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By *lynJ OP Man
over a year ago
Morden |
A herd of water buffalo escaped from a farm in Wivenhoe, near Colchester which is in Essex. Essex is famous for being the home of essex_tom. The animals caused damage to a swimming pool, including falling into it.
Who thinks it's madness to keep these dangerous creatures.
What's going on here people.
It's causing a splash all over the news! |
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"A herd of water buffalo escaped from a farm in Wivenhoe, near Colchester which is in Essex. Essex is famous for being the home of essex_tom. The animals caused damage to a swimming pool, including falling into it.
Who thinks it's madness to keep these dangerous creatures.
What's going on here people.
It's causing a splash all over the news!"
Glyn are you Tom in disguise?  |
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By *lynJ OP Man
over a year ago
Morden |
"A herd of water buffalo escaped from a farm in Wivenhoe, near Colchester which is in Essex. Essex is famous for being the home of essex_tom. The animals caused damage to a swimming pool, including falling into it.
Who thinks it's madness to keep these dangerous creatures.
What's going on here people.
It's causing a splash all over the news!
Glyn are you Tom in disguise? "
No - just copying his excellent style.  |
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"When they left I heard the mummy buffalo said to her youngest "Bison!"
What did the youngest reply?
It replied on the hoof, cos it was in a hurry
Talk about milking a joke  "
Blood curd-lingly funny  |
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"When they left I heard the mummy buffalo said to her youngest "Bison!"
What did the youngest reply?
It replied on the hoof, cos it was in a hurry
Talk about milking a joke
Blood curd-lingly funny "
Or very cheesy |
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By *lynJ OP Man
over a year ago
Morden |
"When they left I heard the mummy buffalo said to her youngest "Bison!"
What did the youngest reply?
It replied on the hoof, cos it was in a hurry
Talk about milking a joke
Blood curd-lingly funny
Or very cheesy "
I hope there's no charge for these jokes |
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I used to work at a private animal collection during School holidays. The water buffalo was by the most dangerous animals they had. Known for being really bad tempered.
Hope Toms not too worried about this. |
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"When they left I heard the mummy buffalo said to her youngest "Bison!"
What did the youngest reply?
It replied on the hoof, cos it was in a hurry
Talk about milking a joke
Blood curd-lingly funny
Or very cheesy
I hope there's no charge for these jokes"
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