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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I get all hot and bothered with ironing. Bleughh. "
I have an ironing tip.
Shake your clothes before hanging them up. Take your iron to the charity shop. Continue with your life. |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
London |
"I get all hot and bothered with ironing. Bleughh.
I love ironing 
I’ll wash your rice.
I genuinely love ironing, do you actually like washing rice  "
It’s methodical and purposeful and mind calming! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I get all hot and bothered with ironing. Bleughh.
I love ironing
I’ll wash your rice.
I genuinely love ironing, do you actually like washing rice
It’s methodical and purposeful and mind calming!"
Like ironing.
You have yourself a deal, gorgeous.  |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
London |
"I get all hot and bothered with ironing. Bleughh.
I love ironing
I’ll wash your rice.
I genuinely love ironing, do you actually like washing rice
It’s methodical and purposeful and mind calming!
Like ironing.
You have yourself a deal, gorgeous. "
No ironing is hot, and steam gets in the way, and there’s always that bit of the clothing that doesn’t lie flat so you can’t 100% iron. Ugh.
But yes, deal! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No ironing is hot, and steam gets in the way, and there’s always that bit of the clothing that doesn’t lie flat so you can’t 100% iron. Ugh.
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And that's how end up with numerous funny shaped ironing gloves that never get used  |
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By *mber81Woman
over a year ago
Lives in Preston, Eng |
"All of them. But I really I hate cooking day to day.
Don't mind doing washing though.
I'll have a steak medium rare, mushrooms Garden peas and home made fries please peppercorn sauce "
Oh I actually don't mind cooking a steak. I have two quality t bone steaks in my freezer waiting for the right person. |
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"Picking up dog poo. On the off occasion he has diarrhea, I honestly question what I've done to deserve this."
I've watched what you have to do.
You need a long retractable dog lead. When the dog stops to do its business you carry on walking while spooling out yards of lead until at least ten metres in front. Don't look back. Keep the lead under tension so it doesn't get shit on it.
Still don't look back and as soon as you feel the tension go, wind in fast until the dog has passed you going forward. Let more lead out so the dog is as far away from the crime scene as soon as possible. You had no idea what happened because the dog was behind you.
I witnessed this technique the other evening and have been dining on the story ever since. I now know what those leads are really for. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Emptying the dishwasher "
I'm all about the solution.
Get two dishwashers, and label them odd and even. On alternate days of the month one is a dishwasher, the other is a cupboard for you to store your plates, mugs and cutlery.
The only problem with this system is that if a month has 31 days (or it's Febrary in a leap year) the whole system falls apart.
In this case I suggest you eat all meals in a restaurant (or just fast for the day. It's only 5 times a year)
Hope this helps  |
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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago
Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton, |
"Picking up dog poo. On the off occasion he has diarrhea, I honestly question what I've done to deserve this.
I've watched what you have to do.
You need a long retractable dog lead. When the dog stops to do its business you carry on walking while spooling out yards of lead until at least ten metres in front. Don't look back. Keep the lead under tension so it doesn't get shit on it.
Still don't look back and as soon as you feel the tension go, wind in fast until the dog has passed you going forward. Let more lead out so the dog is as far away from the crime scene as soon as possible. You had no idea what happened because the dog was behind you.
I witnessed this technique the other evening and have been dining on the story ever since. I now know what those leads are really for."
Very very common technique.Also wearing the dog lead around your neck like a fashion accessory whilst Fido chases the livestock all over the place,which apparently is hilarious.Then there is the other common technique of hanging shit bags in the trees like year round Xmas decorations,or just throwing them over the wall which is actually another dimension which makes them disappear.As for the shit that is just left,the livestock that contracts Neospirosis from it,in every case stillbirths or miscarries,is really grateful for the experience |
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By *apidaryMan
over a year ago
Chipping Norton |
"Putting the bins out or bringing them in "
Always quite enjoy this. Chatting to neighbours is good; then there's the pride of having actually remembered. Sometimes I even put the right bins out on the right weeks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Picking up dog poo. On the off occasion he has diarrhea, I honestly question what I've done to deserve this."
I was going to say Ironing .... but yes this one gets me questioning my life choices and love of my dogs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Picking up dog poo. On the off occasion he has diarrhea, I honestly question what I've done to deserve this.
I've watched what you have to do.
You need a long retractable dog lead. When the dog stops to do its business you carry on walking while spooling out yards of lead until at least ten metres in front. Don't look back. Keep the lead under tension so it doesn't get shit on it.
Still don't look back and as soon as you feel the tension go, wind in fast until the dog has passed you going forward. Let more lead out so the dog is as far away from the crime scene as soon as possible. You had no idea what happened because the dog was behind you.
I witnessed this technique the other evening and have been dining on the story ever since. I now know what those leads are really for."
This is quite genius |
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Ironing
Wiping paintwork
Windows
Dishes
Hanging washing out
Bringing washing in
putting washing away
Hoovering
Moving furniture
Emptying bins
Changing bin bags
Wheeling bin out
Wheeling bin in
Shopping
Drying and putting away cutlery
Bleaching mugs
Washing tea pot out
Cleaning Fridge
Tidying the shit draw
Cleaning my specs
Wiping the dining table
Cleaning the oven
Stove top
Jet washing the entry the patio the back herringbone paths , the front marble
Stripping the beds
Making the beds
Washing the bedding
Cleaning the toilet
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Putting the bins out or bringing them in
Always quite enjoy this. Chatting to neighbours is good; then there's the pride of having actually remembered. Sometimes I even put the right bins out on the right weeks."
Show off  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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At the minute, going to the gym. I hate getting up early and going before work and with how packed it is after work, wanting to get my workout done just gives me anxiety. |
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"All of them. But I really I hate cooking day to day.
Don't mind doing washing though.
I'll have a steak medium rare, mushrooms Garden peas and home made fries please peppercorn sauce "
So now we've sorted out the negotiations |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wiping my arse such a chore
Especially when you've used half a roll of toilet paper and it still somehow isn't clean!"
Shaving/trimming ass makes all the difference |
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Signing the staff's time sheets so they get payed,it's a chore but without them the house would be untidy.
But we are going to give authority to the head butler soon so we can just sit by the pools and relax. |
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