"Now wash your ears out with soap and water then spin three times while holding your breath and throw salt over your middle shoulder!"
It’s not working, I’m scared, my heart is racing, I feel panicky, there are so many ignorant stupid people who have a presence on social media, forums, in the news and are even… politicians!
Great, now I’m hyperventilating… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The microchip inside us controls us all now. The future is not our concern, over to you Bill Gates."
But if I say Bill Gates is a Bellend will I get a secret visit from the men in black |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Now wash your ears out with soap and water then spin three times while holding your breath and throw salt over your middle shoulder!
It’s not working, I’m scared, my heart is racing, I feel panicky, there are so many ignorant stupid people who have a presence on social media, forums, in the news and are even… politicians!
Great, now I’m hyperventilating…"
Calm down dear. It will be ok. Here, just a little prick and it will be all over soon. There's a good boy.  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Look, you've hit rock bottom.
It might not feel like it right now but there's salvation to be found in swingers chat; go and have a good chat about wanking over some dirty knickers and you'll feel better in no time. |
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"What you need is a nice, calming beer. I know it’s early, the sun isn’t yet over the yardarm, but these are extreme circumstances and needs must."
Can I borrow your Rose-tinted glasses? This is a medical emergency |
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"Look, you've hit rock bottom.
It might not feel like it right now but there's salvation to be found in swingers chat; go and have a good chat about wanking over some dirty knickers and you'll feel better in no time."
One of those threads that just keeps on giving Meli. You’re right - it’s the digital media equivalent of breathing in and out of a paper bag I guess |
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