"Do it. Have fun.
Light a candle and eat some grapes as you do it though - you deserve that hedonistic minute.
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This, plus move the chair to a direct source of sunlight and set your phone up on a tripod and maybe do some of those grunty-grunts that men do when they're having a minute.
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By *eliWoman
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"Do it. Have fun.
Light a candle and eat some grapes as you do it though - you deserve that hedonistic minute.
This, plus move the chair to a direct source of sunlight and set your phone up on a tripod and maybe do some of those grunty-grunts that men do when they're having a minute.
"
Listen to this wisdom. This man knows. He gets it. He's done it.
(Not that I've ever seen anything, he just strikes me as the sort)
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"Do it. Have fun.
Light a candle and eat some grapes as you do it though - you deserve that hedonistic minute.
This, plus move the chair to a direct source of sunlight and set your phone up on a tripod and maybe do some of those grunty-grunts that men do when they're having a minute.
Listen to this wisdom. This man knows. He gets it. He's done it.
(Not that I've ever seen anything, he just strikes me as the sort)
"
Sadly there is no sun here at the moment 
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