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By *undance_Kid OP Man over a year ago

London

Read my profile.

Just saying

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Those status updates that say how crap everything is for them.

I’m bored! This site is full of fakes! Why do people cancel! Nobody meets. Someone’s done this! Someone’s done that!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The “it’s rubbish here! Nobody meets” ones drives me crazy when it’s every single day

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By *andyfloss2000Woman over a year ago

ashford

Mine probably annoy the shit outa peeps I use mine like a diary lol x

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By *ubikslongswordMan over a year ago

East Grinstead

The ones that are directed at a person

"Had a great night tonight... You know who you are"

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By *undance_Kid OP Man over a year ago

London

"Those status updates that say how crap everything is for them.

I’m bored! This site is full of fakes! Why do people cancel! Nobody meets. Someone’s done this! Someone’s done that! "

Lol

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By *undance_Kid OP Man over a year ago

London

"The ones that are directed at a person

"Had a great night tonight... You know who you are""

Agreed !!

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By *ubikslongswordMan over a year ago

East Grinstead

"The ones that are directed at a person

"Had a great night tonight... You know who you are"

Agreed !!"

I find them very pretentious

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thank you for so many messages, I'm working through them but bare with me as I'm so popular.

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By *ubikslongswordMan over a year ago

East Grinstead

"Thank you for so many messages, I'm working through them but bare with me as I'm so popular."

On the same basis

Out of messages if only I had site supporter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fab my pics boys, get me to the num 1 spot

Thanks for getting me to num 1 spot I'm so happy

Basically anything to do with fabbing pics and getting on hot pics!

Seriously who gives a F**k??

Or am I being mean, and it's a confident boost for low self asteem??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The ‘ I’m getting bored, no one wants to meet think it’s time to leave the site’ ……. Then bloody leave don’t broadcast it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The ‘ I’m getting bored, no one wants to meet think it’s time to leave the site’ ……. Then bloody leave don’t broadcast it

Well said

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'Is there anyone genuine on here'

'This place is full of fakes'

'Does anyone actually meet on here'

'Run out of messages, message me'

This is a new one on me and reminds me when I first got a mobile phone in the 00's and only got 10 texts a month. TB

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By *ayAndKayUKCouple 11 weeks ago

Glasgow

There's one woman up here just outside of the Glasgow area, who constantly posts desperate status updates. I won't name her, but she annoys the shit out of us - Jay more so than me, but there's not much in it.

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago

I pay no attention to them whatsoever,did once upon a time send messages regards their updated status but that day is long gone .

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By *IXEN200Woman 11 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne

I like to show my fun side on my status, you don't have to read them but it's me being me

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 11 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

I usually just block the people who's status updates annoy me.

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By *vaRose43Woman 11 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

The really crass ones

“There’s got to be some wh0res who want their arse filling, message me”

“I want to find a tight sluts cunt to stretch”

“Let me make you gape”

🤢🤢🤢

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple 11 weeks ago

Lincoln

"Fab my latest pic if you want me to suck your cock"

They never do. Never 😭

LvM

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By *till gameMan 11 weeks ago

two doors down

The message boast count

Oh 300 messages in an hour , don’t know how I’ll cope

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By *sguy2Man 11 weeks ago

all over

Message boasts

‘Think I’m done here’

Ran out of messages

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By *exxyyDy11Man 11 weeks ago

North West

Status moaning all the time about how men on here are pricks and vile

One user on my hotlist did it all the time, annoyed me. Had to block

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By *aven.Woman 11 weeks ago

Not the North West...

I like the ranty ones from women about guys not been respectful, right after having a status about wanting to be fucked hard.

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By *r John WickMan 11 weeks ago

The Continental

“Fab the pic if you want the chance to fuck me”

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By *inaTitzTV/TS 11 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

One's asking for site passes, or hinting at that.

People threatening to flounce.

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago

Well I'm leaving if I don't get a site supporters code

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By *ed VoluptaWoman 11 weeks ago

Wirral.

Folk naming and shaming other folk. There's a persistent offender on my updates. It doesn't annoy me, though. I kinda look forward to them

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By *lowhands7Man 11 weeks ago

South Leicestershire / Burton on Trent

The ones that say they are going to leave... Just fucking leave and stop trying to draw attention to yourself!

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By *otsossieMan 11 weeks ago

local, but not too local

"'Is there anyone genuine on here'

'This place is full of fakes'

'Does anyone actually meet on here'

'Run out of messages, message me'"

All these + the begging for silver/gold memberships.

Also the huge amount of m4m is a bit demoralising!

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By *ad NannaWoman 11 weeks ago

East London

People begging for pics

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By *unch XXXMan 11 weeks ago

liverpool

"The really crass ones

“There’s got to be some wh0res who want their arse filling, message me”

“I want to find a tight sluts cunt to stretch”

“Let me make you gape”

🤢🤢🤢"

Cool guys 😎

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By *aomilatteCouple 11 weeks ago

Midlands

Asking for snow in August. Is there anywhere that it snows in August?

❄️ ❄️ ❄️

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By *8on33Man 11 weeks ago

winfrith

I love status updates and do occassionally do odd ones

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By *ife NinjaMan 11 weeks ago

Dunfermline

There's a weekly asking to be taken for a meal/ drinks for possible fun. Err...nah

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By *elix SightedMan 11 weeks ago

Cloud 8

This thread must have the record for biggest percentage of unlos posters. And the irony is they were all whinging about status updates about leaving the site.

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago

Most annoying resurrection of a thread.

Over 1 yr later.

…😏

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By *akHeartWoodMan 11 weeks ago

Crawley

""Fab my latest pic if you want me to suck your cock"

They never do. Never 😭

LvM"

How long did it take for that to sink in?

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By *ount TootusMan 11 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"The really crass ones

“There’s got to be some wh0res who want their arse filling, message me”

“I want to find a tight sluts cunt to stretch”

“Let me make you gape”

🤢🤢🤢"

Don't know what your talking about, there quite respectful in every way and definitely arnt crass and cringe... not One bit

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By *lexV16Man 11 weeks ago

Welling

For me it’s a moan how dull this site is or how shit her/their last meet was

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By *illy IdolMan 11 weeks ago

Midlands

I'm definitely broken, I may try Pinterest...

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By *bxanfCouple 11 weeks ago

Shadow Moses, Stourbridge

Our status updates usually annoy people. Probably because we don't take ourselves or this site seriously.

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By *midnight-Woman 11 weeks ago

...

I don't know why people get hung up on how other people use fab... Just let them crack on and look after your own house

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By *oeBeansMan 11 weeks ago

Derby

"Why is it so hard to meet genuine guys on here" when I'm on here. It's like saying you're starving when there's a perfectly good hot dog on the floor outside

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