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I Miss P loves all men however a big strong powerful viking type male really does it for me 
Let's see who's out there and show our appreciation for the gorgeous men who make me go week at the knees  |
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over a year ago
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"Married a Viking and plunder her pussy as often as I can, does that make me a Viking or a tamer of vikings?
I don't know  "
Plundering the pussy. It’s the future.  |
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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago
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"I Miss P loves all men however a big strong powerful viking type male really does it for me
Let's see who's out there and show our appreciation for the gorgeous men who make me go week at the knees "
I second this!! The Last Kingdom on Netflix & Vikings on Amazon Prime have done summat to me  |
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"Are we talking Kristofer Hivju, Trond Espen Seim, Vikings, vikings valhalla, fair haired thick arms strong faces? Or just a more sturdier figure?"
In the words of The Offspring, the world loves a wannabe. |
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"I Miss P loves all men however a big strong powerful viking type male really does it for me
Let's see who's out there and show our appreciation for the gorgeous men who make me go week at the knees "
Had the DNA test, actual Viking descendant. Beard pics available on request  |
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"I Miss P loves all men however a big strong powerful viking type male really does it for me
Let's see who's out there and show our appreciation for the gorgeous men who make me go week at the knees
Had the DNA test, actual Viking descendant. Beard pics available on request "
*Me! Me!  |
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"I Miss P loves all men however a big strong powerful viking type male really does it for me
Let's see who's out there and show our appreciation for the gorgeous men who make me go week at the knees
Had the DNA test, actual Viking descendant. Beard pics available on request "
Oooft! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What is a Viking type male, I need to know if I fit in before I declare that I am.
From the snippet of picture I'd say there's a very good chance you are "
I’m calling it then.
Here I am. |
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"What is a Viking type male, I need to know if I fit in before I declare that I am.
From the snippet of picture I'd say there's a very good chance you are
I’m calling it then.
Here I am. "
Well it's seems you are
No more out there ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are we talking Kristofer Hivju, Trond Espen Seim, Vikings, vikings valhalla, fair haired thick arms strong faces? Or just a more sturdier figure?
In the words of The Offspring, the world loves a wannabe."
Pardon? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a Viking. Granted, I'm brown... And short... And fairly slim... And have no tattoos... And clean shaven.
But other than that, absolute Viking here 
And that is the spirit of a viking! "
Yesssss! When's the next raid? |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
London |
"I'm a Viking. Granted, I'm brown... And short... And fairly slim... And have no tattoos... And clean shaven.
But other than that, absolute Viking here
And that is the spirit of a viking!
Yesssss! When's the next raid?"
You pillage, I spillage. |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
London |
"I'm a Viking. Granted, I'm brown... And short... And fairly slim... And have no tattoos... And clean shaven.
But other than that, absolute Viking here
And that is the spirit of a viking!
Yesssss! When's the next raid?
You pillage, I spillage. "
Oh gawd, I think I did a little sick in my own mouth after re-reading that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a Viking. Granted, I'm brown... And short... And fairly slim... And have no tattoos... And clean shaven.
But other than that, absolute Viking here
And that is the spirit of a viking!
Yesssss! When's the next raid?
You pillage, I spillage. "
Smoooooooooooth! But seriously, name the time and place |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
London |
"I'm a Viking. Granted, I'm brown... And short... And fairly slim... And have no tattoos... And clean shaven.
But other than that, absolute Viking here
And that is the spirit of a viking!
Yesssss! When's the next raid?
You pillage, I spillage.
Smoooooooooooth! But seriously, name the time and place "
I’m judging you hard for responding to that awful line positively!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a Viking. Granted, I'm brown... And short... And fairly slim... And have no tattoos... And clean shaven.
But other than that, absolute Viking here
And that is the spirit of a viking!
Yesssss! When's the next raid?
You pillage, I spillage.
Smoooooooooooth! But seriously, name the time and place
I’m judging you hard for responding to that awful line positively! "
Don't let the forum persona fool you, I'm easy AF   |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
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"I'm a Viking. Granted, I'm brown... And short... And fairly slim... And have no tattoos... And clean shaven.
But other than that, absolute Viking here
And that is the spirit of a viking!
Yesssss! When's the next raid?
You pillage, I spillage.
Smoooooooooooth! But seriously, name the time and place
I’m judging you hard for responding to that awful line positively!
Don't let the forum persona fool you, I'm easy AF "
Yasssss - this will work perfectly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yesssss! When's the next raid?
You pillage, I spillage.
Smoooooooooooth! But seriously, name the time and place
I’m judging you hard for responding to that awful line positively!
Don't let the forum persona fool you, I'm easy AF
Yasssss - this will work perfectly. "
This was your plan all along? |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
London |
"Yesssss! When's the next raid?
You pillage, I spillage.
Smoooooooooooth! But seriously, name the time and place
I’m judging you hard for responding to that awful line positively!
Don't let the forum persona fool you, I'm easy AF
Yasssss - this will work perfectly.
This was your plan all along? "
I got smarts, Joe. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yesssss! When's the next raid?
You pillage, I spillage.
Smoooooooooooth! But seriously, name the time and place
I’m judging you hard for responding to that awful line positively!
Don't let the forum persona fool you, I'm easy AF
Yasssss - this will work perfectly.
This was your plan all along?
I got smarts, Joe."
Tell that to your pick up lines |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Genetically a Viking. But don't really look like one. "
It’s not possible to be “genetically a Viking”. You can be Scandinavian?
But Viking was just a job type. It’s like saying “I’m genetically a mechanic” |
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"Genetically a Viking. But don't really look like one.
It’s not possible to be “genetically a Viking”. You can be Scandinavian?
But Viking was just a job type. It’s like saying “I’m genetically a mechanic” "
I do realise the absurdity of it. I've got the I-M253 gene which is called "the Viking gene" on account of being found in Viking remains.
However, so does half of all men in Sweden and Norway. And Alexander Hamilton, General Robert E Lee, and Chris Pine. So it's not exactly rare.
It was more meant as satire, these people who get a beard and a brosatru tattoo (especially one that's not even from the time of the Vikings) and go "Raaah, I'm a Viking, bro!". Like you said, you might as well go "Raaah, I'm a mechanic!" It's a pointless thing to go around and flex with. |
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