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By *rooperRed OP Man
over a year ago
Littlehampton |
There's a great parallel between Fab and winning the lottery. If you do, you know you get an email saying "News about your ticket!", much like you get a message from Fab when you have a new email.
So here's the parallel: you wake up in the morning and there are two emails, one from Fab and one from the lottery.
Now, being a bit cynical you think that the lottery win will be £3.50 tops and the email is from some bloke who wants to suck your cock.
But, you think, maybe. Maybe this is the Big One and the Fab is from that hot chick you've been hoping would contact you. Then you catch yourself on and think nah, £3.50 and cock sucking. But maybe!
So you open the emails, pulse going up. Could this be The Day? Riches AND a hot Fab? You could take her on a really good date, celebrate your massive winnings, buy a new car, heck, buy HER a new car! But seriously, you think, it'll be £3.50 and a blow job by some dude with a beard. BUT MAYBE!
The emails are slowly loading. Your palms get sweaty, dreams of riches and boobs slapping your face. Come on, load you bastard.
And then...
.
.
maybe... Just this once...
.
.
£2.50, and Barry thinks you're way hot and he wants to suck your cock.
Life goes on. FML. |
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Aah the dopamine loop messing with our melons… the yellow message box lighting up… the national lottery “you have won a prize” email and that ventral striatum gets hit right in the nads with the dopamine and oxytocin rush… |
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"There's a great parallel between Fab and winning the lottery. If you do, you know you get an email saying "News about your ticket!", much like you get a message from Fab when you have a new email.
So here's the parallel: you wake up in the morning and there are two emails, one from Fab and one from the lottery.
Now, being a bit cynical you think that the lottery win will be £3.50 tops and the email is from some bloke who wants to suck your cock.
But, you think, maybe. Maybe this is the Big One and the Fab is from that hot chick you've been hoping would contact you. Then you catch yourself on and think nah, £3.50 and cock sucking. But maybe!
So you open the emails, pulse going up. Could this be The Day? Riches AND a hot Fab? You could take her on a really good date, celebrate your massive winnings, buy a new car, heck, buy HER a new car! But seriously, you think, it'll be £3.50 and a blow job by some dude with a beard. BUT MAYBE!
The emails are slowly loading. Your palms get sweaty, dreams of riches and boobs slapping your face. Come on, load you bastard.
And then...
.
.
maybe... Just this once...
.
.
£2.50, and Barry thinks you're way hot and he wants to suck your cock.
Life goes on. FML."
This made me laugh, OP! Well written  |
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"There's a great parallel between Fab and winning the lottery. If you do, you know you get an email saying "News about your ticket!", much like you get a message from Fab when you have a new email.
So here's the parallel: you wake up in the morning and there are two emails, one from Fab and one from the lottery.
Now, being a bit cynical you think that the lottery win will be £3.50 tops and the email is from some bloke who wants to suck your cock.
But, you think, maybe. Maybe this is the Big One and the Fab is from that hot chick you've been hoping would contact you. Then you catch yourself on and think nah, £3.50 and cock sucking. But maybe!
So you open the emails, pulse going up. Could this be The Day? Riches AND a hot Fab? You could take her on a really good date, celebrate your massive winnings, buy a new car, heck, buy HER a new car! But seriously, you think, it'll be £3.50 and a blow job by some dude with a beard. BUT MAYBE!
The emails are slowly loading. Your palms get sweaty, dreams of riches and boobs slapping your face. Come on, load you bastard.
And then...
.
.
maybe... Just this once...
.
.
£2.50, and Barry thinks you're way hot and he wants to suck your cock.
Life goes on. FML."
But did you get your cock sucked?
There’s always a silver lining  |
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