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" "• Good evening to the Nocturnal mascot, PrinçessPuddle ! How long since our last Nåkéd Twister™? Are you well? | |||
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"Hello It's me "• She's rather super-fly our SuperShy! Good evening, Welsh Flower!  | |||
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"Good evening lovely Nero and gorgeous Noc folk
J"• Good evening mademoiselle très jolie, Jülië! It's true: the Noc' folk are indeed gorgeous. It is the backdrop of the sumptuous velvetine sofas and banquettes that adorn the Nocturnal snúg bàr. | |||
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"Good evening, and may you all be revelling in your last evening of meteorological spring. Summer roses and outdoor drinking awaits." • Evening felicitations, Låpidåry. Lôôk beyond the Orrery past the Noc' hearth, you will find my secret stash of Marsala. Pour yourself a glass, dear friend.  ² | |||
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"Good evening handsome Nero and fabulous one and all! "• A familiar face that often graces the Fab Nocturnal fellowship. Where on Earth would we be without her? Good evening nínjaprìncess!  | |||
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She's rather super-fly our SuperShy! Good evening, Welsh Flower! "Remember I'm English lol  | |||
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"Random facts. 28 years ago today I lost my virginity. 20 years ago today I was on holiday in kefalonia and fell off a boat. 9 years ago today I went to Hammersmith apollo and saw NKOTB and had my hand kissed by Donnie "• Ah, but it was two² months ago that I fell into your gilded inbox. | |||
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"Good evening lovely Nero and gorgeous Noc folk
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Good evening mademoiselle très jolie, Jülië! It's true: the Noc' folk are indeed gorgeous. It is the backdrop of the sumptuous velvetine sofas and banquettes that adorn the Nocturnal snúg bàr."Low lighting and plush seating. No wonder I like it in here so much | |||
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"Good evening Nero and all fellow nocturnals. " • Good evening my maiden of diminutive size and monolithic desires. And how are the catacombs of your licentious lair? | |||
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She's rather super-fly our SuperShy! Good evening, Welsh Flower!
Remember I'm English lol "• Behave, wench!  | |||
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"Random facts. 28 years ago today I lost my virginity. 20 years ago today I was on holiday in kefalonia and fell off a boat. 9 years ago today I went to Hammersmith apollo and saw NKOTB and had my hand kissed by Donnie "I am so impressed that you know the day of virginity loss. I could probably work out the month and year. 
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Behave, wench! "I secretly like it when you call me wench | |||
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"Hello Nerò, Greetings Nocturnal Creatures. "• My dear pocket rocket Sprockett. The thinking-person's crumpet. I've missed you.  | |||
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"Good evening, and may you all be revelling in your last evening of meteorological spring. Summer roses and outdoor drinking awaits. • Evening felicitations, Låpidåry. Lôôk beyond the Orrery past the Noc' hearth, you will find my secret stash of Marsala. Pour yourself a glass, dear friend. ²"Thank you. How wonderfully it matches with the almonds and the cold asparagus. I shall settle in and watch the exotic figures of the night parade past. | |||
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"Good Evening everyone, I hope you've all had a wonderful day "• Good evening Çede. Hello Çede. Are you well Çede. Thrice Çede³... | |||
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"Random facts. 28 years ago today I lost my virginity. 20 years ago today I was on holiday in kefalonia and fell off a boat. 9 years ago today I went to Hammersmith apollo and saw NKOTB and had my hand kissed by Donnie
I am so impressed that you know the day of virginity loss. I could probably work out the month and year.
J"I always remember the great dates. My virginity loss is one of the ones I want to forget lol | |||
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"Good evening lovely Nero and gorgeous Noc folk
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Good evening mademoiselle très jolie, Jülië! It's true: the Noc' folk are indeed gorgeous. It is the backdrop of the sumptuous velvetine sofas and banquettes that adorn the Nocturnal snúg bàr.
