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You know you’re old when….
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You play some music and your kids say that songs an advert, I didn’t realise it was an actual song!!
Swords of a thousand men….great song
What makes you feel old? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1:Wearing glasses to look at my phone, and anything close up.
2:Nuts getting stuck in my teeth ( not the male variety  )
3: In bed around 9/9.30pm (more an early bird now)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wake up in pain, half hour to get out of bed and dizziness stops. Half hour to brush false teeth and shower. Half hour to dress. 10 minutes to take 23 medications, put hearing aids in. Make breakfast, soft to prevent constipation. Rest. Coffee rest lunch, soft sandwich, rest, cup of tea, rest,prepare dinner, rest, watch talking pictures, tablets, bed, wank, sleep.  |
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"Remembering going on a main line steam train and we had a British car industry "
The train line, yes but we have never had a British car industry, you can't count Longbridge as they were never actually at work!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When your favourite footballers son is making his debut."
For me, it was when I realised how much older I was than the new drivers in F1.
It's a weird transition from your heroes being older, to your own age and then all of a sudden, toddlers in F1 cars. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your son wants to go to the cinema with his mates and not you  "
Simple solution….tell him he has to use his pocket money for his own ticket and concession treats. Suddenly, son asks father to the cinema again.
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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago
Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands |
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When fall over strangers are asking if you are ok, instead of making a funny comment.
You know you are old when you don't fall over, you have a fall"
Of which I have many |
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"Your son wants to go to the cinema with his mates and not you
Simple solution….tell him he has to use his pocket money for his own ticket and concession treats. Suddenly, son asks father to the cinema again.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I realised I was wearing similar trainers to my dad.
When I asked for a song to be played and the DJ told me the classic rock room was upstairs.
When I spoke to my sons teacher on parents night and she looked like she was the same age as my neice.
All these things made me feel old  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When your favourite footballers son is making his debut.
For me, it was when I realised how much older I was than the new drivers in F1.
It's a weird transition from your heroes being older, to your own age and then all of a sudden, toddlers in F1 cars."
I look quite young for my age so realising I was older than Tyson Fury really messed with my head. |
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