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Old age is........
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"Old age is a privilege denied to many." Love this. | |||
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"Old age is a privilege denied to many." So very true, neither of my parents reached old age. I must be very privileged having made it as far as I have. | |||
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"When you say right before moving anywhere." In that case I've always been old | |||
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"When you say right before moving anywhere. In that case I've always been old" Right. I’m off then | |||
I know, I'll be 68 tomorrow!! | |||
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"Old age is still thinking Teslas sound a bit like milk floats." And look like them  | |||
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"Old age is when you sit down to watch a film after 8.30pm and it becomes a 2 night mini series..... "When sit down and fall asleep on sofa | |||
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"Three rules of old age; Never walk past a toilet. Never waste an election. Never trust a fart." When autocarrot and cataracts bugger up a perfectly good gag. | |||
"When getting out of a chair sounds like a domino display ! "And using your Zimmer to try navigate all those broken coffee tables. | |||
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"Not being able to get anywhere near your toes to cut your nails "*Relateable...... | |||
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"When you say right before moving anywhere." Oh crumbs! I just realised I do this a lot!  | |||
"Is not for sissies!!" I am a sissie and I feel old! | |||
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"When you say right before moving anywhere." this is me | |||
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"Planning when you can fit a nap in, during the day." Moving on to …. planning your day around the time you usually take a nap. | |||
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"Planning when you can fit a nap in, during the day. Moving on to …. planning your day around the time you usually take a nap. " This is actually one of the things about being old I’m looking forward too being able to nap whenever you want multiple times a day | |||
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"When women say ahh bless……I’ll show you bloody ahh bless" Wait i say that | |||
"When women say ahh bless……I’ll show you bloody ahh bless" I had a mate who would say that all the time despite the rest of us telling him women normally say it and to pack it in | |||
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"forgetting when you've already said something" Knowing you’ve said something but forgetting what it was | |||
"Old age is a privilege denied to many."  | |||
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"Old age is a privilege but not keen on living past 80 tbh" The 80s are not quite as I expected, but hey it is anothe year in your life so keep plugging away at it, my target is 99. I am 83% there. | |||
