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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When touching a lady’s fairy for the first time I always compre it to driving a new car.
As in it does all the same things as the old one but all the buttons are in different places. "
It’s been a long time since I heard it called that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When touching a lady’s fairy for the first time I always compre it to driving a new car.
As in it does all the same things as the old one but all the buttons are in different places. "
Ignore them OP call it what you like, you certainly seem respectful x I’ve always wondered that…not had my bi-curious awakening yet x How similar/or not women are to touch and turn on x |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Fairy..  
It was a common term used when I was younger. Fairy and tuppence.
Yea, by old people.
Just say vulva"
No. Let language live on.
Fairy is great. I'm not sure how well fuck my fairy will go down tonight but I'm using it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Laying a carpet, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, walk all over her. If you're adventurous - like me - you might like to try an underlay. |
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"Fairy..
It was a common term used when I was younger. Fairy and tuppence.
Yea, by old people.
Just say vulva
No. Let language live on.
Fairy is great. I'm not sure how well fuck my fairy will go down tonight but I'm using it."
Love fairies, bring all my wishes  |
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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago
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In my limited experience all females parts are in the same place. That’s often how you know they are female.
I’m glad to report that no lady I have encountered at close quarters has that new car smell.
It may be that we have much to learn from you. |
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"Laying a carpet, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, walk all over her. If you're adventurous - like me - you might like to try an underlay."
Thankfully I have not experienced that technique. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In my limited experience all females parts are in the same place. That’s often how you know they are female.
I’m glad to report that no lady I have encountered at close quarters has that new car smell.
It may be that we have much to learn from you. "
Lol.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fairy..
It was a common term used when I was younger. Fairy and tuppence.
Yea, by old people.
Just say vulva
No. Let language live on.
Fairy is great. I'm not sure how well fuck my fairy will go down tonight but I'm using it."
Now hands that do dishes can feel soft as your face, with Meli's fairy liquid. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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First be human.
View other's as a person just like you wish and want to be percived.
Eye contact,verbal communication. Dialogue,likes,dislikes,build repore. A connection mentaly. And Physically.
Let the rest flow naturally. Expand and create tension,heat,passion.
Much is missing from keyboard tapping!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When touching a lady’s fairy for the first time I always compre it to driving a new car.
As in it does all the same things as the old one but all the buttons are in different places. "
The buttons are in the " mind " the - buttton is in the same place,the gas pedal,and brake pedal.
The driver has no experience in how to drive this so called new car.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Perfect attitude OP 
So many people treat new fairy's like previous fairies, forgetting that we are ALL different  "
Human firstly. Fairy and alladin follow after. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Fairy..
It was a common term used when I was younger. Fairy and tuppence.
Yea, by old people.
Just say vulva
No. Let language live on.
Fairy is great. I'm not sure how well fuck my fairy will go down tonight but I'm using it.
Now hands that do dishes can feel soft as your face, with Meli's fairy liquid."
Brilliant. I've missed this level of wit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"First be human.
View other's as a person just like you wish and want to be percived.
Eye contact,verbal communication. Dialogue,likes,dislikes,build repore. A connection mentaly. And Physically.
Let the rest flow naturally. Expand and create tension,heat,passion.
Much is missing from keyboard tapping!! "
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"Laying a carpet, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, walk all over her. If you're adventurous - like me - you might like to try an underlay.
Thankfully I have not experienced that technique."
It's there for the taking if you ever wish to |
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What we love about the lifestyle is we get have the one we love but also get to enjoy the variety of others sexually. It feels such a shame that many people in relationships don't get the thrill and excitement of sharing a first kiss, undressing someone for the first time or experiencing sex with someone different again. We get to have all the best things with the one we love and more.
We call this Mr Misfits all you can eat buffet theory. Mr Misfit loved crispy duck Pancakes. They're his favourite, was he desires far about all else and what he wants over and over again. Mrs Misfit and what we have is the crispy duck Pancakes. However on a buffet you also have lots of lovely things and maybe new things to try. However much crispy duck Pancakes are by far the best wouldn't it be so sad if you went to a buffet and were not allowed to taste all the other lovely things on offer as well? |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"Fairy..
It was a common term used when I was younger. Fairy and tuppence.
Yea, by old people.
Just say vulva"
I'm not a fan of medical terms for genitals, unless I'm speaking to a medical person.
I like fairy |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"Fairy..
It was a common term used when I was younger. Fairy and tuppence.
Yea, by old people.
Just say vulva
No. Let language live on.
Fairy is great. I'm not sure how well fuck my fairy will go down tonight but I'm using it."
I don't know if I could say stroke my vulva please.
I'm leaning towards give my hairy fairy a little stroke please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When touching a lady’s fairy for the first time I always compre it to driving a new car.
As in it does all the same things as the old one but all the buttons are in different places. "
Sometimes it’s like driving a clapped out old banger |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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"Fairy..
It was a common term used when I was younger. Fairy and tuppence.
Yea, by old people.
Just say vulva
I don't think many women of my parents age knew what a vulva was."
Probably think they misheard and they were on about a Volvo. |
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"I don’t really like correct terminology when describing sexual body parts. Kills the vibe a bit.
“Touch my clitoris Steve, yeahhhhh just like that. Peel aside my clitoral hood baby!!!!”
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Fuck.
I’m so orny now baby |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Terminology aside, and I don’t mind the fairy……I enjoy the voyage of discovery that is sex with a new person.
The build up, the sexual tension beforehand, the nervous excitement. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When touching a lady’s fairy for the first time I always compre it to driving a new car.
As in it does all the same things as the old one but all the buttons are in different places.
Sometimes it’s like driving a clapped out old banger "
body count is real.
Many wont know info DNA Date is passed around willy nilly lol.
If only is was
DVLA related. |
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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago
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"Fairy..
It was a common term used when I was younger. Fairy and tuppence.
Yea, by old people.
Just say vulva
I'm not a fan of medical terms for genitals, unless I'm speaking to a medical person.
I like fairy "
I think it might be off-putting to hear her, in the throes of passion scream “ Yes! Penetrate my vulva! I may soon climax!” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If someone started to tell me all the things they wanted to do to my "Fairy", I'd honestly loose the plot laughing!
And since when have people's "buttons" been in different places?
Old or new models
I'm confused, everyone I've seen have them in all the same places |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
"Fairy..
It was a common term used when I was younger. Fairy and tuppence.
Yea, by old people.
Just say vulva
No. Let language live on.
Fairy is great. I'm not sure how well fuck my fairy will go down tonight but I'm using it."
Fertile fairly is better  |
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"Fairy..
It was a common term used when I was younger. Fairy and tuppence.
Yea, by old people.
Just say vulva
I'm not a fan of medical terms for genitals, unless I'm speaking to a medical person.
I like fairy
I think it might be off-putting to hear her, in the throes of passion scream “ Yes! Penetrate my vulva! I may soon climax!” "
And her screaming yes! Penetrate my fairy" is better |
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"When touching a lady’s fairy for the first time I always compre it to driving a new car.
As in it does all the same things as the old one but all the buttons are in different places. "
I hear you. Sometimes the buttons are different sizes I find aswell. Some are bigger clits than others sure you could work out what I'm trying to say |
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"When touching a lady’s fairy for the first time I always compre it to driving a new car.
As in it does all the same things as the old one but all the buttons are in different places. "
I now have an image of undressing a lady and finding Mavis Cruet hidden away under there. |
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