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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm probably not the best to comment as I put cringe up to flush the inbox.
But sometimes I'll be serious.
Maybe a motivational quote.
A sexy one. A thought provoking question.
The other day I had...
Don't think of it like casual sex, think of it like helping your friend orgasm.
I liked that one.
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Call me the stack of ironing, because someone ought to do me but nobody wants to.
I do this not because it is easy, but because I thought it would be easy.
This too shall pass. Then some other bullshit will take its place. It never fucking ends.
Oxford dictionary in the streets, urban dictionary in the sheets.
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach... is what people say when they can't give decent head.
Not all exes are bad. I'm someone's ex and I'm bloody glorious. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Call me the stack of ironing, because someone ought to do me but nobody wants to.
I do this not because it is easy, but because I thought it would be easy.
This too shall pass. Then some other bullshit will take its place. It never fucking ends.
Oxford dictionary in the streets, urban dictionary in the sheets.
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach... is what people say when they can't give decent head.
Not all exes are bad. I'm someone's ex and I'm bloody glorious."
All of these are brilliant. I really want to use one now! |
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