
I only realised after reading this that it doesn't say that! 
Yesterday I was typing boing to show excitement and my phone changed it to boring. Luckily it was a post here so I could delete.
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"Autocarrot changed "you cant" to "you cunt".
Seems I use one more frequently than the other.
*invests in swear box
Pmsl obviously a work email??  "
Possibly. 
In a helpful but protracted/frustrating email exchange with a client I meant to type "should you require any additional information please do not hesitate to contact me".
In my haste I left out the word "hesitate".
Subliminal self typed what I was thinking.....  |
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