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By *rouserbulge OP   Man  over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Politics aside (obviously!) are there any MPs you’ve seen that you’d like to shag? Anyone from either side of the political spectrum float your boat?

I quite fancy Angela Rayner. I have a thing for redheads!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We've all been shafted by the Tories at some point.

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By *eneralKenobiMan  over a year ago

North Angus

My ex is a MP

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By *ts the taking part thatMan  over a year ago

southampton


"Politics aside (obviously!) are there any MPs you’ve seen that you’d like to shag? Anyone from either side of the political spectrum float your boat?

I quite fancy Angela Rayner. I have a thing for redheads!"

FFS, double bagger! Redheads yes but not that one.

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By *ts the taking part thatMan  over a year ago

southampton

Penny Mordant but much better is Heidi Allen (ex MP).

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By *rouserbulge OP   Man  over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"Penny Mordant but much better is Heidi Allen (ex MP)."

Penny handles a sword well.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There ain’t no fitties in politics. No men. No women. Nobody.

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By *ts the taking part thatMan  over a year ago

southampton


"My ex is a MP "

Is it Boris?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"There ain’t no fitties in politics. No men. No women. Nobody. "

Pretty much this!

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By *hrista BellendWoman  over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Dominic Raab

I'd love to spend a weekend in his company

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Johnny Mercer

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By * and M lookingCouple  over a year ago

Worcester

Seriously.....if you can see an even half decent looking one, you must have gone to Specsavers.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd wank off dishi rishi fir a million

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’d bang El Presidente Wonko. Proppa fittie innit.

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By *r_PinkMan  over a year ago

london stratford


"Politics aside (obviously!) are there any MPs you’ve seen that you’d like to shag? Anyone from either side of the political spectrum float your boat?

I quite fancy Angela Rayner. I have a thing for redheads!"

I am with you on that one buddy!

I like her looks and her politics!

So it would be a win win for me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pritti patel

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pritti Patel is beautiful

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By *d4fun73Man  over a year ago

Shipley

Liz truss! Why not fuck some sense into her

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By *rouserbulge OP   Man  over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"Pritti patel "

reckon she’s a Dom. probably owns whips and handcuffs too.

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By *t0600Man  over a year ago

elvedon

We have all been fucked by the tories

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pritti patel

reckon she’s a Dom. probably owns whips and handcuffs too. "

Hell yeah - Pritti in a skin tight latex zipped catsuit thigh boots or pleasers !!

Jeeez im off to lock myself away

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds

I don’t know who any of them are.

The mr

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By *a LunaWoman  over a year ago

South Wales

Dominic Raab

I reckon he likes to throw a lass around a bed in an ungentlemanly fashion.

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By *estarossa.Woman  over a year ago

Flagrante

None.

They are mostly too busy fucking us already!

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By *issmorganWoman  over a year ago

Calderdale innit


"My ex is a MP

Is it Boris?"

Teresa may ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My ex is a MP

Is it Boris?

Teresa may ? "

She might.

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By *ocksareoffMan  over a year ago

Out n About

If we were just basing it on looks then Priti Patel. But knowing what they are all like then it's none of them.

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By *omtom7Man  over a year ago

Tralee

Priti Patels big curvy ass.

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By *evils PuddingCouple  over a year ago

the pub or in the nude in Paisley


"Priti Patels big curvy ass. "

Going in dry

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS  over a year ago

London

Emily Thornberry. I think she's sexy.

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

None of them. They all have a ‘particular’ unattractive look.

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By *itty9899Man  over a year ago

Craggy Island

Esther McVey, Conservative MP for Wirral West.

Louise Bagshaw, Conservative MP for Corby.

And Penelope Mordaunt can clasp her hand around my sword anytime.

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By *rC99Man  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Politics aside (obviously!) are there any MPs you’ve seen that you’d like to shag? Anyone from either side of the political spectrum float your boat?

I quite fancy Angela Rayner. I have a thing for redheads!"

I agree with you OP with Angela Rayner. Would also be Lisa Nandy and Caroline Lucas for me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Unfortunately none.

I find most to be so immoral (apart from a handful) that even if I found them physically attractive, I just couldn't function..

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By *eneralKenobiMan  over a year ago

North Angus


"My ex is a MP

Is it Boris?"

It clearly is not

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By *TG3Man  over a year ago

Dorchester

Any of the wealthy ones

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London

Corbyn

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Corbyn "
i liked him but not his teeth

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By *adCherriesCouple  over a year ago

Cheshire/Northwest

Jacob Reese mogg looks a kinky bugger

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Jacob Reese mogg looks a kinky bugger "

Viewing his hard drive would probably melt your face like that that scene in Indiana Jones.

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By *rder66Man  over a year ago

Tatooine

None

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By *hekaiserMan  over a year ago

Glasgow

Angela Raynor

Priti Patel

Kelly Tolhurst and Caroline Noakes

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By *penbicoupleCouple  over a year ago

Northampton


"Corbyn "

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By *lephantisMan  over a year ago

Oxford

I'd rather pull an Abelard on myself than fuck an MP.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Penny Mourdant is top of my list.

