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"I’m going on the move along bus … 
I'm driving 
Holy shit… do your feet reach the pedals? 
I'm just steering...need someone to work the pedals
I’m the same…. Let’s get off the bus and go dancing  "
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"I’m going on the move along bus …
I'm driving
Holy shit… do your feet reach the pedals?
I'm just steering...need someone to work the pedals
I’m the same…. Let’s get off the bus and go dancing "
I'm in for that and cocktails |
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"I’m going on the move along bus …
I'm driving
Holy shit… do your feet reach the pedals?
I'm just steering...need someone to work the pedals
I’m the same…. Let’s get off the bus and go dancing "
How you gonna stop it?
You cant reach the brakes  |
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"I’m going on the move along bus …
I'm driving
Holy shit… do your feet reach the pedals?
I'm just steering...need someone to work the pedals
I’m the same…. Let’s get off the bus and go dancing
I'm in for that and cocktails "
Bus to myself ? .. fantastic |
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"I’m going on the move along bus …
I'm driving
Holy shit… do your feet reach the pedals?
I'm just steering...need someone to work the pedals
I’m the same…. Let’s get off the bus and go dancing
I'm in for that and cocktails
Bus to myself ? .. fantastic "
I'm hiding the bus |
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"Perfect reply!! Go to the top of the class thus far!!
Feel free to pm if you’re bored!!
If you use the reply and quote button, people will know who you are replying to."
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"I’m going on the move along bus …
I'm driving
Holy shit… do your feet reach the pedals?
I'm just steering...need someone to work the pedals
I’m the same…. Let’s get off the bus and go dancing
I'm in for that and cocktails "
Woop woop. On it |
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"I’m going on the move along bus …
I'm driving
Holy shit… do your feet reach the pedals?
I'm just steering...need someone to work the pedals
I’m the same…. Let’s get off the bus and go dancing
How you gonna stop it?
You cant reach the brakes "
We’re jumping off silly. I love jumping |
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"I’m going on the move along bus …
I'm driving
Holy shit… do your feet reach the pedals?
I'm just steering...need someone to work the pedals
I’m the same…. Let’s get off the bus and go dancing
I'm in for that and cocktails
Bus to myself ? .. fantastic
I'm hiding the bus "
Wtf am I meant to do ? |
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"I’m going on the move along bus …
I'm driving
Holy shit… do your feet reach the pedals?
I'm just steering...need someone to work the pedals
I’m the same…. Let’s get off the bus and go dancing
I'm in for that and cocktails
Bus to myself ? .. fantastic "
Bye… laters |
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"I’m going on the move along bus …
I'm driving
Holy shit… do your feet reach the pedals?
I'm just steering...need someone to work the pedals
I’m the same…. Let’s get off the bus and go dancing
I'm in for that and cocktails
Bus to myself ? .. fantastic
Bye… laters "
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"I’m going on the move along bus …
I'm driving
Holy shit… do your feet reach the pedals?
I'm just steering...need someone to work the pedals
I’m the same…. Let’s get off the bus and go dancing
I'm in for that and cocktails
Bus to myself ? .. fantastic
I'm hiding the bus
Wtf am I meant to do ? "
You'll just have to come dancing |
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"I’m going on the move along bus …
I'm driving
Holy shit… do your feet reach the pedals?
I'm just steering...need someone to work the pedals
I’m the same…. Let’s get off the bus and go dancing
I'm in for that and cocktails
Bus to myself ? .. fantastic
I'm hiding the bus
Wtf am I meant to do ?
You'll just have to come dancing "
See sparkles now we’re talking … |
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"I'm not just any lady.
This is an M&S lady with soft sponge and a melting middle.
J
Excuse me! I am a Fortnum and Mason Champagne, truffles, and Champagne truffles lady. "
You'd be my kind of lady....if only I wasn't a teetotaller! |
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"I’m going on the move along bus …
I'm driving
Holy shit… do your feet reach the pedals?
I'm just steering...need someone to work the pedals
I’m the same…. Let’s get off the bus and go dancing
How you gonna stop it?
You cant reach the brakes
We’re jumping off silly. I love jumping "
Ermmm jumping....I'd break my ankle jumping from that height  |
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"I'm not just any lady.
This is an M&S lady with soft sponge and a melting middle.
J
Excuse me! I am a Fortnum and Mason Champagne, truffles, and Champagne truffles lady.
You'd be my kind of lady....if only I wasn't a teetotaller! "
De gustibus non est disputandem. |
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"I'm not just any lady.
