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"Wreck HIS hole" I beg your pardon | |||
"Nick his wallet " Nick it right back and say thank you | |||
"Nick his wallet Nick it right back and say thank you "Steel his orange. | |||
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"Steal "Lick. Both. All over | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 25/05/23 22:24:29]" Point and laugh | |||
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"Leave them there and laugh. " Tickle her feet, fart under the duvet leave it over her head | |||
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"Seductively eat a toblerone in front of them. Then leave." Rub them with picked onion monster munch | |||
"Seductively eat a toblerone in front of them. Then leave." Watch them enjoy this more than expected | |||
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"Kiss them from head to toe.. paying particular attention to the middle lol "Trace all the way down until they squirm so much | |||
"Kiss them from head to toe.. paying particular attention to the middle lol
Trace all the way down until they squirm so much"Spray with cold water and turn the air conditioner on | |||
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"Blindfold and tease the hell out of them with my tongue " Oh now where do I start 
Tinder x | |||
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"Blindfold and tease the hell out of them with my tongue Oh now where do I start
Tinder x"Draw a moustache on and try her shoes on | |||
"Blindfold and tease the hell out of them with my tongue " Tease her back with tongue and vampire gloves | |||
"Blindfold and tease the hell out of them with my tongue Tease her back with tongue and vampire gloves " Put a full Indian takeaway in front of him but just out of reach | |||
"Kiss them from head to toe.. paying particular attention to the middle lol
Trace all the way down until they squirm so much"Yes please | |||
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"Put a cold pint just out of reach and turn up the heating " Bring a couple of ladies round  | |||
"Put a cold pint just out of reach and turn up the heating Bring a couple of ladies round "Get him a bunch of sunscreen | |||
"Put a cold pint just out of reach and turn up the heating Bring a couple of ladies round
Get him a bunch of sunscreen "Well played | |||
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"Tickle his feet" Grab his fone chance his password on fab and log him out | |||
"Tickle his feet Grab his fone chance his password on fab and log him out " Feed him sushi | |||
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"Tickle his feet Grab his fone chance his password on fab and log him out Feed him sushi " Feeds her Jilabi curry | |||
"Tickle his feet Grab his fone chance his password on fab and log him out Feed him sushi " sensually massage before giving the best sex ever | |||
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"Tickle his feet Grab his fone chance his password on fab and log him out Feed him sushi sensually massage before giving the best sex ever" Sample some of that best sex ever | |||
"Tickle his feet Grab his fone chance his password on fab and log him out Feed him sushi sensually massage before giving the best sex ever Sample some of that best sex ever" Samples the worst sex ever | |||
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"Probably laugh say “ unlucky “ close the door and walk away. The mr " Stick googly eyes on his cock | |||
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"The candles are at the ready "four candles or fork handles?  | |||
"The candles are at the ready four candles or fork handles? "I suppose i could be nice and bring the fork handles | |||
"The candles are at the ready four candles or fork handles?
I suppose i could be nice and bring the fork handles "thank you lord | |||
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"Give him the bill for the bowl of porridge he ate before he had kinky sex with goldilocks." is she hot? I'd take his abs | |||
