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Read a status update and think ‘ so what?? Did you think we were all waiting for an update?? ‘
Like … im in the hot tub with champagne or Im switching off my mailbox… cant cope …. Fuuuuckkkk oooooffffff!!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I did once post a couple of mundane like status's for a chuckle.
Something stupid like I've done the washing and now need to go to the shop for rice.
Had a few messages that led to a good chuckle, and an attacking message with a similar but more aggressive vibe to the initial post here.
It all comes down to perception. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I do wonder if the most frequent status of ...... Need my cock sucking, if it works.
I swear this is 70% of my local updates!"
I don't know how I resist. |
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"Haha yeah I read some and think to myself oh that's nice anyway moving on.
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Exactly this! Lol
and the…..
My support is running out should I stay or go?
Or
The “I’m leaving ones”
Jog on…. Just attention seeking!  |
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Sorry?
But surely the whole point of status updates is to provide information for those people who are interested in where you are and what you are up to.
By their very nature, people who have no interest in you will find them totally without any interest !
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"The "woe is me" status updates 
Can't get a meet, I must be really ugly, just out of a relationship... Ugh. No one cares.
You're not going to get a sympathy shag."
Damn....back to the drawing board then... |
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I don't often check status updates, though when I have some have really made me smile and have prompted some great conversations.
I know what you mean though OP, there's someone local who constantly seems poised to leave the site and provides a countdown "4 days left, get in quick if you want to meet"
"3 days left so message me your socials if you want to keep in touch"
Based on the fact that every time I look he seems to be there saying the same stuff, I'm guessing it's not particularly successful. |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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I don’t pay attention unless it’s a fella I’ve hotlisted and he writes something like “last night was great - you know who you are”.
Then I’m like a meercat. The “he’s had sex!!!” alarm goes off. The silent inward sobbing starts. I fall to my knees and shout out “noooooooooooooooooooooooo”.
Thankfully, it doesn’t happen often. My knees couldn’t cope! |
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"I do wonder if the most frequent status of ...... Need my cock sucking, if it works.
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There’s any amount of guys only too willing to suck cock out there (I literally receive offers daily), so I’m sure it does work  |
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"Read a status update and think ‘ so what?? Did you think we were all waiting for an update?? ‘
Like … im in the hot tub with champagne or Im switching off my mailbox… cant cope …. Fuuuuckkkk oooooffffff!!!!
And go….. "
Did you never take part in that forum status update game? Two people would dare each other to post on their profile what the other person says, and you have to leave it on for an hour? That was funny as fook……. |
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I only read the status updates of those who are in my Friends List because they appear in my Updates. Even then it's just a casual observance but, they're my friends, it's the least I can do for them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Read a status update and think ‘ so what?? Did you think we were all waiting for an update?? ‘
Like … im in the hot tub with champagne or Im switching off my mailbox… cant cope …. Fuuuuckkkk oooooffffff!!!!
And go…..
Did you never take part in that forum status update game? Two people would dare each other to post on their profile what the other person says, and you have to leave it on for an hour? That was funny as fook……. "
I have.. Was absolute carnage and really cringe but hilarious. A sure fire way to get yourself removed from people's hotlists too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Did you never take part in that forum status update game? Two people would dare each other to post on their profile what the other person says, and you have to leave it on for an hour? That was funny as fook…….
I have.. Was absolute carnage and really cringe but hilarious. A sure fire way to get yourself removed from people's hotlists too. "
My ex FWB went ape over one of my friends pasting a status update from that Forum game - abusive messages to my friend and then took it out on me for associating with such a reprobate.
I like being notified of the status updates of friends and those on my hotlist. I also like the humourous ones and the cryptic ones. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I post updates often, and quite often cringe to flush the inbox through.... Helps get certain types on the block list faster. "
I enjoy seeing your status updates - trying to work out what the countdown was when you were in Cornwall, and then the answer when you posted about having given up ciggies. |
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"Read a status update and think ‘ so what?? Did you think we were all waiting for an update?? ‘
Like … im in the hot tub with champagne or Im switching off my mailbox… cant cope …. Fuuuuckkkk oooooffffff!!!!
And go…..
Did you never take part in that forum status update game? Two people would dare each other to post on their profile what the other person says, and you have to leave it on for an hour? That was funny as fook…….
I have.. Was absolute carnage and really cringe but hilarious. A sure fire way to get yourself removed from people's hotlists too. "
It’s a brave, brave game to take part in, and yes, consequences both good and bad, but hilarious if taken in the correct spirit. I’m sure I have less hotlists to worry about being removed from than yourself lol |
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"Read a status update and think ‘ so what?? Did you think we were all waiting for an update?? ‘
Like … im in the hot tub with champagne or Im switching off my mailbox… cant cope …. Fuuuuckkkk oooooffffff!!!!
And go….. "
Fab it to fuck it... They are always worthwhile |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nah, a status is like a feeling thought most of the time, some are useful, some are funny, others are just how someone feels in the moment, they don’t mean anything deep unless you decide to give that amount of energy to them
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You know exactly what my reply would be to a question like this OP!
Does it involve the leather flying helmet and me having to call you Kommandant Dreamy!!??  "
I worry about you sometimes |
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"You know exactly what my reply would be to a question like this OP!
Does it involve the leather flying helmet and me having to call you Kommandant Dreamy!!??
I worry about you sometimes "
Hahahaha autocorrect strikes again - corrected Dream…. To Worry!! |
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