Low lighting and plush seating. No wonder I like it in here so much "• The communion wine may be following † but my hands will be wandering.  That's why you love it here sooooo much. | |||
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Good evening Çede. Hello Çede. Are you well Çede. Thrice Çede³... "Would you like me to _ede perchance | |||
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"Random facts. 28 years ago today I lost my virginity. 20 years ago today I was on holiday in kefalonia and fell off a boat. 9 years ago today I went to Hammersmith apollo and saw NKOTB and had my hand kissed by Donnie
I am so impressed that you know the day of virginity loss. I could probably work out the month and year.
J"• I don't believe a word of it. You're pure, unsullied and white. Whiter than the glacial waters of the southern hemisphere. | |||
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"I was married on the 12th anniversary of my virginity loss. . . . Divorced some time later. " ^^ interesting | |||
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"Random facts. 28 years ago today I lost my virginity. 20 years ago today I was on holiday in kefalonia and fell off a boat. 9 years ago today I went to Hammersmith apollo and saw NKOTB and had my hand kissed by Donnie
I am so impressed that you know the day of virginity loss. I could probably work out the month and year.
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Behave, wench!
I secretly like it when you call me wench "• I've made a note of this in the Fab Notes section. | |||
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"I was married on the 12th anniversary of my virginity loss. . . . Divorced some time later. ^^ interesting "Which bit? | |||
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"Good evening, and may you all be revelling in your last evening of meteorological spring. Summer roses and outdoor drinking awaits. • Evening felicitations, Låpidåry. Lôôk beyond the Orrery past the Noc' hearth, you will find my secret stash of Marsala. Pour yourself a glass, dear friend. ²
Thank you. How wonderfully it matches with the almonds and the cold asparagus. I shall settle in and watch the exotic figures of the night parade past."• You shall find that the dancing shadows cast from the Nocturnal scented candles are in tandem to the beat of the parade. | |||
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"Good evening handsome Nero and fabulous one and all!
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A familiar face that often graces the Fab Nocturnal fellowship. Where on Earth would we be without her? Good evening nínjaprìncess! "
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"Bon Soir nocturnes. " • Many moons ago when I studied Perfumery and the Genealogy of Scent, I had a muse. You remind me of her and her olfactory desires. Welcome jENNÍE. | |||
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"Good evening, and may you all be revelling in your last evening of meteorological spring. Summer roses and outdoor drinking awaits. • Evening felicitations, Låpidåry. Lôôk beyond the Orrery past the Noc' hearth, you will find my secret stash of Marsala. Pour yourself a glass, dear friend. ²
Thank you. How wonderfully it matches with the almonds and the cold asparagus. I shall settle in and watch the exotic figures of the night parade past."Asparagus make my wee smell | |||
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"I was married on the 12th anniversary of my virginity loss. . . . Divorced some time later. ^^ interesting
Which bit? "All of it | |||
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"Bon Soir nocturnes. • Many moons ago when I studied Perfumery and the Genealogy of Scent, I had a muse. You remind me of her and her olfactory desires. Welcome jENNÍE." Did asparagus make her wee smell too? | |||
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"If you do a song thingy, my input is Left handed voodoo by Jon harris" • Jim's Spotify Surprise™ cannot be requested in advance. You shall have to stay awhile with the rest of the audiophiles.¶¶..||¶. | |||
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"Good Evening everyone, I hope you've all had a wonderful day
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Good evening Çede. Hello Çede. Are you well Çede. Thrice Çede³...