This is an M&S lady with soft sponge and a melting middle.
J
Excuse me! I am a Fortnum and Mason Champagne, truffles, and Champagne truffles lady. "
Sorry, I must've got my adverts muddled 
J |
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"I'm not just any lady.
This is an M&S lady with soft sponge and a melting middle.
J
Excuse me! I am a Fortnum and Mason Champagne, truffles, and Champagne truffles lady.
You'd be my kind of lady....if only I wasn't a teetotaller! "
Orange squash for Silkstress then? |
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"I’m going on the move along bus …
I'm driving
Holy shit… do your feet reach the pedals?
I'm just steering...need someone to work the pedals
I’m the same…. Let’s get off the bus and go dancing
How you gonna stop it?
You cant reach the brakes
We’re jumping off silly. I love jumping
Ermmm jumping....I'd break my ankle jumping from that height "
Don’t worry. I’ll catch you |
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"I’m going on the move along bus …
I'm driving
Holy shit… do your feet reach the pedals?
I'm just steering...need someone to work the pedals
I’m the same…. Let’s get off the bus and go dancing
How you gonna stop it?
You cant reach the brakes
We’re jumping off silly. I love jumping
Ermmm jumping....I'd break my ankle jumping from that height
Don’t worry. I’ll catch you "
Id pay money to see that  |
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"I’m going on the move along bus …
I'm driving
Holy shit… do your feet reach the pedals?
I'm just steering...need someone to work the pedals
I’m the same…. Let’s get off the bus and go dancing
How you gonna stop it?
You cant reach the brakes
We’re jumping off silly. I love jumping
Ermmm jumping....I'd break my ankle jumping from that height
Don’t worry. I’ll catch you
Id pay money to see that "
Tickets on sale here |
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"I'm not just any lady.
This is an M&S lady with soft sponge and a melting middle.
J
Excuse me! I am a Fortnum and Mason Champagne, truffles, and Champagne truffles lady.
You'd be my kind of lady....if only I wasn't a teetotaller!
De gustibus non est disputandem. "
Different strokes for different folks. |
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"I’m going on the move along bus …
I'm driving
Holy shit… do your feet reach the pedals?
I'm just steering...need someone to work the pedals
I’m the same…. Let’s get off the bus and go dancing
How you gonna stop it?
You cant reach the brakes
We’re jumping off silly. I love jumping
Ermmm jumping....I'd break my ankle jumping from that height
Don’t worry. I’ll catch you
Id pay money to see that
Tickets on sale here "
This time next year Rodney |
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"Welcome to the forums OP. I can see it's only your second post. You'll find these threads go better if you don't just address them to the ladies. It's more fun if everyone is included
J"
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"Orange squash for Silkstress then?
Squash?! I have standards - I insist on a full fat with a lemon. Thank you."
Ah, I've just realised - the powers that be won't let me type the name of a caffeinated beverage commonly found in a red can! Well, I'm sure you can work it out. |
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"Orange squash for Silkstress then?
Squash?! I have standards - I insist on a full fat with a lemon. Thank you.
Ah, I've just realised - the powers that be won't let me type the name of a caffeinated beverage commonly found in a red can! Well, I'm sure you can work it out. "
I think its ok if you use a capital C
Coke |
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"OP.
Sometimes threads go like this. Especialky this time of night! Its likecbeing in a kindergarten sometimes.
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Tag, you're it! It’s all a bit bonkers but making me smile nonetheless!!!
^^ especially when Jennie is here "
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"Orange squash for Silkstress then?
Squash?! I have standards - I insist on a full fat Coke with a lemon. Thank you.
Ah, I've just realised - the powers that be won't let me type the name of a caffeinated beverage commonly found in a red can! Well, I'm sure you can work it out.
I think its ok if you use a capital C
Coke "
It's like a magic trick...I bow down to your typing splendour Jennie. |
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"OP.
Sometimes threads go like this. Especialky this time of night! Its likecbeing in a kindergarten sometimes.
.
.
Tag, you're it!
^^ especially when Jennie is here "
Don't mind me... Im just here for the dressing up box! |
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"What's this about a bus? Is it passing a chipper because I'm hungry?
Em xSurely you have ham sandwiches you are from tipperary after all "
Is Tipperary known for ham sandwiches?
Either way I'm not sandwich hungry I'm something greasy hungry |
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"What's this about a bus? Is it passing a chipper because I'm hungry?
Em xSurely you have ham sandwiches you are from tipperary after all
Is Tipperary known for ham sandwiches?
