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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes a few things, dogs, geese, and a badger walking across Salisbury plain with a couple of young Kits behind, we all thought awww how cute, it thought…. Attack!!! We all scattered like children laughing… big tough infantry soldiers 
What about you OP |
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By *vilgasamWoman
over a year ago
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Makes me think of my old dads story of sitting on a boat on lock ness and thought nessie herself was after him, turned out to be a seal but he pegged it to the shore faster than he’d every rowed before  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cows, plural.
Two hoardes of them, flock, school?
Herd!
They chased me for half a mile, until I realised they wouldn't relent. So I hopped over a fence and stood on a rickety bridge to make my escape, into another field, of cows, that then encircled me.
To say, I, as a peace loving vegetarian, extolling my views about their soon to be transformation into meat products, and the hope they would be sub par, and over cooked was fair and measured.
Also a herd of deer too, splitting either side of me, in the woods, on my bike. That was amazing too.
Probably other things. West Country innit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Zebra, buck and a rhino 
Stop breaking into the safari park and streaking through….  "
My dad used to baulk at the animals who’d just had young in the nature reserve and then run… talk about survival of the fittest  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Zebra, buck and a rhino
Stop breaking into the safari park and streaking through….
My dad used to baulk at the animals who’d just had young in the nature reserve and then run… talk about survival of the fittest "
Haha at least it wasn’t the lion pride |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Zebra, buck and a rhino
Stop breaking into the safari park and streaking through….
My dad used to baulk at the animals who’d just had young in the nature reserve and then run… talk about survival of the fittest
Haha at least it wasn’t the lion pride "
He did make us jump out the car in the lion enclosure at Kruger park… that was justified though |
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By *apidaryMan
over a year ago
Chipping Norton |
Water buffalo. Once. And I only made it because I was pretty close to an electric fence which I could make it over, but which the buffalo took as an impassable barrier.
Oh, and the usual geese, swans, dogs, etc. Possibly a deluded guinea pig on one occasion. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A horse! Walking in a field full of them, this big one did not appreciate us being there and stalked us, we ending up having to run away with it breathing down our necks. Never been so scared. Big fear of horses now. |
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"Cows, plural.
Two hoardes of them, flock, school?
Herd!
They chased me for half a mile, until I realised they wouldn't relent. So I hopped over a fence and stood on a rickety bridge to make my escape, into another field, of cows, that then encircled me.
To say, I, as a peace loving vegetarian, extolling my views about their soon to be transformation into meat products, and the hope they would be sub par, and over cooked was fair and measured.
Also a herd of deer too, splitting either side of me, in the woods, on my bike. That was amazing too.
Probably other things. West Country innit."
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I can relate.
Cows can be an intimidating beast especially in numbers.
It's the cold, dead eyes coupled with that thousand yard stare.
Stuff of nightmares. |
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By *apidaryMan
over a year ago
Chipping Norton |
"A swan….they’re fast "
To name-drop outrageously for a moment, I was once approached by the swan from the film Hot Fuzz. That's right, ladies and gents, a *celebrity* swan.
(There's a zoo in the Cotswolds that's basically not open to the public, and full of animals they train for films & TV. Once a year they open it for the weekend. Strangest place - as you get near an enclosure, the animals all come toward you, since they're all trained to be tame / to perform.) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A Turkey. Nasty fucker it was
With your musical talents you should just have given it a swansong performance... 
I don’t think so. Maybe murder like I do with most songs "
Not allowed to murder the King's swans... orally or otherwise |
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"A Turkey. Nasty fucker it was
With your musical talents you should just have given it a swansong performance...
I don’t think so. Maybe murder like I do with most songs
Not allowed to murder the King's swans... orally or otherwise "
They’re absolutely delicious in a stew though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don’t think so. Maybe murder like I do with most songs
Not allowed to murder the King's swans... orally or otherwise
They’re absolutely delicious in a stew though "
Not tried swan stew...thought you'd prefer littler birds.. |
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I don’t think so. Maybe murder like I do with most songs
Not allowed to murder the King's swans... orally or otherwise
They’re absolutely delicious in a stew though
Not tried swan stew...thought you'd prefer littler birds.. "
Nah… I like them meaty  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They’re absolutely delicious in a stew though
Not tried swan stew...thought you'd prefer littler birds..
Nah… I like them meaty "
I do like a good amount of breast myself |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A goose chased me around a park once. I obviously wasn’t fast enough and it bit me 
Then a seagull pinched my sausage roll once as well. It got caught in my hair as it swooped down and I was flailing around like a mad woman in the middle of the high street with a seagull stuck to my head  |
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2 dobermann while riding my bike when I was 16 years old! They both jumped out from their garden and tried to bite my legs and chased half way up hill. I must’ve hit the world record for quickest time to ride up hill that time.
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"Cows, plural.
Two hoardes of them, flock, school?
Herd!