Would you like me to _ede perchance "• Sow your _edes of love and I shall conCEDE. | |||
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"Hello beautiful Nocturnal folk. How are we all? I’ve had a fuck-nugget of a bitch of a day. But all is well now "Don't blame me  | |||
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"Good evening Nero and all fellow nocturnals. • Good evening my maiden of diminutive size and monolithic desires. And how are the catacombs of your licentious lair? " Deathly silent and eerily still. My desires however are quite the opposite. I desire food amoung other things. But food that causes mouth orgasms. Yes! I have the strawberries out. Now wheres the cream. | |||
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"Bon Soir nocturnes. • Many moons ago when I studied Perfumery and the Genealogy of Scent, I had a muse. You remind me of her and her olfactory desires. Welcome jENNÍE. Did asparagus make her wee smell too? " I always have to Google something on the noc lol Hello Jennie #awsoul | |||
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"As we celebrate the 642nd anniversary of the Peasant's Revolt, may I segue with whatever dash, lustre, élan,and éspieglerie I can muster into this delicious mélange of style and finesse? May your tithes be nugatory, your tax collectors dilatory, and your liege lords lax." • Good evening Thesp', your sempiternal soliloquies fit like a silk glove here in the Nøcturnal lounge. We have missed you and you missed a Dow's 77 vintage which I decanted a while back. You may keep the decanter as a scented flagon. | |||
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"Bon Soir nocturnes. • Many moons ago when I studied Perfumery and the Genealogy of Scent, I had a muse. You remind me of her and her olfactory desires. Welcome jENNÍE. Did asparagus make her wee smell too? I always have to Google something on the noc lol Hello Jennie #awsoul" Hello SS | |||
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"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful ones. Hope everyone is having a lovely evening and smiling. Kisses "• Le Petit Oiseau, good evening. Have they let you out of your aviary this evening? This place isn't quite the same without you. | |||
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"Alright Geez "• Here cometh Fagin's left hand: he's a Sidney Ruff-Diamond but I'm delighted to call him my friend. Grumpy, not long to go for your Fab Social. | |||
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" Thank you. How wonderfully it matches with the almonds and the cold asparagus. I shall settle in and watch the exotic figures of the night parade past. • You shall find that the dancing shadows cast from the Nocturnal scented candles are in tandem to the beat of the parade." Ah, I had thought the scent was jasmine wafted on the evening breeze, and the beat that of my blood pulsing at the thrill of conversation and pulchritudinous female figures. | |||
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"Bon Soir nocturnes. • Many moons ago when I studied Perfumery and the Genealogy of Scent, I had a muse. You remind me of her and her olfactory desires. Welcome jENNÍE." Nero, have you ever read Perfume by Patrick Süskind? It's a novel that stays with you long after you finish it. J | |||
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"Random facts. 28 years ago today I lost my virginity. 20 years ago today I was on holiday in kefalonia and fell off a boat. 9 years ago today I went to Hammersmith apollo and saw NKOTB and had my hand kissed by Donnie
I am so impressed that you know the day of virginity loss. I could probably work out the month and year.
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I could probably work mine out to a few days as I'm pretty sure I got pregnant first time "• Peach less. I am utterly speechless. | |||
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"Hi everybody " • Good evening CapTain CavEman41 ! | |||
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"Random facts. 28 years ago today I lost my virginity. 20 years ago today I was on holiday in kefalonia and fell off a boat. 9 years ago today I went to Hammersmith apollo and saw NKOTB and had my hand kissed by Donnie
I am so impressed that you know the day of virginity loss. I could probably work out the month and year.
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I could probably work mine out to a few days as I'm pretty sure I got pregnant first time "He shoots, he scores | |||
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"Bon Soir nocturnes. • Many moons ago when I studied Perfumery and the Genealogy of Scent, I had a muse. You remind me of her and her olfactory desires. Welcome jENNÍE. Nero, have you ever read Perfume by Patrick Süskind? It's a novel that stays with you long after you finish it. J" This was a great book! | |||
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"Evening Double Dipper " • One day I shall, with your perpetual consent, fondle your breasts in a juvenile manner, just to peeve you off.
Good evening Bøø. | |||
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"Good evening handsome Nero and fabulous one and all!
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A familiar face that often graces the Fab Nocturnal fellowship. Where on Earth would we be without her? Good evening nínjaprìncess!
