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A hedgehog's nose just touched my ankle.
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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago
Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton, |
All the time.I live in the countryside.feeding a hedgehog in the garden at the moment.got badgers that come through,or rather smash through the fences now and then.just finished helping a farmer mate lambing. |
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"Foxes shagging sound like someone being slaughtered
Haha they do hearing it for the first time ever while walking the fields in the pitch black can be quite a shock "
Now that sound IS uninhibited personified.
The little sluts. |
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"That was me OP. Sorry about that 
And no one has made a pun about little pricks. Disappointed.
Just nudge me again with your nose would you, I'm not entirely sure you're still there."
My nose is always cold… I’ll give you a little prick |
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"That was me OP. Sorry about that
And no one has made a pun about little pricks. Disappointed.
Just nudge me again with your nose would you, I'm not entirely sure you're still there.
My nose is always cold… I’ll give you a little prick "
That's no good.we can't be doing with you having a cold nose can we!? I think you need to warm it up somewhere.
What's that about a little prick?
Promises Promises.. |
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Ooh.I also once had an encounter on a hilltop near Brecon with a wild miniature pony.
(No. Nothing transgressive happened. Iy came up to me,I spoke to it, it nickered at me,I gave it a little scratch on it's head while the rest of its cute pygmy family frolicked and gambolled around me) |
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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago
london stratford |
"It's now in freeze mode under my chair.
Anyone else had a random and unexpected brush with wildlife?"
I always say "being a single guy on the scene is like fucking a hedgehog! ie one prick fucking against 1000s of pricks" |
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"It's now in freeze mode under my chair.
Anyone else had a random and unexpected brush with wildlife?
I always say "being a single guy on the scene is like fucking a hedgehog! ie one prick fucking against 1000s of pricks""
I have quite an epic image in my head at that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We spotted a baby hedgie next to a main road during the day last year. Obviously either lost mum, or she'd been squished 
It was tiny, so called local vets as the hedgehog rescue was shut. They said to fetch it in so we did. For reference it was around the size of a bar of soap |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now that sounds like a cute critter(in a cute story).
Wouldn't recommend washing with it though. "
Nope, might have prickled a bit 
The feet's were adorable though! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's now in freeze mode under my chair.
Anyone else had a random and unexpected brush with wildlife?"
all the time . My most shocking was going to my jeep on the way to work and I spooked a Bruin. He towered over my jeep. I didn't see him he was on the driver's side. I almost preed my pants. |
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"Now that sounds like a cute critter(in a cute story).
Wouldn't recommend washing with it though.
Nope, might have prickled a bit
The feet's were adorable though! "
They have a wonderfully adorable furtive scamper about them.
I'm swooning at the thought of the cute feet.
Think I have cute overload.
Except:more.More! |
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"It's now in freeze mode under my chair.
Anyone else had a random and unexpected brush with wildlife? all the time . My most shocking was going to my jeep on the way to work and I spooked a Bruin. He towered over my jeep. I didn't see him he was on the driver's side. I almost preed my pants."
What's a bruin? That's made me scared. It sounds like a mythical creature from a Stephen King/Gaiman novel! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's now in freeze mode under my chair.
Anyone else had a random and unexpected brush with wildlife? all the time . My most shocking was going to my jeep on the way to work and I spooked a Bruin. He towered over my jeep. I didn't see him he was on the driver's side. I almost preed my pants.
What's a bruin? That's made me scared. It sounds like a mythical creature from a Stephen King/Gaiman novel!"
A male bear. |
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Oh Jesus Christ!
What happened? Did you have the ol eyes meeting and locking with a wild beast moment?
Or did you do a Timothy Treadwell and start cooing at it like a parent chastising a naughty child? |
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By *linyMan
over a year ago
Manchester/London |
Happens to me all the time, there’s this one Coyote that follows me everywhere trying to kill me! I’d be walking along and there’s explosions, bangs and crashes and ACME boxes scattered around.
Meep meep! |
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"Got a Jackdaw that returns to our garden and will feed from our daughters hand which is pretty cool  "
Corvids are ace. I have a running battle going on between a pair of magpies and a particularly persistent crow. I think it's trying to reach their nest |
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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago
Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton, |
"I woke up to a fox trying to get in the house the other morning. Luckily one of the cats must've stopped him in his tracks. "
Lucky the fox wasn't hungry or in desperate need of food for the cubs.The cat wouldn't stand a chance. |
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"Foxes shagging sound like someone being slaughtered"
uggg dont we have a few in our garden as we feed them so they are like dam pets now .. sit in garden when we are outside gardening and stuff .. come upto us and sit at feet ..
but my gosh the noise at night when they are going at it .. they sound harsher than a night out listening to d*unk scally birds screeching |
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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago
Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton, |
"Foxes shagging sound like someone being slaughtered
uggg dont we have a few in our garden as we feed them so they are like dam pets now .. sit in garden when we are outside gardening and stuff .. come upto us and sit at feet ..
but my gosh the noise at night when they are going at it .. they sound harsher than a night out listening to d*unk scally birds screeching "
Be careful.I've known people's "pet" Foxes turn on them |
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"I touched his ankle and liked it
Taste of his sock was fantastic
I imagine the hedgehog sung afterwards."
I just felt a little nose and was quite overcome.i do like a gentle touch on the ankle.
Must have tasted good because he came back for more.
I was a lucky boy!
In one sense.. |
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