They chased me for half a mile, until I realised they wouldn't relent. So I hopped over a fence and stood on a rickety bridge to make my escape, into another field, of cows, that then encircled me.
To say, I, as a peace loving vegetarian, extolling my views about their soon to be transformation into meat products, and the hope they would be sub par, and over cooked was fair and measured.
Also a herd of deer too, splitting either side of me, in the woods, on my bike. That was amazing too.
Probably other things. West Country innit.
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I can relate.
Cows can be an intimidating beast especially in numbers.
It's the cold, dead eyes coupled with that thousand yard stare.
Stuff of nightmares."
Cows are just stupidly curious. If you run then they will often run faster just to see what you are running from. Best thing to do is not run - slow things down and they will just nose around like a bunch of overgrown, rather stupid, puppies. |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
Swans, and I mean that plural. I have been chased by swans in just about every part of the Country, I have no idea what they don't like about me, maybe I was a swan botherer in a past life, but swans uniformly hate me! |
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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago
moon base zero |
A bull,finished work as a waiter in hotel in sark and used a cut through a hedge to get home,knew there was a bull in field and guess it was night and my white shirt must have spooked him,I ran then I heard a chain snap...so I ran a bit faster.... |
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"Have you ever been chased by an animal?
If so....what? x"
I have and it was very weird, there is a place called Brentwood in Essex that have a peacock roaming the roads. I finished a job and it wouldn’t let me leave in my van and was literally peacocking me |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South |
Not chased as such, but followed.
I’d gone for a walk and the footpath crossed a field where some cows were grazing, they were the other end though so thought it would be ok . One saw us and then they all started followed the one coming towards us. I was a bit nervous as I’d not long seen an episode of Midsummer Murders where someone had been killed after being trampled by cows. We sped up and made it to the other end of the field safely and they never caught up with us. Cows have a fair bit of pace to them - who knew?!
Another time (last year) another field and we (myself and my two kids) went for a walk across a hilly field with a footpath. We go in through the gate and walk a few feet in. I look up the hill/field and see three horses eating grass. I get a bit nervous because they’re big. One notices us and stares for a bit. I turn around and tell my kids not to panic but there’s a horse looking at us and it would be best to go back. As I say this, the horse starts walking quite fast towards us and I anticipated it would break into a canter any moment. I panic and start running back towards the gate with my kids in hot pursuit of me who tell me off because I’d told them not to panic.
I love being in nature, it’s so relaxing! |
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A large Stag in Bushy park I was running,it was rutting season and I think he thought I was after his hoe's sorry doe's
And what followed was a comedy level chase with him chasing me round tree's and bushes for what felt like an eternity.
Side note:
Same place as the famous clip of the dog FENTON!!! Chasing deer.
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By *rder66Man
over a year ago
Tatooine |
Dog when I was a kid, i bit me on the back.
Monitor lizard in Pangkor Lout
A very angr monkey in Hau Hin
A croc at my ex-wifes kampong in Sarawak and a rather angry old Khmer rouge supporter in Cambodia, long story. |
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The main one was cows. Normally they are harmless but these had calves with them and I had a dog. A dangerous situation to be in. I didn't know they were in that field or I we wouldn't of gone near it.
I ran petrified and crying all the way back to the house. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Elephant! "
I've been warned off by elephants. Can't imagine you could outrun one. Likewise with a hippo.
Thankfully in a 4x4 at the time although I needed to reverse from the hippo which wasn't fun. |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Have you ever been chased by an animal?
If so....what? x"
In my life....?
Lots of dogs, a cat, several horses, a few cows, some sheep, swans, ducks, pigs, geese, goats and an emu at a wildlife park in Oz than had a raging boner.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Camel spiders, bloody remind me of the aliens out of starship troopers, as hard to kill and as fast too lol true."
Why would someone design a spider with 8 legs and two grabby arms and fuck off big teeth
Gods an arsehole
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By *929Man
over a year ago
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Not sure if they count but bees, the didn’t chase as such they were just coming down the alley behind us I remember hearing the buzz and thinking nothing of it only one of the 3 of us had the sense to turn and look the 2 of us who didn’t know found out when he sprinted past us shouting bees haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just realised, I hadn't answered 
I've been chased by a swarm of wasps
They caught me! Did they catch you?
Yip the little buggers  "
Do you hold grudges?
 i do. |
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"Just realised, I hadn't answered
I've been chased by a swarm of wasps
They caught me! Did they catch you?
Yip the little buggers
Too right I do...I will get my revenge
Do you hold grudges?
i do. "
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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago
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I read on the internet that if you are chased by wolves the best strategy is to stand your ground because the are out to intimidate you.
When I was in the Carpathians last year just such a situation occurred so I faced up to them and they slinked away with their tails between their legs.
So, in answer to your question: No. |
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"Have you ever been chased by an animal?
If so....what? x"
Yes a badger while out mountain biking at night in delamere forest me and a small group of riders and yes night rides on mountain bikes in dark forests is a thing lol |
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