"• The Nøcturnal is admiring your monochrome assets this evening, oh nínjaprìncess. | |||
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"I was married on the 12th anniversary of my virginity loss. . . . Divorced some time later. ^^ interesting
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All of it "• Le Petit Oiseau is incorrigible. | |||
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"Bon Soir nocturnes. • Many moons ago when I studied Perfumery and the Genealogy of Scent, I had a muse. You remind me of her and her olfactory desires. Welcome jENNÍE. · Did asparagus make her wee smell too? " • No, but she had Aspergers. | |||
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"I was married on the 12th anniversary of my virginity loss. . . . Divorced some time later. ^^ interesting
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Le Petit Oiseau is incorrigible."I encourage such incorrigibleness | |||
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"I was married on the 12th anniversary of my virginity loss. . . . Divorced some time later. ^^ interesting
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Le Petit Oiseau is incorrigible.
I encourage such incorrigibleness "Incorrigibility? | |||
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Here cometh Fagin's left hand: he's a Sidney Ruff-Diamond but I'm delighted to call him my friend. Grumpy, not long to go for your Fab Social. "Why thankyou dear Nero .. And yes that is correct 17 sleeps to go | |||
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"Hello beautiful Nocturnal folk. How are we all? I’ve had a fuck-nugget of a bitch of a day. But all is well now "• Charming. Absolutely charming. What about the ²°° messages on WhatsCrap that you sent me, in addition to the ¹²° messages you sent me on Telegram, not helped by the ¹²³ messages sent on Fab alone??? Eh? Eh? | |||
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"Bon Soir nocturnes. • Many moons ago when I studied Perfumery and the Genealogy of Scent, I had a muse. You remind me of her and her olfactory desires. Welcome jENNÍE. Nero, have you ever read Perfume by Patrick Süskind? It's a novel that stays with you long after you finish it. J" It shocked me so much it has stayed with me through the years. I discovered it when I was 12, devoured it and left me marked (must say, I’m a redhead!).Took me years to be able to read it again, and boy it did not disappoint again! M xx | |||
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"Good evening Nero and all fellow nocturnals. • Good evening my maiden of diminutive size and monolithic desires. And how are the catacombs of your licentious lair? Deathly silent and eerily still. My desires however are quite the opposite. I desire food amoung other things. But food that causes mouth orgasms. Yes! I have the strawberries out. Now wheres the cream. " • I can offer you Scones in the Courtyard of my inner sanctum. Would that suffice, rélíc? | |||
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"I was married on the 12th anniversary of my virginity loss. . . . Divorced some time later. ^^ interesting
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Le Petit Oiseau is incorrigible.
I encourage such incorrigibleness
Incorrigibility? "My brain thinks incorrigibility too. But I will have to check so that I can sleep tonight. J | |||
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"Hello beautiful Nocturnal folk. How are we all? I’ve had a fuck-nugget of a bitch of a day. But all is well now
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Charming. Absolutely charming. What about the ²°° messages on WhatsCrap that you sent me, in addition to the ¹²° messages you sent me on Telegram, not helped by the ¹²³ messages sent on Fab alone??? Eh? Eh? "You aired them all. Hence my shitty day
Why won’t you love me, Nero? Whhhhyyyyyy?
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" Thank you. How wonderfully it matches with the almonds and the cold asparagus. I shall settle in and watch the exotic figures of the night parade past. • You shall find that the dancing shadows cast from the Nocturnal scented candles are in tandem to the beat of the parade. Ah, I had thought the scent was jasmine wafted on the evening breeze, and the beat that of my blood pulsing at the thrill of conversation and pulchritudinous female figures." • There is one particular pulchritude that I have designs for on here. Well, I have designs on them all but one that I hanker for. | |||
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"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful ones. Hope everyone is having a lovely evening and smiling. Kisses
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Le Petit Oiseau, good evening. Have they let you out of your aviary this evening? This place isn't quite the same without you."Oh darling I’m here now. What do you need? Drinks? Snacks? A little bit of me? | |||
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"Hello Nerò, Greetings Nocturnal Creatures.
