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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

My wife hates the wet patch in bed after sex, so has started to insist on condoms...

What do you do about the wet patch..

Does it not bother you..

Do you end up sleeping on it...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Never sleep in it, but I love it in the moment.

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex

We put a towel down

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I always hated it too, so I’m on your wife’s side. Sorry! (Not sorry)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Move over to your side whilst having sex

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

I just swallow ot

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

Tissue and a quick trip to the toilet.

I never had a wet patch when I was married.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Move over to your side whilst having sex "

either that or if you’re not happy with the condom answer to the problem, offer to change the sheets after each session

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World

Plastic bed sheets and towels ha ha

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By *avie65Man  over a year ago

In the west.

Keep a mop and bucket behind the be_room door.

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By *unwexcplCouple  over a year ago

Gorey

Condom wouldn’t solve the wet patch for us. It’s mrs that caused the wet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Always have a couple of towels at the ready.

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By *oyahandrussCouple  over a year ago

Nr Rugby

Towels only solution

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Have shower sex instead;)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

But how are you the one causing the wet patch? I guess you're shooting your load inside of her and it is dripping out of her minge? If so, that sounds like her problem. She's got to be quick, you cum inside of her and then BAM, grab some leftover Sunday roast stuffing and fill her up to absorb moisturise and keep the cum locked in until she can get to the bathroom.

Or maybe you could try cumming in her asshole instead?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"But how are you the one causing the wet patch? I guess you're shooting your load inside of her and it is dripping out of her minge? If so, that sounds like her problem. She's got to be quick, you cum inside of her and then BAM, grab some leftover Sunday roast stuffing and fill her up to absorb moisturise and keep the cum locked in until she can get to the bathroom.

Or maybe you could try cumming in her asshole instead? "

That's a lot of pressure on the sphincter to perform !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have to have it on my side and she likes me to sleep in it

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By *rtic explorerMan  over a year ago

ring road bristol

At least she’s not a squirter and there’s some dry left

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just have a towel handy. Easy peasy.

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Just make sure you have the cum sponge and fanny flannel to hand. Problem sorted

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By *rooMan  over a year ago

Nottinghamshire


"We put a towel down "

Works out better

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By *ilda934Woman  over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield


"Condom wouldn’t solve the wet patch for us. It’s mrs that caused the wet "

I'm glad someone said this!

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman  over a year ago

all loved up


"My wife hates the wet patch in bed after sex, so has started to insist on condoms...

What do you do about the wet patch..

Does it not bother you..

Do you end up sleeping on it..."

confused as to how a condom stops a wet patch on the bed.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wet patch of her squirting ? Change the bed or use big towels under the sex position

Me doing wet patches ? Been years … I don’t the snip , my wet patch is always indoors ^^ aways in , somewhere … ups

Never had complains and always sleeps clean n dry ^^

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My wife hates the wet patch in bed after sex, so has started to insist on condoms...

What do you do about the wet patch..

Does it not bother you..

Do you end up sleeping on it..."

I make him sleep in it I kind of have OCD. He made the mess he gets the results.

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By *adja_lazloCouple  over a year ago

Solihull


"My wife hates the wet patch in bed after sex, so has started to insist on condoms...

What do you do about the wet patch..

Does it not bother you..

Do you end up sleeping on it..."

without even reading I knew this was a single guy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fuck her upside down like a bat so it goes on the ceiling instead.. you're welcome.

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By *ojo2joWoman  over a year ago

Penclawdd

Do you think she’s using the wet patch as an excuse for you to wear a condom. Could she be suspicious of you cheating and be more concerned about catching something?

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By *rooperRedMan  over a year ago

Littlehampton

What's wrong with a towel within arm's reach?

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By *ris GrayMan  over a year ago

Dorchester

Leak in the ceiling maybe?

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By *otsuredorsetCouple  over a year ago

ulverston

K has started squirting a lot when we play. I love it, but it does mean we always end up with a very large wet patch. We are now looking at waterproof mattress toppers. For our bed and also our spare room as one of our swinging friends is also a heavy squirter and we want them to visit and sample Dorset for the weekend

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple  over a year ago

liverpool


"My wife hates the wet patch in bed after sex, so has started to insist on condoms...

What do you do about the wet patch..

Does it not bother you..

Do you end up sleeping on it... confused as to how a condom stops a wet patch on the bed. "

Me too. Unless the op is shooting abnormally huge loads it makes no sense.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My wife hates the wet patch in bed after sex, so has started to insist on condoms...

What do you do about the wet patch..

Does it not bother you..

Do you end up sleeping on it... confused as to how a condom stops a wet patch on the bed.

Me too. Unless the op is shooting abnormally huge loads it makes no sense. "

The wet patch was from my cum, not her squirting or anything. So the condom gets it all. No cum on the bed so no wet patch. Hope that explains it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My ex brother in law once got a text from his Mum that was meant for her partner - it read, "just rolled over into the wet spot mmmmm".

It was the 'mmmm' that really upset him.

They never spoke about the text.

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"My wife hates the wet patch in bed after sex, so has started to insist on condoms...

What do you do about the wet patch..

Does it not bother you..

Do you end up sleeping on it... confused as to how a condom stops a wet patch on the bed.

Me too. Unless the op is shooting abnormally huge loads it makes no sense.

The wet patch was from my cum, not her squirting or anything. So the condom gets it all. No cum on the bed so no wet patch. Hope that explains it. "

I thought it was obvious what you were talking about when you said about the condom.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My wife hates the wet patch in bed after sex, so has started to insist on condoms...

What do you do about the wet patch..

Does it not bother you..

Do you end up sleeping on it... confused as to how a condom stops a wet patch on the bed.

Me too. Unless the op is shooting abnormally huge loads it makes no sense.

The wet patch was from my cum, not her squirting or anything. So the condom gets it all. No cum on the bed so no wet patch. Hope that explains it.

I thought it was obvious what you were talking about when you said about the condom."

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By *akedmrMan  over a year ago

nearby

Don’t really mind it. In fact I find it kind of horny, a reminder of what we’ve just done

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Are you sure it's the wet patch and not that she's not caught a dose on a night out?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The wet patch is because SHE liked the sex! I simply cannot remember any time my pathetic eight squirts would constitute a wet patch!

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