Also got a bit of a soft spot for Priti Patel and Esther McVey

Wouldn't kick Nadine Dories out of bed either, if I'm honest

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tobias Ellwood

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By *aucasian GhandiMan  over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Nicola Sturgeon and a young Maggie FMF vibes

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By *ornucopiaMan  over a year ago

Bexley


"Corbyn "

Hope for me yet!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Jacob Reese mogg looks a kinky bugger "

You should see his right honourable member.

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By *ornucopiaMan  over a year ago

Bexley

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By *ornucopiaMan  over a year ago

Bexley

Kemi Badenoch

Such a shame she's in the wrong party!

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By *arkus1812Man  over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

Nadine Dories

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By *issmorganWoman  over a year ago

Calderdale innit


"Jacob Reese mogg looks a kinky bugger

You should see his right honourable member."

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By *unBoyOneMan  over a year ago

London

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By *ent in BlackMan  over a year ago

Silsden


"Politics aside (obviously!) are there any MPs you’ve seen that you’d like to shag? Anyone from either side of the political spectrum float your boat?

I quite fancy Angela Rayner. I have a thing for redheads!"

Same here, she’s really sexy.

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By *ts the taking part thatMan  over a year ago

southampton


"Nadine Dories "

I can see that, she has something about her but think Boris already has.

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By *ts the taking part thatMan  over a year ago

southampton


"My ex is a MP

Is it Boris?

It clearly is not "

Worth a punt, he has many ex's.

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By *0shadesOfFilthMan  over a year ago

nearby

Priti Patel

Arse to mouth

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Politics aside (obviously!) are there any MPs you’ve seen that you’d like to shag? Anyone from either side of the political spectrum float your boat?

I quite fancy Angela Rayner. I have a thing for redheads!

Same here, she’s really sexy. "

I suppose, on the plus side, at least you won't have to listen to the shite that comes out of her gob if she's got your cock down her throat

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling

None of them.

Not one of them has earned or deserves to get with this

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS  over a year ago

Ramsey

Luciana Berger is very pretty.

Liz Kendall has fantastic legs.

I also like Jess Phillips cos she's funny & I'm sure rather naughty too.

Shame they're all Labour tho.

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By *hav02Man  over a year ago

Glasgow/London

We are all quite well fcuked by most MPs

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By *lynJMan  over a year ago

Morden

I wouldn't trust a politician in any way

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By *elaninMaverickWoman  over a year ago

near Putney Heath

I would Keir with his wife's permission obviously.

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By *vilgasamWoman  over a year ago

The dot in the i

There are none I want sex with, there are several I’d like to punish however..

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By *ez669Man  over a year ago

East Kilbride

kate forbes snp

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By *hatty GuyMan  over a year ago

The Borough of St Peter

Stella Creasy quite often causes a Stellar Crease in my thunderwear

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By *inky_CarpenterMan  over a year ago

Portsmouth

Not sure about sex but there are a few Tory MP's I'd love to get alone in a dungeon, with some handcuffs, a ball gag and a selection of those massive Bad Dragon Dildo's. Not sure I'd bother much about lube though....

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By *stbury DavenportMan  over a year ago

Nottingham


"Liz truss! Why not fuck some sense into her "

There's a fun theory that Truss is a collared sub with a public humiliation fetish.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

None

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By *d4fun73Man  over a year ago

Shipley


"Liz truss! Why not fuck some sense into her

There's a fun theory that Truss is a collared sub with a public humiliation fetish. "

Now that makes sense!!!!

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By *apidaryMan  over a year ago

Chipping Norton

Christopher Hitchens used to tell the story of Margaret Thatcher demanding he bent over, smacking him on the bum, and flirtatiously calling him a naughty boy as she walked away. It's in his autobiography --- and a version is here, too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9R6aqT9UnY4

He commented at the time that he was the only left wing critic of the Thatcher government to have slept with several of its ministers.

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By *eneralKenobiMan  over a year ago

North Angus


"I wouldn't trust a politician in any way"

With you on that, my ex surprise hoofed me square in the balls one day

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By *andyrod1Man  over a year ago

St Margaret's at Cliffe

Lisa Nandy floats my boat, Penny is another, that is pretty much it, l would overnight with Jess Phillips, just so l could bin those horrendous fucking earrings while she was kipping.

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By *stbury DavenportMan  over a year ago

Nottingham


"Liz truss! Why not fuck some sense into her

There's a fun theory that Truss is a collared sub with a public humiliation fetish.

Now that makes sense!!!!"

It really didn't help that at one point she was repeatedly wearing what was either a day collar or a necklace that looked exactly like one.

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By *otsossieMan  over a year ago

Chesterfield

David Mellor in his Chelsea kit. (Vomit)

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By *londebiguyMan  over a year ago

Southport


"Dominic Raab

I reckon he likes to throw a lass around a bed in an ungentlemanly fashion."

Have to be quite a small lass though.

He's not so big himself

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