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My dear pocket rocket Sprockett. The thinking-person's crumpet. I've missed you. "I know, we're like shits in the night, passing through the u-bend of life. | |||
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"Bon Soir nocturnes. • Many moons ago when I studied Perfumery and the Genealogy of Scent, I had a muse. You remind me of her and her olfactory desires. Welcome jENNÍE. Nero, have you ever read Perfume by Patrick Süskind? It's a novel that stays with you long after you finish it. J" • I shall look this up or you can bring me a copy on our next meet. Thank you, vixen. | |||
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"I was married on the 12th anniversary of my virginity loss. . . . Divorced some time later. ^^ interesting
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Le Petit Oiseau is incorrigible.
I encourage such incorrigibleness
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"Coco & Ginger, it's both amazing and so shocking! I'll have to re-read it. J" Same here, I found my copy last week, it's a sign! | |||
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"Bon Soir nocturnes. • Many moons ago when I studied Perfumery and the Genealogy of Scent, I had a muse. You remind me of her and her olfactory desires. Welcome jENNÍE. Nero, have you ever read Perfume by Patrick Süskind? It's a novel that stays with you long after you finish it. J This was a great book!" • She's my favourite fragrant flower plucked from the Nocturnal Orangery.  Good evening Coco mårs. | |||
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"Good evening to you all "• Good evening GingerSpiceBomb!  ...•°* | |||
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And yes that is correct 17 sleeps to go "• Let's say no more about your sleeps...on the train...late at night...after a few shandies...and you're absolutely wankered. | |||
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"I was married on the 12th anniversary of my virginity loss. . . . Divorced some time later. ^^ interesting
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Le Petit Oiseau is incorrigible.
I encourage such incorrigibleness
Incorrigibility? "• All of the above my dear, your vernacular is spectacular. | |||
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"Evening "• ··Little Miss Tinkerbell·· are you fine, dandy and oh so swell? Good evening to ewe, my lamb. | |||
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"Hello beautiful Nocturnal folk. How are we all? I’ve had a fuck-nugget of a bitch of a day. But all is well now
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Charming. Absolutely charming. What about the ²°° messages on WhatsCrap that you sent me, in addition to the ¹²° messages you sent me on Telegram, not helped by the ¹²³ messages sent on Fab alone??? Eh? Eh?
You aired them all. Hence my shitty day
Why won’t you love me, Nero? Whhhhyyyyyy?
"• There are many cakecrumbs leading to the door of my gingerbread heart. Follow and I will yield. | |||
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"Hello beautiful Nocturnal folk. How are we all? I’ve had a fuck-nugget of a bitch of a day. But all is well now
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Charming. Absolutely charming. What about the ²°° messages on WhatsCrap that you sent me, in addition to the ¹²° messages you sent me on Telegram, not helped by the ¹²³ messages sent on Fab alone??? Eh? Eh?
You aired them all. Hence my shitty day
Why won’t you love me, Nero? Whhhhyyyyyy?
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There are many cakecrumbs leading to the door of my gingerbread heart. Follow and I will yield."That sounds Grimm | |||
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"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful ones. Hope everyone is having a lovely evening and smiling. Kisses
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Le Petit Oiseau, good evening. Have they let you out of your aviary this evening? This place isn't quite the same without you.
Oh darling I’m here now. What do you need? Drinks? Snacks? A little bit of me? "• I would like you on my left knee, Sprocket on my right knee and Grumpy on my steak and kidder-knee. | |||
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"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful ones. Hope everyone is having a lovely evening and smiling. Kisses
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Le Petit Oiseau, good evening. Have they let you out of your aviary this evening? This place isn't quite the same without you.
Oh darling I’m here now. What do you need? Drinks? Snacks? A little bit of me?
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I would like you on my left knee, Sprocket on my right knee and Grumpy on my steak and kidder-knee."Badum tish
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My dear pocket rocket Sprockett. The thinking-person's crumpet. I've missed you.
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"Evening Nero and fellow nocturnals. I’m currently sat in work pretending to supervise. Just counting down the hours until I get to go viking on foreign shores "• Mr Lõthbrõk, long time since we locked horns over a Nordic brew  . Lovely to see you on the Noc'.  | |||
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"Hello beautiful Nocturnal folk. How are we all? I’ve had a fuck-nugget of a bitch of a day. But all is well now
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Charming. Absolutely charming. What about the ²°° messages on WhatsCrap that you sent me, in addition to the ¹²° messages you sent me on Telegram, not helped by the ¹²³ messages sent on Fab alone??? Eh? Eh?
