If I were I were a rich man …
I would buy a racehorse and call it Soapy Titwank. Because I think that would be a marvellous name for a racehorse. Imagine being the jockey riding Sopay Titwank. Or being a bloke down the bookies putting a cheeky fiver on Soapy Titwank each way at 4pm. |
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"If I were I were a rich man …
I would buy a racehorse and call it Soapy Titwank. Because I think that would be a marvellous name for a racehorse. Imagine being the jockey riding Sopay Titwank. Or being a bloke down the bookies putting a cheeky fiver on Soapy Titwank each way at 4pm."
There was a trainer Mary Cecil who had two horses, Joe Blob and Mary Hinge. It took the jockey club a while to suss and make them change the names. |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"If I were I were a rich man …
I would buy a racehorse and call it Soapy Titwank. Because I think that would be a marvellous name for a racehorse. Imagine being the jockey riding Sopay Titwank. Or being a bloke down the bookies putting a cheeky fiver on Soapy Titwank each way at 4pm.
There was a trainer Mary Cecil who had two horses, Joe Blob and Mary Hinge. It took the jockey club a while to suss and make them change the names. "
Yep. They don't allow dodgy names anymore the dullards. 
There was also a greyhound called Katie's Bush.  
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By *bi HaiveMan
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"If I were I were a rich man …
I would buy a racehorse and call it Soapy Titwank. Because I think that would be a marvellous name for a racehorse. Imagine being the jockey riding Sopay Titwank. Or being a bloke down the bookies putting a cheeky fiver on Soapy Titwank each way at 4pm.
There was a trainer Mary Cecil who had two horses, Joe Blob and Mary Hinge. It took the jockey club a while to suss and make them change the names.
Yep. They don't allow dodgy names anymore the dullards.
There was also a greyhound called Katie's Bush.
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'Kate's Bush' - duck you autocarrot. 
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