Either way I'm not sandwich hungry I'm something greasy hungry"
As Dylan Moran said, no one ever cam home roaring d*unk from the pub demanding salad. |
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"What's this about a bus? Is it passing a chipper because I'm hungry?
Em xSurely you have ham sandwiches you are from tipperary after all
Is Tipperary known for ham sandwiches?
Either way I'm not sandwich hungry I'm something greasy hungry"
oh come on tipperary people are famous for bringing ham sandwiches to sporting events and they use the same tinfoil for the last 30 years |
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"Orange squash for Silkstress then?
Squash?! I have standards - I insist on a full fat with a lemon. Thank you.
Ah, I've just realised - the powers that be won't let me type the name of a caffeinated beverage commonly found in a red can! Well, I'm sure you can work it out. "
If you type it with a capital C it works.
Coke |
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"OP.
Sometimes threads go like this. Especialky this time of night! Its likecbeing in a kindergarten sometimes.
.
.
Tag, you're it!
^^ especially when Jennie is here
Don't mind me... Im just here for the dressing up box! "
For me darling…. Please get undressed |
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"What's this about a bus? Is it passing a chipper because I'm hungry?
Em xSurely you have ham sandwiches you are from tipperary after all
Is Tipperary known for ham sandwiches?
Either way I'm not sandwich hungry I'm something greasy hungry
As Dylan Moran said, no one ever cam home roaring d*unk from the pub demanding salad. "
I have to say I do like a good Caesar after a few drinks  |
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"What's this about a bus? Is it passing a chipper because I'm hungry?
Em xSurely you have ham sandwiches you are from tipperary after all
Is Tipperary known for ham sandwiches?
Either way I'm not sandwich hungry I'm something greasy hungry
As Dylan Moran said, no one ever cam home roaring d*unk from the pub demanding salad.
I have to say I do like a good Caesar after a few drinks "
I come over all Waldorf when ive been on the lash! |
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"Surely you have ham sandwiches you are from tipperary after all
Is Tipperary known for ham sandwiches?
Either way I'm not sandwich hungry I'm something greasy hungryoh come on tipperary people are famous for bringing ham sandwiches to sporting events and they use the same tinfoil for the last 30 years "
I don't go to sporting events(unless you count road racing),I'm a bit more adventurous than plain ham and I most certainly don't re-use tin foil.
Talk about defying stereotypes eh |
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"What's this about a bus? Is it passing a chipper because I'm hungry?
Em xSurely you have ham sandwiches you are from tipperary after all
Is Tipperary known for ham sandwiches?
Either way I'm not sandwich hungry I'm something greasy hungry
As Dylan Moran said, no one ever cam home roaring d*unk from the pub demanding salad.
I have to say I do like a good Caesar after a few drinks
I come over all Waldorf when ive been on the lash! "
I much prefer my walnuts pickled… |
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"What's this about a bus? Is it passing a chipper because I'm hungry?
Em xSurely you have ham sandwiches you are from tipperary after all
Is Tipperary known for ham sandwiches?
Either way I'm not sandwich hungry I'm something greasy hungry
As Dylan Moran said, no one ever cam home roaring d*unk from the pub demanding salad.
I have to say I do like a good Caesar after a few drinks
I come over all Waldorf when ive been on the lash! I much prefer my walnuts pickled…"
Both of them?
Or one at a time? |
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"Surely you have ham sandwiches you are from tipperary after all
Is Tipperary known for ham sandwiches?
Either way I'm not sandwich hungry I'm something greasy hungryoh come on tipperary people are famous for bringing ham sandwiches to sporting events and they use the same tinfoil for the last 30 years
I don't go to sporting events(unless you count road racing),I'm a bit more adventurous than plain ham and I most certainly don't re-use tin foil.
Talk about defying stereotypes eh"
even the rally lads and its not stereotype because I know plenty of tipperary people who do it |
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"What's this about a bus? Is it passing a chipper because I'm hungry?
Em xSurely you have ham sandwiches you are from tipperary after all
Is Tipperary known for ham sandwiches?
Either way I'm not sandwich hungry I'm something greasy hungry
As Dylan Moran said, no one ever cam home roaring d*unk from the pub demanding salad.
I have to say I do like a good Caesar after a few drinks
I come over all Waldorf when ive been on the lash! I much prefer my walnuts pickled…
Both of them?
Or one at a time? "
why not go for both? Let’s get greedy!! |
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"Surely you have ham sandwiches you are from tipperary after all
Is Tipperary known for ham sandwiches?
