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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Not many people are good in bed.

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By *ea monkeyMan  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Running wasn’t invented until 1783 when Lord Running tried to walk twice at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cats have 9 lives

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair

A gentleman is always in a fine pair of shoes and a comfortable bed. But never at the same time.

Fact.

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By *ezebel100Woman  over a year ago

Birmingham

A crocodile cannot stick it's tongue out

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By *ak777Man  over a year ago

shaw

i can not get a meet fact

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By *empest2KMan  over a year ago

Derby

You don't see any old men eating a Twix anymore.

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple  over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

The octopus has a sharp "beak" (much like a parrots) hidden in the centre of its tentacles, and it always grabs its prey (shore crabs) from behind to avoid their claws.

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By *e renard de la campagneMan  over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over

Sliced bread was first manufactured by machine and sold in the 1920s by the Chillicothe Baking Company in Missouri. It was the greatest thing since…unsliced bread?

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS  over a year ago

Bristol

Neptune, the most distant planet in our solar system was the first planet discovered using mathematical calculations and predications.

Basically, as we observed Uranus' orbit we noticed irregularities that couldn't quite be explained by Newtonian constants

It was predicted that the gravity of another large planet could be affecting Uranus' orbit and this would fit Newtons laws of gravity.

Using some smarty pants maths stuff they found Neptune right where they predicted it should be.

There ain't half been some clever bastards

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By *anderingArtistMan  over a year ago

an abstract world

The swordfish has no natural predators.

Unless of course, you count the penfish.

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By *NYX99Man  over a year ago

RUSHDEN


"Running wasn’t invented until 1783 when Lord Running tried to walk twice at the same time"

Lol

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By *elix SightedMan  over a year ago

Cloud 8

Allodoxaphobia is the fear of other people's opinions. It's a rare social phobia that's characterised by an irrational and overwhelming fear of what other people think.

There is no information on Wikipedia about how many sufferers are on Fab.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If you pretend to shake salt from a salt shaker into your mouth, you can actually taste salt

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Allodoxaphobia is the fear of other people's opinions. It's a rare social phobia that's characterised by an irrational and overwhelming fear of what other people think.

There is no information on Wikipedia about how many sufferers are on Fab."

At least 50%

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish

A coconut is a mammal, not a nut, because it grows hair and has milk.

J

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By *ick_man_88Man  over a year ago

hartlepool

People in prison hide razor blades in there foreskin,

Prison guard told me and I just can't imagine how or why

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By *elix SightedMan  over a year ago

Cloud 8


"If you pretend to shake salt from a salt shaker into your mouth, you can actually taste salt "

Hahaha! I wonder how many will do this!!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds

Mildred from 42 has a mole on her arse that looks like Mikhail Gorbachev.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

President Putin's wife - who you never see - is called Neva Putout.

Fact.

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By *elix SightedMan  over a year ago

Cloud 8


"i can not get a meet fact"

In 2014, there was a Tinder match in Antarctica. Two research scientists matched on the global dating app in the most remote part of the world - a man working at the United States Antarctic McMurdo Station and a woman camping a 45-minute helicopter ride away.

If they can do it, so can you!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If you pretend to shake salt from a salt shaker into your mouth, you can actually taste salt

Hahaha! I wonder how many will do this!!"

Did you do it

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By *he Silver FuxMan  over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Gary Oldman is younger than Gary Newman

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By *aggonerMan  over a year ago

for a penny

You can’t touch your left shoulder with the palm of your left hand.

Ditto your right shoulder/hand.

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By *elix SightedMan  over a year ago

Cloud 8


"If you pretend to shake salt from a salt shaker into your mouth, you can actually taste salt

Hahaha! I wonder how many will do this!!

Did you do it "

NO!!!! I was going to say that, but I thought being all up front about it might look guilty haha!

A related fact (but genuine this time) is that you cannot bite your own shoulder.

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By *elix SightedMan  over a year ago

Cloud 8

One of my new favourites - the word bed looks like a bed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If you pretend to shake salt from a salt shaker into your mouth, you can actually taste salt

Hahaha! I wonder how many will do this!!

Did you do it

NO!!!! I was going to say that, but I thought being all up front about it might look guilty haha!

A related fact (but genuine this time) is that you cannot bite your own shoulder."

Dammit!! I thought I could at least catch one person out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A coconut is a mammal, not a nut, because it grows hair and has milk.

J"

And a Banana is a seed not a fruit.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The distance between your wrist and your elbow is exactly the same size as your foot

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By *lektoiMan  over a year ago

Southport

Facetious is the shortest word to use all the vowels in the correct order

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Jack Black’s mother helped save the Apollo 13 astronauts.

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By *aggonerMan  over a year ago

for a penny

If you write “nothing at all” backwards you get “ lla ta gnihton” which means, coincidentally, nothing at all

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By *elix SightedMan  over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Jack Black’s mother helped save the Apollo 13 astronauts."

But do you like black pudding?!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Jack Black’s mother helped save the Apollo 13 astronauts.

But do you like black pudding?!!"

Vile stuff.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple  over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

A coconut is not a nut, it's a drupe.

You're welcome

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"President Putin's wife - who you never see - is called Neva Putout.

Fact. "

BS

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By *adbod2godbodMan  over a year ago

Manchester

The easiest way to tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator is that you'll see a crocodile in a while, but you'll see the alligator later

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By *adbod2godbodMan  over a year ago

Manchester

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By *adbod2godbodMan  over a year ago

Manchester

Karl Marx had a sister who ran in the Olympics called Onya.

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By *elix SightedMan  over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Karl Marx had a sister who ran in the Olympics called Onya."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pigs cant look up.

Pigs can actually get sunburned

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Did you know the word "Gullible " is the only word used in the English Language that can't be found by a Google search!

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By *ndycoinsMan  over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

The three lions on the national football shirt(and elsewhere) are actually three Leopards

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By *ty31Man  over a year ago

NW London

Coulrophobia is the phobia of clowns

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Did you know that Dentists are always such miserable bastards because their job makes them look down in the mouth

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By *aucasian GhandiMan  over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

My arsehole is like my opinions...stinky

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By *ndycoinsMan  over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,


"Did you know that Dentists are always such miserable bastards because their job makes them look down in the mouth"

If my dentist tells me one more time to cut down on sugar I'll be knocking his teeth out.

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By *aggonerMan  over a year ago

for a penny

If all the ladies on fab were to lay end to end, I wouldn’t be at all surprised.

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By *amierebelMan  over a year ago

nae danger.

Digestives was made to help you poo

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple  over a year ago

Southampton

The victorians used to share a laxative made of amalgam which the used to swallow, it would purge them, then they'd fish it out of the toilet, clean it and the next person in the house would use it lol

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By *elix SightedMan  over a year ago

Cloud 8

The actors who voiced Mickey and Minnie mouse got married in real life. Russi Taylor (Minnie) and Wayne Allwine (Mickey) tied the knot in 1991.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Digestives was made to help you poo "

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By *rispyDuckMan  over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Despite looking like cute striped horses , Zebras are some of the most dangerous animals to Zoo keepers

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish

The best before date in all packets of crisps is a Saturday.

B

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By *andyrod1Man  over a year ago

St Margaret's at Cliffe

You cannot sneeze with your eyes open

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