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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"to end up a telephone conversation?
Mine is usually another important call but I need new ideas. Urgently."
Sorry, there's someone at the door.
Sorry, the dog has just bought in a live pigeon and I need to stop it eating it.
Sorry, I really need a shit and it echoes in the downstairs loo.
Sorry, I can smell burning - I need to call the fire brigade.
Sorry, must dash - Henry Cavill just arrived for a threesome.
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"to end up a telephone conversation?
Mine is usually another important call but I need new ideas. Urgently."
Depends on context of conversation. But I’ve got a meeting scheduled and I can’t be late works.
Appointments that you can’t miss.
I’ve been known to say sorry I have nothing further to add right now I’m off bye and literally end the call.
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"I normally just say bye if I’m honest. Or I’m going now bye 
Oh perfect! I wish it was that easy! It won’t work with my opponent I’m afraid
Give it a whirl. It’s very liberating  "
I might, actually. Some great ideas here but this one will actually go along with my new found attitude of not giving a single fuck.
Thanks LB
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By *929Man
over a year ago
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"Busting for a wee is always a good one. Perfectly natural and believable, and unreasonable for them to delay you.
Or a colossal plop."
Haha good idea
Similarly without saying owt took a piss once while on phone to a mate and he heard it got angry told me I was a disgusting fucking pig and hung up |
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"Busting for a wee is always a good one. Perfectly natural and believable, and unreasonable for them to delay you.
Or a colossal plop.
Haha good idea
Similarly without saying owt took a piss once while on phone to a mate and he heard it got angry told me I was a disgusting fucking pig and hung up "
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
The other trick to learn is how to make noises in your mouth that sound like static or you losing a signal.
Google 'old Norman Collier' sketches for tips on how to convincingly stutter as if you're losing connection....and then just hang up.
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"I normally just say bye if I’m honest. Or I’m going now bye
Oh perfect! I wish it was that easy! It won’t work with my opponent I’m afraid
Give it a whirl. It’s very liberating
I might, actually. Some great ideas here but this one will actually go along with my new found attitude of not giving a single fuck.
Thanks LB
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You’re welcome beautiful. My fucks given have been zero for a very long time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""I am going to let you go, as I've taken up enough of your time". Works a treat 
Pure genius."
You have to quickly close with "speak to you soon" as the other person might drop the "I'm in no rush" bombshell  .
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"to end up a telephone conversation?
Mine is usually another important call but I need new ideas. Urgently."
If is the same usual suspect :
Just kill the call as you answer to it :
Hi , u ok ? Quick , Quick cause I’m in a worry running late …
Or
U alright ? Cant really talk right now …. But quick … what’s up ?
And there u brake his / hers legs even before start going on one
If starts picking ….
U need say : “ I’m terribly sorry , I gotta go “
U need to be cold blood , cruel , and u can’t let yourslef feel bad
Some people glue you to the phone and absorb all your energy into their attention need
Is a forceful abuse , u need to protect yourself
No husband , no lover , no caring person as the rights to touch your freedom
And if that person respects you and loves you will happily let u go n catch u later
Or wait til u get back to him / her
Don’t feel bad to hang up
My Nan used to Drain my mum ( her own daughter )
Sleiving her on the phone , moaning about her 1000 diseases and illnesses n depressive abuse .
My poor mum , in agony on the phone , want to go but can’t cause wants to be a good daughter and be there for her mum ….
It hurts me , to see that evil old bitch torturing her own daughter like that
Everyday . For hours . Is sick
My father is another prick
Sleiving her to the marriage
I do t n ow how she coop up with all that shit
I runned away when I was 20
Hit the road with the raving convoys all way around europe n never came back
Toxic .
U can. It let people
Consume you
Do t feel bad .
Be cold blood and say :
I gotta go now . Bye . Laters x x
I never feel bad when someone does that to me
With respect u let the other side go
Easy
Do t worry . Is not offensive
U don’t need excuses |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My daughter will ring 40,000 times, leave a WhatsApp, & a text to stare 'it's an emergency!!!'... I'll ring back to find out the cat looked 'weird' having a shit 
She's nearly 25  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My daughter will ring 40,000 times, leave a WhatsApp, & a text to stare 'it's an emergency!!!'... I'll ring back to find out the cat looked 'weird' having a shit
She's nearly 25 "
I'll add she lives in her own home, with 3 young children... She'll still phone me at work, on a daily basis with this kinda bull crap  |
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"to end up a telephone conversation?
Mine is usually another important call but I need new ideas. Urgently."
My Fb just arrived
Sorry i need to go dinners ready.
Got to go, i am bored with this chat
ill call you later, im falling asleep.
shit i have to go, the feds just kicked my door in.
just hang up, pretend your phone ran lut of battery.
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