Either way I'm not sandwich hungry I'm something greasy hungryoh come on tipperary people are famous for bringing ham sandwiches to sporting events and they use the same tinfoil for the last 30 years
I don't go to sporting events(unless you count road racing),I'm a bit more adventurous than plain ham and I most certainly don't re-use tin foil.
Talk about defying stereotypes eheven the rally lads and its not stereotype because I know plenty of tipperary people who do it "
I don't know who you've been meeting but I've yet to see it |
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"What's this about a bus? Is it passing a chipper because I'm hungry?
Em xSurely you have ham sandwiches you are from tipperary after all
Is Tipperary known for ham sandwiches?
Either way I'm not sandwich hungry I'm something greasy hungry
As Dylan Moran said, no one ever cam home roaring d*unk from the pub demanding salad.
I have to say I do like a good Caesar after a few drinks
I come over all Waldorf when ive been on the lash! "
Does Waldorf like it? |
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"Surely you have ham sandwiches you are from tipperary after all
Is Tipperary known for ham sandwiches?
Either way I'm not sandwich hungry I'm something greasy hungryoh come on tipperary people are famous for bringing ham sandwiches to sporting events and they use the same tinfoil for the last 30 years
I don't go to sporting events(unless you count road racing),I'm a bit more adventurous than plain ham and I most certainly don't re-use tin foil.
Talk about defying stereotypes eheven the rally lads and its not stereotype because I know plenty of tipperary people who do it
I don't know who you've been meeting but I've yet to see it "
go to matches trust me you will see it sandwiches and flasks of tea on the side of the road |
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"What's this about a bus? Is it passing a chipper because I'm hungry?
Em xSurely you have ham sandwiches you are from tipperary after all
Is Tipperary known for ham sandwiches?
Either way I'm not sandwich hungry I'm something greasy hungry
As Dylan Moran said, no one ever cam home roaring d*unk from the pub demanding salad.
I have to say I do like a good Caesar after a few drinks
I come over all Waldorf when ive been on the lash!
Does Waldorf like it? "
So long as i keep it out of his hair |
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"Surely you have ham sandwiches you are from tipperary after all
Is Tipperary known for ham sandwiches?
Either way I'm not sandwich hungry I'm something greasy hungryoh come on tipperary people are famous for bringing ham sandwiches to sporting events and they use the same tinfoil for the last 30 years
I don't go to sporting events(unless you count road racing),I'm a bit more adventurous than plain ham and I most certainly don't re-use tin foil.
Talk about defying stereotypes eheven the rally lads and its not stereotype because I know plenty of tipperary people who do it
I don't know who you've been meeting but I've yet to see it go to matches trust me you will see it sandwiches and flasks of tea on the side of the road "
People from limerick don't do that? |
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"What's this about a bus? Is it passing a chipper because I'm hungry?
Em xSurely you have ham sandwiches you are from tipperary after all
Is Tipperary known for ham sandwiches?
Either way I'm not sandwich hungry I'm something greasy hungry
As Dylan Moran said, no one ever cam home roaring d*unk from the pub demanding salad.
I have to say I do like a good Caesar after a few drinks
I come over all Waldorf when ive been on the lash!
Does Waldorf like it?
So long as i keep it out of his hair"
If he's pickled enough, he won't care. |
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"What's this about a bus? Is it passing a chipper because I'm hungry?
Em xSurely you have ham sandwiches you are from tipperary after all
Is Tipperary known for ham sandwiches?
Either way I'm not sandwich hungry I'm something greasy hungry
As Dylan Moran said, no one ever cam home roaring d*unk from the pub demanding salad.
I have to say I do like a good Caesar after a few drinks
I come over all Waldorf when ive been on the lash!
Does Waldorf like it?
So long as i keep it out of his hair"
A minor inconvenience |
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"Surely you have ham sandwiches you are from tipperary after all
Is Tipperary known for ham sandwiches?
Either way I'm not sandwich hungry I'm something greasy hungryoh come on tipperary people are famous for bringing ham sandwiches to sporting events and they use the same tinfoil for the last 30 years
I don't go to sporting events(unless you count road racing),I'm a bit more adventurous than plain ham and I most certainly don't re-use tin foil.
Talk about defying stereotypes eheven the rally lads and its not stereotype because I know plenty of tipperary people who do it
I don't know who you've been meeting but I've yet to see it go to matches trust me you will see it sandwiches and flasks of tea on the side of the road
People from limerick don't do that?"
not really. It's a tipp thing ah it creates a bit of banter at matches all in good fun |
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