You aired them all. Hence my shitty day
Why won’t you love me, Nero? Whhhhyyyyyy?
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There are many cakecrumbs leading to the door of my gingerbread heart. Follow and I will yield.
That sounds Grimm "• Make mine a Grimm and Tonic. | |||
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"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful ones. Hope everyone is having a lovely evening and smiling. Kisses
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Le Petit Oiseau, good evening. Have they let you out of your aviary this evening? This place isn't quite the same without you.
Oh darling I’m here now. What do you need? Drinks? Snacks? A little bit of me?
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I would like you on my left knee, Sprocket on my right knee and Grumpy on my steak and kidder-knee.
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Mr Lõthbrõk, long time since we locked horns over a Nordic brew . Lovely to see you on the Noc'. "It has my good man, but it’s nice to be back amongst the Noc folk. There’s always room in the halls of Valhalla to share a horn of mead. Skål | |||
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Mr Lõthbrõk, long time since we locked horns over a Nordic brew . Lovely to see you on the Noc'.
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It has my good man, but it’s nice to be back amongst the Noc folk.
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You're so very kind. We need a Viking emoji on here."(Viking) You’re welcome | |||
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You're so very kind. We need a Viking emoji on here."Absolutely, who do we have to fuck around here to get a good Viking emoji set to (viking)? | |||
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You're so very kind. We need a Viking emoji on here.
Absolutely, who do we have to fuck around here to get a good Viking emoji set to (viking)? "Me. . . Well, its worth a try surely? | |||
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You're so very kind. We need a Viking emoji on here.
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"Howdy y'all " ° Höwdy Wíldbïllkìd! What news from that there Yoo Ess of Aay? | |||
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"just poping in for 5 mins, so just thought I would say Howdy ya all! hows ya all doin?" Hello Pinky | |||
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"Given that I'm in NGTF mode this evening..I'm neither here nor not here" • Gööd ëvëning Gr8str8. I have no idea what NGTF means. RedForDanger used to help me out with these things but, alas, she has gone. | |||
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"just poping in for 5 mins, so just thought I would say Howdy ya all! hows ya all doin?" • Good evening Pinkster! How are you? | |||
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Mr Lõthbrõk, long time since we locked horns over a Nordic brew . Lovely to see you on the Noc'.
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Me? I will quite happily take the fucking. Not sure I can sort the emoji though
I’m still waiting for (ladywank) "• I remember Ladyhawke with Rutger Hauer. | |||
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"Howdy y'all " Hey cowboy. How goes it? | |||
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LíttlèBírd.... apparently..
Me? I will quite happily take the fucking. Not sure I can sort the emoji though
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I remember Ladyhawke with Rutger Hauer."^^ he would | |||
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"just poping in for 5 mins, so just thought I would say Howdy ya all! hows ya all doin? Hello Pinky" hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy JennieTV xxx My favorite d*unk auntie,,,,,,,,,,,,,, who happens to have a cock! that the devil are you sexy eyes? and Nero dude ^5, I am ok mate. as said just poping by for 5..... or is that pooping by before bed? (I say pooping as people say I talk shite) | |||
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"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful ones. Hope everyone is having a lovely evening and smiling. Kisses
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Le Petit Oiseau, good evening. Have they let you out of your aviary this evening? This place isn't quite the same without you.
Oh darling I’m here now. What do you need? Drinks? Snacks? A little bit of me?
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I would like you on my left knee, Sprocket on my right knee and Grumpy on my steak and kidder-knee.
