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"If puddings were personified, which would you be?
I’d be an Eton mess.
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Blimey baby.. messy play on your mind ? 
I'd be your chocolate lava cake.. when you open it.. it spills out its gooey centre.. sweet warm melting goodness. Mhmmm.. 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If puddings were personified, which would you be?
I’d be an Eton mess.
M
Blimey baby.. messy play on your mind ?
I'd be your chocolate lava cake.. when you open it.. it spills out its gooey centre.. sweet warm melting goodness. Mhmmm..
Tones"
I’d lap your gooey mess up. 
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"Doughnuts. Bit thick but sweet and comforting. You know you shouldn’t, but fuck my ring you’ll feel satisfied afterwards."
"Fuck my ring"
Thanks for a hearty laugh.
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"I don't know what I'd be personally but now I'm fancying apple pie and custard.
I went out for lunch yesterday but ate too much so didn't have a dessert and now I'm regretting it  "
Always have dessert! Don't bow to peer pressure when they ask if you want to get the bill, us dessert people need to rise up!  |
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"I don't know what I'd be personally but now I'm fancying apple pie and custard.
I went out for lunch yesterday but ate too much so didn't have a dessert and now I'm regretting it
Always have dessert! Don't bow to peer pressure when they ask if you want to get the bill, us dessert people need to rise up! "
Hear, hear!! Don’t crumble, people. This is not a trifling matter, especially on a sundae  |
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"I don't know what I'd be personally but now I'm fancying apple pie and custard.
I went out for lunch yesterday but ate too much so didn't have a dessert and now I'm regretting it
Always have dessert! Don't bow to peer pressure when they ask if you want to get the bill, us dessert people need to rise up!
Hear, hear!! Don’t crumble, people. This is not a trifling matter, especially on a sundae "
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One you find in those all you can eat buffets. You’re really looking forward to trying it but once you’ve had it, turns out if wasn’t as good as you thought it was going to be. |
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"One you find in those all you can eat buffets. You’re really looking forward to trying it but once you’ve had it, turns out if wasn’t as good as you thought it was going to be. "
Or you just keep going back because you can't get enough |
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"I don't know what I'd be personally but now I'm fancying apple pie and custard.
I went out for lunch yesterday but ate too much so didn't have a dessert and now I'm regretting it
Always have dessert! Don't bow to peer pressure when they ask if you want to get the bill, us dessert people need to rise up!
Hear, hear!! Don’t crumble, people. This is not a trifling matter, especially on a sundae
*Applause* oh that's good. Bravo!"
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