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"This feels early to me with current insomnia
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"Given that I'm in NGTF mode this evening..I'm neither here nor not here • Gööd ëvëning Gr8str8. I have no idea what NGTF means. RedForDanger used to help me out with these things but, alas, she has gone." You need to perv with better eyes...I reckon she's about to make a triumphant return in approx 7 days | |||
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"Howdy y'all Hey cowboy. How goes it? "what goes around will eventually pass this way again, xo little b | |||
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"Given that I'm in NGTF mode this evening..I'm neither here nor not here • Gööd ëvëning Gr8str8. I have no idea what NGTF means. RedForDanger used to help me out with these things but, alas, she has gone. You need to perv with better eyes...I reckon she's about to make a triumphant return in approx 7 days" • Men perv. Gentlemen woo. | |||
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Hey Nero, I am indeed I'm also up way past my bedtime and will regret it tomorrow but who needs sleep
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"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful ones. Hope everyone is having a lovely evening and smiling. Kisses
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Le Petit Oiseau, good evening. Have they let you out of your aviary this evening? This place isn't quite the same without you.
Oh darling I’m here now. What do you need? Drinks? Snacks? A little bit of me?
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I would like you on my left knee, Sprocket on my right knee and Grumpy on my steak and kidder-knee.
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Ps. I think Sprockett and I may well disappear off your knees darling. We have a date
Here's hoping "• You two should meet...and then engage in mud wrestling. Whoever wins, wins me. | |||
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"Evening Double Dipper • One day I shall, with your perpetual consent, fondle your breasts in a juvenile manner, just to peeve you off.
Good evening Bøø."I'm always getting groped in the pub (socials) so this isn't much of a threat little Nero! | |||
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"Given that I'm in NGTF mode this evening..I'm neither here nor not here • Gööd ëvëning Gr8str8. I have no idea what NGTF means. RedForDanger used to help me out with these things but, alas, she has gone. You need to perv with better eyes...I reckon she's about to make a triumphant return in approx 7 days • Men perv. Gentlemen woo." And another NGTF moment occured | |||
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Hey Nero, I am indeed I'm also up way past my bedtime and will regret it tomorrow but who needs sleep
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"Evening Double Dipper • One day I shall, with your perpetual consent, fondle your breasts in a juvenile manner, just to peeve you off.
Good evening Bøø.
I'm always getting groped in the pub (socials) so this isn't much of a threat little Nero! "• Bøø, men grope; gentleman fondle. | |||
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"Howdy y'all Hey cowboy. How goes it? what goes around will eventually pass this way again, xo little b "That is very very true lovely. Kisses | |||
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"Evening Double Dipper • One day I shall, with your perpetual consent, fondle your breasts in a juvenile manner, just to peeve you off.
Good evening Bøø.
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Hey Nero, I am indeed I'm also up way past my bedtime and will regret it tomorrow but who needs sleep
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"anyways gd night all. thats my 5 mins up n im off to bedypoobyes xxx" • Sleep well!  | |||
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"Evening Double Dipper • One day I shall, with your perpetual consent, fondle your breasts in a juvenile manner, just to peeve you off.
Good evening Bøø.
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Good evening Bøø.
I'm always getting groped in the pub (socials) so this isn't much of a threat little Nero!
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You're so very kind. We need a Viking emoji on here.
Absolutely, who do we have to fuck around here to get a good Viking emoji set to (viking)?
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LíttlèBírd.... apparently..
Me? I will quite happily take the fucking. Not sure I can sort the emoji though
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" "• Dear jÏM, Lådyx4 sends to you her gladdest of all tidings and warmest of all regards. Good evening Brôther jÏM.†. | |||
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Good evening Brôther jÏM.†."Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nero. Have you ever driven a Mitsubishi Zero? | |||
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"Howdy james" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bill. Would you like some facts? | |||
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"On this day 1926 Marilyn Monroe was born." good-bye norma jean | |||
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"On this day 1926 Marilyn Monroe was born. good-bye norma jean" 
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"It is always so quiet around here, I'd be happy for any interaction nearby haha xx" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jay. The forums are getting a bit quiet. Feel free to make some noise. | |||
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"On this day 1926 Marilyn Monroe was born. good-bye norma jean
Do you have a favourite Marilyn Monroe film?"seven year itch | |||
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